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Joey Noble
@joeynoble.bsky.social
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History buff that doesn’t like what he sees in the world at large Loves learning what I don’t know - an endless task. Especially space, science, and nature D&D Dungeon Master since forever. Let’s roll! GO STEELERS
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Joey Noble @joeynoble.bsky.social · 38m
I had an OG ‘Night Racer’ fiberglass bed frame, sponsorship decals and all. I *loved* that bed.
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Joey Noble @joeynoble.bsky.social · 14h
Count Strahd von Zarovich, the First Vampyr (A grotesquely evil arch-baddie in Dungeons & Dragons)
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Joey Noble @joeynoble.bsky.social · 14h
Imagine being Dan Brown and getting that call. “You want to do a live segment with me to discuss…an art heist?”
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Joey Noble @joeynoble.bsky.social · 1d
Find the names of those responsible and trumpet them.
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Joey Noble @joeynoble.bsky.social · 1d
WOW YES
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Joey Noble @joeynoble.bsky.social · 1d
He’ll be dead within 24 hrs of such a move, so yeah, he’s gonna say that.
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Joey Noble @joeynoble.bsky.social · 1d
WHOA what game is that? AutoDuel? Car Wars? Memories…foggy…
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Joey Noble @joeynoble.bsky.social · 1d
“If I don’t get this experiment right THIS time, Evil Genius Regional will be up my ass…another PIP and I’m on the street!”
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Joey Noble @joeynoble.bsky.social · 1d
I prefer ‘anesthesia events’, that’s what MyChart calls them. I just hit 21, that one was free! (Punch card)
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Joey Noble @joeynoble.bsky.social · 1d
That shit’s TASTY, idgaf what’s in it
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Joey Noble @joeynoble.bsky.social · 1d
LOOOOOVVVEEE MMMEEEE!!
Gawddamn this guy and his THIRST
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Joey Noble @joeynoble.bsky.social · 1d
When you’re done being a pansy about it, scrape the foil off the melted cheese. 😉
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𝖋𝖔𝖔𝖑▪︎𝖔𝖋▪︎𝖆▪︎𝖙𝖔𝖔𝖐 @clirkus.bsky.social · 1d
what the hell gut, did the probiotic i took this morning mean nothing to you?? ungrateful
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Joey Noble @joeynoble.bsky.social · 1d
If your gut is like mine, it will *eventually* recognize the probiotics, no problem!
From 2-4:30AM.
Or perhaps is stalled traffic.
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Joey Noble @joeynoble.bsky.social · 2d
“What an awful day to be literate.”
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Joey Noble @joeynoble.bsky.social · 2d
Don’t screw those up. Just TRY getting ranch out of a bong
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Joey Noble @joeynoble.bsky.social · 2d
OR, ‘well, FDR was at war, so we need war’.
**Venezuela has entered the chat**
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Joey Noble @joeynoble.bsky.social · 2d
The third term *has* to be consecutive to a previous term! George Washington probably thought so, and I’m an ‘originalist’ so…
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Joey Noble @joeynoble.bsky.social · 4d
Algorithmic enshittification
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Joey Noble @joeynoble.bsky.social · 4d
No see if you read it a certain way it sounds like protesters shot each other, a bullshit take which only benefits…
Oh.
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Joey Noble @joeynoble.bsky.social · 4d
In college (90s) I’d daresay i was a clothes horse. Today i cycle through three sweatpants from Target depending on dirtiness level
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Joey Noble @joeynoble.bsky.social · 6d
Man, it’s gonna be ‘Big Boy’ stuff you just know it! He’s very strong and manly dunno if you noticed
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Joey Noble @joeynoble.bsky.social · 6d
Yeah but nobody gives a shit what you think so…
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Joey Noble @joeynoble.bsky.social · 6d
Sounds like a job for meddling kids
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