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Easily distracted by dogs and teeth
The Bellaire Pediatric Dentist
Easily distracted by dogs and teeth
The Bellaire Pediatric Dentist
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Marco Rubio is reportedly saying Maduro will stand trial in US courts.
Which means it’s now the US administration’s position that US courts can hold foreign presidents, but not the US president, accountable for crimes.
Which means it’s now the US administration’s position that US courts can hold foreign presidents, but not the US president, accountable for crimes.
January 3, 2026 at 10:52 AM
Marco Rubio is reportedly saying Maduro will stand trial in US courts.
Which means it’s now the US administration’s position that US courts can hold foreign presidents, but not the US president, accountable for crimes.
Which means it’s now the US administration’s position that US courts can hold foreign presidents, but not the US president, accountable for crimes.
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One way that the reaction to Rob Reiner's murder mirrors Charlie Kirk's is that the best way to eulogize each of them is to quote their words, and in both cases, doing so pisses off conservatives.
Rob Reiner: “Silence in the face of authoritarianism is complicity. Speaking out is a patriotic act. Democracy doesn’t defend itself. It requires participation, vigilance, and courage from ordinary people."
December 15, 2025 at 8:52 PM
One way that the reaction to Rob Reiner's murder mirrors Charlie Kirk's is that the best way to eulogize each of them is to quote their words, and in both cases, doing so pisses off conservatives.
It feels so good to be back at the Dexter Lake Club.
We’d like to do a tune for you titled Shamma Lamma Ding Dong
So hit it
We’d like to do a tune for you titled Shamma Lamma Ding Dong
So hit it
November 23, 2025 at 4:42 AM
It feels so good to be back at the Dexter Lake Club.
We’d like to do a tune for you titled Shamma Lamma Ding Dong
So hit it
We’d like to do a tune for you titled Shamma Lamma Ding Dong
So hit it
You don’t tug on Superman’s cape
You don’t spit in the wind
You don’t pull the mask off that old Lone Ranger
And you don’t mess around with Jim
You don’t spit in the wind
You don’t pull the mask off that old Lone Ranger
And you don’t mess around with Jim
November 23, 2025 at 4:28 AM
You don’t tug on Superman’s cape
You don’t spit in the wind
You don’t pull the mask off that old Lone Ranger
And you don’t mess around with Jim
You don’t spit in the wind
You don’t pull the mask off that old Lone Ranger
And you don’t mess around with Jim
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Ahead of Veterans Day, I was honored to welcome a flight of veterans and their families as they arrived in DC.
November 11, 2025 at 1:08 PM
Ahead of Veterans Day, I was honored to welcome a flight of veterans and their families as they arrived in DC.
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When the dental hygienist isn’t interested in THE TRUTH about fluoride
October 27, 2025 at 3:24 AM
When the dental hygienist isn’t interested in THE TRUTH about fluoride
Sure do miss Benny Hill slap-clapping the bald guys head.
ICE attempted
and failed to disappear a food delivery guy.
It needed to be scored.
and failed to disappear a food delivery guy.
It needed to be scored.
September 29, 2025 at 12:34 PM
Sure do miss Benny Hill slap-clapping the bald guys head.
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If you think that adults taking Tylenol hurt kids, just wait until you read what the adults in the Epstein Files were doing to them.
September 25, 2025 at 12:49 PM
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Doubt I’m the only other one not shocked.
“I’m shocked you would make that claim” 😕🤷🏻♂️ 🤦🏼♀️
Another one that hasn’t aged great. (Her condescending looks really seal the deal)
Another one that hasn’t aged great. (Her condescending looks really seal the deal)
September 19, 2025 at 3:34 PM
Doubt I’m the only other one not shocked.
I’ll meet you there
D and G and I don’t need anything else
For the rest of your life, you can only eat food from one of these regions. Which do you choose?
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September 16, 2025 at 11:04 PM
I’ll meet you there
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Live your life in such a way that, when you die, people directly quoting you does’t sound like a personal attack on your character.
September 13, 2025 at 5:30 PM
Live your life in such a way that, when you die, people directly quoting you does’t sound like a personal attack on your character.
