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J_Roche

@joejacroche.bsky.social

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Escaping from the Dark Side Hopefully to a more peaceful setting 🇪🇺 🇺🇸 🇮🇪 🇩🇪 🇹🇷 🚫MAGA 🚫OF 🚫DMs or you’re out NOT CONSERVATIVE - BLUE ALWAYS - 💙 💙💙💙💙

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Maida ☠️ @emmaidama.bsky.social · 2d

😂🤣 Newsom’s trolling is now at a whole new level 😂🏅
#NobelPeacePrize #Pinks 🌸

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Slackermom @slackermom.bsky.social · 1d

Was just at a neighborhood school at dismissal. Hundreds of people with whistles surrounding the school and stationed down every block making sure ICE doesn’t snatch anyone. The same is happening at all the schools around here. I love my neighborhood and I love Chicago.

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Governor JB Pritzker @govpritzker.illinois.gov · 1d

School performance, graduation rates, and proficiency are all making strides in Illinois.

We know that here we can’t abandon the pursuit of academic excellence.

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The Tennessee Holler @thetnholler.bsky.social · 1d

“I’m worried about my community… I’m out here in a frog costume to show how ridiculous the notion that we’re violent terrorists is, and showcase how that narrative is wrong…”

Serious Q: is it too late to give this dude the Nobel Peace Prize? 🐸 🏆

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Senator Andy Kim @kim.senate.gov · 1d

I can’t in good faith vote to pass a defense authorization when this President is using our brave men and women in uniform as his personal intimidation tool. My full statement here.

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Hoodlum 🇺🇸 @nothoodlum.bsky.social · 1d

“Mr. President, how are you feeling on your way to Walter Reed?”

“That was a very nasty question. I’m angry—the Nobel Peace Prize was rigged and stollen. Yesterday, I was studying for my cognitive test, and Eric kept eating the heads off the animal crackers.”

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Rhonda @silverarticfox.bsky.social · 1d

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The Tennessee Holler @thetnholler.bsky.social · 1d

PORTLAND: “The frogs are multiplying”

(#NotAWarZone Noem Matter what Kristi says)

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J_Roche @joejacroche.bsky.social · 1d

💯💯💯💯💯

J_Roche @joejacroche.bsky.social · 1d

I’m thinking of travelling to Portland for No Kings and buying a costume.

Maybe Winnie the Pooh because there is only one FROG.
Way to go FROG👏👏

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derek guy @dieworkwear.bsky.social · 2d

“A second inflatable frog has now been spotted wiggling through Portland.”

Marco Rubio whispers into Donald Trump's ear.

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J_Roche @joejacroche.bsky.social · 1d

War torn Portland is now infested with sharks 😂🤣

Who we gonna call, I know!!

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J_Roche @joejacroche.bsky.social · 1d

Happy it wasn’t HIM

But why did she have to say this

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JoJoFromJerz @jojofromjerz.bsky.social · 1d

Hold the fuck on — Trump is letting another fucking country build an air force facility on one of our Air Force bases HERE?!?!
On American soil!?!?
What the literal fuck?!?

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JoJoFromJerz @jojofromjerz.bsky.social · 1d

But RFK Jr.? He’s different. He’s not just dumb. He’s majestic dumb. Dumb that glows. Dumb with wings. Dumb that makes other dumb look up and say, “One day, I wanna be like him.”

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Stupidity Officially Resigns: RFK Jr. to Assume Full Control

In Which I, Stupidity, Concede Defeat to a Man Who Debated Biology and Lost to a Placenta.

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J_Roche @joejacroche.bsky.social · 1d

💯 Agree
We all celebrated the fact that HE didn’t get what he coveted.
Then deflated

J_Roche @joejacroche.bsky.social · 1d

CONNED

And then she goes and spoils it all by saying this. I feel conned 😡

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Mrs. Betty Bowers @mrsbettybowers.bsky.social · 2d

I knew Fox News was theater. I just didn't realize it was a repertory theater that recycles actors for different roles.

You'd think a company that had to pay $787,000,000 for deceiving its viewers would be a little more careful about blatantly continuing the practice.