Baked Potato
@marquells.bsky.social
Blue. Former Army. Hater of AI slop.
(He hates AI slop; AI slop offends him.)
A scientist. Mostly hydrogen, oxygen, and carbon. Pronounces it "read." Esse Quam Videri
(He hates AI slop; AI slop offends him.)
A scientist. Mostly hydrogen, oxygen, and carbon. Pronounces it "read." Esse Quam Videri
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Baked Potato
@marquells.bsky.social
· Aug 15
consolar a los perturbados y perturbar a los cómodos
réconforter les perturbés et déranger les confortables
trösten die Gestörten und stören die Bequemen
troost de verstoorden en verstoor de comfortabele
לנחם את המופרעים ולהפריע לנוחים
втішити стурбованих і потурбувати комфортних
réconforter les perturbés et déranger les confortables
trösten die Gestörten und stören die Bequemen
troost de verstoorden en verstoor de comfortabele
לנחם את המופרעים ולהפריע לנוחים
втішити стурбованих і потурбувати комфортних
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Still Life with Tulips, Fruit Bowl and Condiments
February 2, 2026 at 10:05 PM
Still Life with Tulips, Fruit Bowl and Condiments
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We took a long lunch today…
February 2, 2026 at 8:52 PM
We took a long lunch today…
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Need a distraction from the 24-hour news cycle? Check out "Balloon Dog Anatomy" by the great Jason Freeny.
February 2, 2026 at 3:05 PM
Need a distraction from the 24-hour news cycle? Check out "Balloon Dog Anatomy" by the great Jason Freeny.
February 2, 2026 at 5:43 PM
You can always count on social media to deliver a lecture you didn't ask for or need.
February 2, 2026 at 5:17 PM
You can always count on social media to deliver a lecture you didn't ask for or need.
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Punxsutawney Phil predicted humanity would annihilate itself through tribalism and environmental indifference
February 2, 2026 at 2:03 PM
Punxsutawney Phil predicted humanity would annihilate itself through tribalism and environmental indifference
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Everybody freaking out about Punxutawney Phil should know he didn't graduate from a real meteorology program. Line many of our broadcast "meteorologists" he received his forecasting certification from Mississippi State's correspondence program.
February 2, 2026 at 1:27 PM
Everybody freaking out about Punxutawney Phil should know he didn't graduate from a real meteorology program. Line many of our broadcast "meteorologists" he received his forecasting certification from Mississippi State's correspondence program.
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People do love fires. That's why they put them on cakes. The fire is the one that grants the wish.
Oh shit..fires grant wishes. Brb.
Oh shit..fires grant wishes. Brb.
February 2, 2026 at 12:18 PM
People do love fires. That's why they put them on cakes. The fire is the one that grants the wish.
Oh shit..fires grant wishes. Brb.
Oh shit..fires grant wishes. Brb.
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We have returned the Lorax to the Dr. Seuss estate. He was a massive bummer.
February 2, 2026 at 2:51 PM
We have returned the Lorax to the Dr. Seuss estate. He was a massive bummer.
Make these violence worshiping frat boys so famous their mother calls them home.
There’s only 20 members. 4 officers for the club are:
- Reese Hogan - Membership director
- Finley McIntosh - President
- Ethan Rivera - Treasurer
- Ben McKenzie - Vice President
- Reese Hogan - Membership director
- Finley McIntosh - President
- Ethan Rivera - Treasurer
- Ben McKenzie - Vice President
February 2, 2026 at 1:47 PM
Make these violence worshiping frat boys so famous their mother calls them home.
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“Let us be clear: we want the power of the state. We wish to hold the criminals of the regime accountable. We wish to seize back the public funds looted by Trump and his cronies. We wish to undo the damage he has done to the government. More than any of that we wish to rebuild.”
From Powerlessness to Power
We will not achieve any of our ultimate goals without exercising state power, and the most effective way to take state power is through nonviolent but confrontational resistance.
www.liberalcurrents.com
February 2, 2026 at 11:04 AM
“Let us be clear: we want the power of the state. We wish to hold the criminals of the regime accountable. We wish to seize back the public funds looted by Trump and his cronies. We wish to undo the damage he has done to the government. More than any of that we wish to rebuild.”
This is my solution to the ICE terrorism problem:
February 2, 2026 at 1:27 PM
This is my solution to the ICE terrorism problem:
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A dolphin hunting fish by a group of manatees on a sandbar in Tampa Bay a couple days ago. This is one of 5 groups of manatees that were hanging out in the shallow waters of Tampa Bay. The groups ranged from about 40-300 manatees.