"Fuck Ted Cruz"
-Green Day and pretty much everyone else
-Green Day and pretty much everyone else
September 5, 2025 at 6:54 PM
College football is back! But the Epstein files still have not been released.
August 30, 2025 at 3:03 PM
College football is back! But the Epstein files still have not been released.
It why I feel the way I do about AI ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
It’s wild that the most unrealistic part of Terminator 2 is now the idea of a tech founder being told their creation will enslave humanity and they decide to destroy their product & company.
August 18, 2025 at 11:40 AM
It why I feel the way I do about AI ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
Alternative facts in the year 2025 of our Lord
Trump was convicted of 34 felony counts for falsifying business records in the first degree. This seems on brand.
Leavitt confirms that monthly jobs reports may be suspended "until they can get the data and methodology in order"
August 13, 2025 at 10:16 AM
Alternative facts in the year 2025 of our Lord
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an age test and a perfect joke in one place (via onelegblackheart on threads)
August 13, 2025 at 5:00 AM
an age test and a perfect joke in one place (via onelegblackheart on threads)
Football is back but the DOJ has still not yet released the Epstein files.
August 9, 2025 at 2:57 PM
Football is back but the DOJ has still not yet released the Epstein files.
Truer words
It probably hasn't occurred to Republicans in Texas that they wouldn't need to gerrymander if they just did a better job of serving their constituents.
August 8, 2025 at 6:41 PM
Truer words
Aye que Felito
"Cruz inserted language into the reconciliation bill that eliminates a $150m fund to 'accelerate advances & improvements in research, observation systems, modeling, forecasting, and dissemination of info to the public' around weather forecasting."
Ted Cruz ensured Trump spending bill slashed weather forecasting funding
Senator on vacation abroad while Texas was hit by deadly floods, a disaster worsened by forecasting cuts, critics say
www.theguardian.com
July 11, 2025 at 6:33 PM
Aye que Felito
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The Go-go’s release their debut LP “Beauty and the Beat” today in 1981 — to this day, the only #1 Billboard album by an all-female band who wrote their own material & played their own instruments.
“I remember saying, 'Wow, if we sell 150,000 copies,” said Belinda Carlisle, “that would be so cool.’”
“I remember saying, 'Wow, if we sell 150,000 copies,” said Belinda Carlisle, “that would be so cool.’”
July 9, 2025 at 12:36 AM
The Go-go’s release their debut LP “Beauty and the Beat” today in 1981 — to this day, the only #1 Billboard album by an all-female band who wrote their own material & played their own instruments.
“I remember saying, 'Wow, if we sell 150,000 copies,” said Belinda Carlisle, “that would be so cool.’”
“I remember saying, 'Wow, if we sell 150,000 copies,” said Belinda Carlisle, “that would be so cool.’”
mole \’mō-lā\
what's a traditional food of your people/culture that everyone else seems to love that you absolutely cannot stand?
for me it is vada pav. Vada is incredible, pav is fantastic, in combination they cancel each other out and become a black hole of anti-taste
for me it is vada pav. Vada is incredible, pav is fantastic, in combination they cancel each other out and become a black hole of anti-taste
July 5, 2025 at 3:43 PM
mole \’mō-lā\
Sphincter says what?
Hegseth’s latest? Claiming Trump ordered “the most complex and secretive military operation in history.”
More complex than D-Day? More secretive than Obama getting bin Laden?
This isn’t just laughable—it’s pathetic.
He’s not a Defense Secretary. He’s a hype man.
More complex than D-Day? More secretive than Obama getting bin Laden?
This isn’t just laughable—it’s pathetic.
He’s not a Defense Secretary. He’s a hype man.
June 27, 2025 at 2:32 PM
Sphincter says what?
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Congress died the moment they allowed 147 insurrectionists to remain in office instead of expelling them and charging them with sedition. That’s just my opinion.
June 22, 2025 at 4:41 AM
Congress died the moment they allowed 147 insurrectionists to remain in office instead of expelling them and charging them with sedition. That’s just my opinion.
“Kings? Fuck that” - George Washington (probably)
June 14, 2025 at 6:42 PM
“Kings? Fuck that” - George Washington (probably)