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one time i waved hello at a mailbox cause i thought it was a person. 🏳️🌈🎮✍🏻
revisiting carly from the beginning and i remember i could not get this album in the states so i had to buy it from a dude on ebay
January 22, 2026 at 2:15 PM
revisiting carly from the beginning and i remember i could not get this album in the states so i had to buy it from a dude on ebay
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I guess I do think if you participated in the arrest of a five-year-old you are probably just fundamentally incompatible with society. That you are not a safe person for humanity to be around, generally
January 22, 2026 at 3:31 AM
I guess I do think if you participated in the arrest of a five-year-old you are probably just fundamentally incompatible with society. That you are not a safe person for humanity to be around, generally
i am just gonna get over my fear of being perceived and just do whatever. we're all gonna die so like ... why feed into the anxiety of it all? #queerwriters #writing #amwriting do people still use that hashtag 😅
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purple void
your life, your very existenceis more than the ego’s attempts at self aggrandizement i can never see myself in ways you thought you couldthere’s an aching emptiness of where we used to …
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January 22, 2026 at 3:36 AM
i am just gonna get over my fear of being perceived and just do whatever. we're all gonna die so like ... why feed into the anxiety of it all? #queerwriters #writing #amwriting do people still use that hashtag 😅
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so #writing is really fun cause you can stare at the same two paragraphs for 30 minutes wondering what on earth possessed you to write something so stupid while also feeling proud that you even wrote anything at all.
January 22, 2026 at 12:30 AM
so #writing is really fun cause you can stare at the same two paragraphs for 30 minutes wondering what on earth possessed you to write something so stupid while also feeling proud that you even wrote anything at all.
watching connor storrie’s youtube videos from 100 years ago just emulates the peak youtube vlog era. i wish i could time travel.
January 21, 2026 at 12:46 PM
watching connor storrie’s youtube videos from 100 years ago just emulates the peak youtube vlog era. i wish i could time travel.
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I am ready to go home and read my book.
January 19, 2026 at 1:42 PM
I am ready to go home and read my book.
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I like that the same day a guy was like “this place will never be Twitter” this thread gave us the most 2015 Twitter experience (complimentary) imaginable.
I just woke up from a nap and somehow while I was asleep, everyone on the bus has figured out we are not going to the right place
January 20, 2026 at 4:38 AM
I like that the same day a guy was like “this place will never be Twitter” this thread gave us the most 2015 Twitter experience (complimentary) imaginable.
it’s a gay test i guess
January 20, 2026 at 4:32 AM
it’s a gay test i guess
here is a picture of the back of my kindle cause i need help
January 16, 2026 at 3:36 AM
here is a picture of the back of my kindle cause i need help
i keep having this dream where dua lipa walks up to me, takes my face in her hands, stares down into my soul and says, “it’s not real.”
January 13, 2026 at 1:18 PM
i keep having this dream where dua lipa walks up to me, takes my face in her hands, stares down into my soul and says, “it’s not real.”
i love twitter but after a while it really just does feel like robots talking to each other all the time. and about stupid things too. 😮💨 but who will i argue with if i stop using it? 😭
January 12, 2026 at 1:16 PM
i love twitter but after a while it really just does feel like robots talking to each other all the time. and about stupid things too. 😮💨 but who will i argue with if i stop using it? 😭
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I would love to see a cooking show where they do everything in a home kitchen (a small one).
No little glass bowls of each spice set out. No pre-prepared chicken breasts read to go. Everything done by scratch.
Then let them say "it's an easy meal to whip up in 30 minutes!"
Fuck you.
No little glass bowls of each spice set out. No pre-prepared chicken breasts read to go. Everything done by scratch.
Then let them say "it's an easy meal to whip up in 30 minutes!"
Fuck you.
August 24, 2025 at 7:47 PM
I would love to see a cooking show where they do everything in a home kitchen (a small one).
No little glass bowls of each spice set out. No pre-prepared chicken breasts read to go. Everything done by scratch.