#nature #amazing #animals #wildlife #awesome #naturephotography
#nature #amazing #animals #wildlife #awesome #naturephotography
February 1, 2026 at 4:24 PM
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Yeah I’m into sous vide
February 2, 2026 at 11:25 AM
Yeah I’m into sous vide
This is who runs this account
February 2, 2026 at 11:43 AM
This is who runs this account
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Not rude things, a thread:
December 1, 2025 at 11:45 AM
Not rude things, a thread:
Jesus Ochoa and Raymundo Gutierrez are murderers.
February 1, 2026 at 9:29 PM
Jesus Ochoa and Raymundo Gutierrez are murderers.
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the most gullible and self-sabotaging people on the planet found out they're stupid as fuck.
apnews.com/article/trum...
apnews.com/article/trum...
Trump's failed bid to elevate an Arab American ally shows cracks in his political coalition
Donald Trump credits the mayor of a small Detroit suburb with helping him win over Michigan's Arab American community during the 2024 presidential campaign.
apnews.com
February 1, 2026 at 1:58 PM
the most gullible and self-sabotaging people on the planet found out they're stupid as fuck.
apnews.com/article/trum...
apnews.com/article/trum...
Me: *farts*
My wife, from another room: "Oh God! Do you need a mop?"
In my defense, there was a heavily loaded train barreling down the tracks away from the chemical factories pushing air ahead of it, and about to derail after the bend.
Shitposting? What do y'all know about Shitposting?
My wife, from another room: "Oh God! Do you need a mop?"
In my defense, there was a heavily loaded train barreling down the tracks away from the chemical factories pushing air ahead of it, and about to derail after the bend.
Shitposting? What do y'all know about Shitposting?
February 1, 2026 at 3:34 PM
Me: *farts*
My wife, from another room: "Oh God! Do you need a mop?"
In my defense, there was a heavily loaded train barreling down the tracks away from the chemical factories pushing air ahead of it, and about to derail after the bend.
Shitposting? What do y'all know about Shitposting?
My wife, from another room: "Oh God! Do you need a mop?"
In my defense, there was a heavily loaded train barreling down the tracks away from the chemical factories pushing air ahead of it, and about to derail after the bend.
Shitposting? What do y'all know about Shitposting?
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don't be your child's first bully.
December 2, 2025 at 4:54 AM
don't be your child's first bully.
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A food crime I’ll admit to:
I sprinkle some sweet granola on my cheerios because I don’t eat cardboard
I sprinkle some sweet granola on my cheerios because I don’t eat cardboard
A food crime I'll admit to:
I make woodfired pizza and my own dough, but I blend Chihuahua shredded queso cheese with a little parmesan. No one knows the difference.
I make woodfired pizza and my own dough, but I blend Chihuahua shredded queso cheese with a little parmesan. No one knows the difference.
A food crime I’ll admit to:
While I don't love Brussels sprouts, I don't hate them, and eat them pretty regularly, usually baked (lightly coated with garlic and olive oil).
While I don't love Brussels sprouts, I don't hate them, and eat them pretty regularly, usually baked (lightly coated with garlic and olive oil).
January 31, 2026 at 1:02 PM
A food crime I’ll admit to:
I sprinkle some sweet granola on my cheerios because I don’t eat cardboard
I sprinkle some sweet granola on my cheerios because I don’t eat cardboard
What is this dumb bullshit about making the Monday after the superbowl a national holiday?
Fuck off, Tom Brady.
Fuck off, Tom Brady.
January 30, 2026 at 1:31 PM
What is this dumb bullshit about making the Monday after the superbowl a national holiday?
Fuck off, Tom Brady.
Fuck off, Tom Brady.
I wrote a song for bass guitar and kazoo called "Fire Up The Ovens"
January 29, 2026 at 8:35 PM
I wrote a song for bass guitar and kazoo called "Fire Up The Ovens"
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The word armadillo is borrowed from Spanish and simply means “little armored one.” But an even better word for an armadillo, in my opinion, is the Nahuatl ayotochtli. It means “turtle rabbit.”
January 29, 2026 at 12:03 PM
The word armadillo is borrowed from Spanish and simply means “little armored one.” But an even better word for an armadillo, in my opinion, is the Nahuatl ayotochtli. It means “turtle rabbit.”