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Joel Woodruff
@joelwoodruff.bsky.social
Father, grandfather, husband, son,
entrepreneur, skater, coin collector,
sound engineer, wine nerd, legal/political junkie
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All opinions expressed are my own

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December 11, 2025 at 5:59 AM
Qatar knows now that they overpaid.
December 11, 2025 at 11:42 AM
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"The complaints against Bove may get traction or they may go nowhere. But that’s not the point. Federal judges shouldn’t engage in arguably improper behavior and then shrug it off by claiming they did it in their personal capacity." open.substack.com/pub/joycevan...
Judicial Ethics
Yesterday, Third Circuit Court of Appeals Judge Emil Bove attended an event where Donald Trump spoke.
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December 11, 2025 at 4:15 AM
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wall is giving thai restaurant
December 11, 2025 at 5:33 AM
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It’s been two weeks since ICE took Yuanxin Zheng from his father. He is six years old. He’s still not home. This has to end.
December 10, 2025 at 10:32 PM
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December 11, 2025 at 8:36 AM
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It used to be an impeachable offense.

Now it’s a daily occurrence.
December 11, 2025 at 9:36 AM
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ICYMI — “I identified myself as a U.S. citizen and a veteran, but that didn't matter. ICE Agents smashed my window, sprayed tear gas and pepper spray into my car, dragged me out… this experience violated the very principles I fought to defend.”
December 11, 2025 at 4:16 AM
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Donald is too stupid to realize that admitting that a doctor asked him to take THREE cognitive tests is an indication that he is exhibiting signs of cognitive decline. He's so preoccupied with lying about the results that he doesn't realize that being asked to take the test points to a problem.
December 10, 2025 at 7:15 PM
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December 10, 2025 at 2:17 PM
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MINNEAPOLIS: “All I did was step outside as a Somali American citizen, and I got chased by a masked person, assaulted, kidnapped. It was inhumane. If this is what’s happening to a 🇺🇸 citizen on camera, imagine what could happen to your loved ones.”
December 11, 2025 at 4:00 AM
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The first paragraph of Judge Breyer‘s opinion granting an injunction in the California National Guard case is a banger.
December 10, 2025 at 3:30 PM
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“Two dolls and a couple of pencils. Give Grandma one slipper — you can give her the other one next Christmas. I am the affordability president.”
December 10, 2025 at 7:30 PM
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This keeps happening.
December 10, 2025 at 2:28 PM
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“… and then he said, ‘No, it’s the FIFA World Cup Peace Prize.’”
December 10, 2025 at 7:00 PM
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To be fair my years exclude pre-Civil RIghts America, the age of the robber barons and the grasping amorality of the Mexican-American War, but overall I've lived 65 years and on an everyday basis, i have never been more ashamed of my country than in the past eleven months.

My god.
NEWS: Trump officials are worried the ICC may try to prosecute them for war crimes once Trump's term ends, and are threatening sanctions against the ICC to change its founding document to grant them immunity. (via Reuters / link in reply)
December 10, 2025 at 8:57 PM
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Fine. Give us the Epstein files in Times New Roman, then.
December 10, 2025 at 4:10 PM
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Immigrants ‘plucked out of line’ at citizenship ceremony at Faneuil Hall “the cradle of liberty”.

If you ever claimed you want immigrants to do it the right way, this should outrage you. On the other hand, If you think this was okay, you need to come to terms with your white nationalist views.
December 10, 2025 at 7:44 PM
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lol I love that Habba thinks she can quit a job she never had. That reminds me, I need to resign as the prime minister of Australia.
The Parking Lot Lawyer FINALLY figured out she wasn’t welcome.

And PS: This is a complete and total surrender by Habba.
December 9, 2025 at 9:02 PM
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All Trump and MAGA have left in the wake of his crumbling economic policies and numerous scandals is white supremacy and hate.

That's it.

Nothing else.

And America is rejecting it.
December 10, 2025 at 5:06 AM
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December 10, 2025 at 5:24 AM
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Once again, the ads in the print edition of @theonion.com are worth the price alone
December 10, 2025 at 12:37 AM
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It is absolutely wild that the guy who won’t stop yelling about law and order is now personally stepping in to keep January 6 documents hidden from the police officers who were attacked that day. He knows exactly what’s in those files and he is terrified the country will see it.
December 9, 2025 at 9:26 PM
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It’s important to remember that Laura Ingraham went to Dartmouth. She’s not as stupid as she sounds. She’s just a shameless liar.
December 9, 2025 at 11:41 PM