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@marquells.bsky.social

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https://bsky.app/profile/marquells.bsky.social A very really real human who hates maga morons and loves burritos and weirdos; Remembers their Oath. he/him. Esse Quam Videri

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Undead Potato @marquells.bsky.social · Aug 15

consolar a los perturbados y perturbar a los cómodos

réconforter les perturbés et déranger les confortables

trösten die Gestörten und stören die Bequemen

troost de verstoorden en verstoor de comfortabele

לנחם את המופרעים ולהפריע לנוחים

втішити стурбованих і потурбувати комфортних

Undead Potato @marquells.bsky.social · 5d

This is the kind of hostility I expect from Silicon Valley tech bros.

I'm not "on strike."

I'm just gone.

- Mark

Jay 🦋 @jay.bsky.team · 6d

You could try a poster’s strike. I hear that works

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alexis simpson @amutepiggy.bsky.social · 7d

HALLOWEEN COSTUME IDEA: sexy tuberculosis victim

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James Damron @runswindows95.bsky.social · 6d

I feel like some people scrolling through Bluesjy need to hear these two words:

courtesy flush

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Undead Potato @marquells.bsky.social · 6d

Not naming names here, butt some need to wipe better, too.

a close up of a dog 's tongue sticking out .

ALT: a close up of a dog 's tongue sticking out .

media.tenor.com

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Undead Potato @marquells.bsky.social · 6d

I decided to work all night

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Nikita Gill @nikitagill.bsky.social · 7d

I can’t begin to tell you how damaging “the world isn’t fair, get used to it” line has been to every child’s psyche growing up and therefore has led to a world that stays unfair. If we teach children to get used to an unfair world, we are destroying the possibility of a better world.

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Undead Potato @marquells.bsky.social · 6d

Tar and feathers used to be a thing people used to deal with treachery such as this.

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Jonathan O'Callaghan @astrojonny.bsky.social · 6d

Interstellar comet 3I/Atlas is flying past Mars today. Might get some cool views!

skyandtelescope.org/astronomy-ne...

Mars Orbiters Will Have Front-row Seats to Interstellar Comet

Spacecraft orbiting the Red Planet will aim a suite of instruments at Comet 3I/ATLAS to capture details about this enigmatic object.

skyandtelescope.org

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Undead Potato @marquells.bsky.social · 6d

Is this "Tilly Norwood" riding my dick right now?

Undead Potato @marquells.bsky.social · 6d

AI trash that you agree with is still trash.

The video of the "general"

(Two stars on his hat, three stars on his chest)

talking about the Epstein List

Is fucking T R A S H.

Yes, I'm officially olde now.
Yes, I will die on this hill.

It's important.

Undead Potato @marquells.bsky.social · 6d

That's not conservative propaganda tho

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𝚁𝚘𝚗𝚊𝚕𝚍 𝙼𝚌𝙱𝙾𝙾𝚠𝚒𝚎 @forcemanure.bsky.social · 7d

🚨 I SWALLOWED MY GUM 🚨

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Undead Potato @marquells.bsky.social · 6d

Now you're not going to shit for 7 years or something.

Undead Potato @marquells.bsky.social · 6d

My phone, Samsung S24, is popping up with

Bluesky app is crashing frequently

Do you want to delete this piece of shit app or what?

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Undead Potato @marquells.bsky.social · 6d

Message good.

AI slop bad.

Undead Potato @marquells.bsky.social · 6d

Cook assured him his penis isn't small.

Undead Potato @marquells.bsky.social · 6d

This idea has legs.

Plump li'l baby legs.

headless horseDan @etbeeegood.bsky.social · 6d

Mountain Dew Jr., for babies

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alexis simpson @amutepiggy.bsky.social · 6d

brain: say something normal say something normal. normal normal normal normal NORMAl

me: tuna milk

brain: (extended payse) hooray! we did it!

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Los 🥑 @los-los.bsky.social · 11d

•tucks vape in the hands at the open casket•

RIP, King

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Undead Potato @marquells.bsky.social · 6d

I am a good person.

Undead Potato @marquells.bsky.social · 6d

They're running on comedy central too

Undead Potato @marquells.bsky.social · 6d

skip message > delete is my bet

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Amanda Becker @amandabecker.bsky.social · 6d

My mother called Speaker Johnson’s office this afternoon to talk about the shutdown and to tell them that her healthcare costs went up 125% as of this week — she was excited because a staffer answered; then they hung up on her.

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Undead Potato @marquells.bsky.social · 6d

Republicans are there to rule, not serve.

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Evergreen @evergreen.bsky.social · 6d

“Seen any virgins around?”

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