Then let them say "it's an easy meal to whip up in 30 minutes!"
Fuck you.
No little glass bowls of each spice set out. No pre-prepared chicken breasts read to go. Everything done by scratch.
Then let them say "it's an easy meal to whip up in 30 minutes!"
Fuck you.
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The man is literally starting a war against mail-in voting because Putin told him to. The colossal, limp, flatulent weakness of it all. Why choose a dictator so embarrassing?
August 18, 2025 at 3:29 PM
The man is literally starting a war against mail-in voting because Putin told him to. The colossal, limp, flatulent weakness of it all. Why choose a dictator so embarrassing?
i’m so obsessed with brands intentionally killing their brand by changing their names, using a logo that looks like an eighth grader made it, and then ultimately changing it back to what it originally was 😍
MSNBC is being rebranded to MS NOW.
The new acronym stands for ‘My Source (for) News, Opinions (and the) World.’
The new acronym stands for ‘My Source (for) News, Opinions (and the) World.’
August 18, 2025 at 1:25 PM
i’m so obsessed with brands intentionally killing their brand by changing their names, using a logo that looks like an eighth grader made it, and then ultimately changing it back to what it originally was 😍
this is also an emotional state of being btw
When you lose 28 pounds but end up with your mother’s neck.
August 14, 2025 at 5:50 PM
this is also an emotional state of being btw
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Welp, we made it girls
August 12, 2025 at 6:35 PM
Welp, we made it girls
imagine being born in 2025 and your name looks like a wifi password - @mariopellegrino.bsky.social
August 10, 2025 at 3:54 AM
imagine being born in 2025 and your name looks like a wifi password - @mariopellegrino.bsky.social
if any of my friends so much as THINK about using AI to write my obituary i will literally come back to life and kill you dead so fast
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The rise of AI tools that write about you when you die — The Washington Post
Families and funeral directors are using AI obituary generators to more efficiently memorialize the dead. What happens when they get it wrong?
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August 3, 2025 at 5:28 PM
if any of my friends so much as THINK about using AI to write my obituary i will literally come back to life and kill you dead so fast
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I, too, am an immigrant. I, too, am told “they don’t mean you.” And when they say that, I’m like, “So you admit it’s just racism then.”
As someone who came here as an immigrant, I can’t tell you how jarring it is to see this anti immigration narrative flooding our politics every single day, people will say they don’t mean you, it doesn’t matter, it’s disgusting
July 24, 2025 at 9:03 AM
I, too, am an immigrant. I, too, am told “they don’t mean you.” And when they say that, I’m like, “So you admit it’s just racism then.”
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i'm sorry does #cincinnatichildrens own this woman during her PTO hours? they decide what she can and cannot say whether she is on the clock or not? WHAT are you doing? this woman needs her job back. this is insane.
i'm sorry does #cincinnatichildrens own this woman during her PTO hours? they decide what she can and cannot say whether she is on the clock or not? WHAT are you doing? this woman needs her job back. this is insane.
She says Cincinnati Children's fired her after speaking to us about her former coworker, Ayman Soliman
Lizzy Diop talked to us on July 14, one day after speaking with her friend. On Monday, July 21, Diop said she was fired for a media policy violation.
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July 23, 2025 at 2:36 PM
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i'm sorry does #cincinnatichildrens own this woman during her PTO hours? they decide what she can and cannot say whether she is on the clock or not? WHAT are you doing? this woman needs her job back. this is insane.
i'm sorry does #cincinnatichildrens own this woman during her PTO hours? they decide what she can and cannot say whether she is on the clock or not? WHAT are you doing? this woman needs her job back. this is insane.
should i start ripping out my eyebrows for fun
July 22, 2025 at 1:53 PM
should i start ripping out my eyebrows for fun
if israel is participating in eurovision this year i am going to send a rotted fruit arrangement to ebu headquarters
July 20, 2025 at 12:34 AM
if israel is participating in eurovision this year i am going to send a rotted fruit arrangement to ebu headquarters