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Set up my kids Yoto player last night so it'll be ready to go for Christmas.

It's a cool device! You can control it completely from an app, or set up cards to play certain content, so a child can choose their media.

The buttons click in well, but I wish the knobs clicked instead of "bumped"
December 8, 2025 at 7:08 PM
30 years from now

Grandson: Papa, why don't we have rainforests anymore?

Me: Well, People really wanted to know what it would be like if Peter Griffin sang Everlong.

Grandson: Didn't you have people who could do that naturally?

Me: Yes, we did.
December 8, 2025 at 12:13 AM
It absolutely kicks ass that dogs do that confused head rotation thing when they're flummoxed.
December 7, 2025 at 5:37 PM
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December 5, 2025 at 11:55 PM
🎵Life is a Huawei🎵
October 2025: #Huawei HIMA Hits Dual Milestones
• Monthly Record: 68,216 deliveries (new all-time high)
• Cumulative Record: Over 1 million total deliveries, becoming the fastest new car-making brand to reach this milestone.
December 4, 2025 at 11:55 PM
My thoughts on two games I'm playing:

Final Fantasy 16:

Fun, but graphical bugs are making it almost unplayable, though I may do a clean driver install and see if that helps. My hardware isn't the issue.

Every 15 minutes of play you get 5 minutes of cutscene!

*monkey paw curls*

at 10 FPS
December 3, 2025 at 5:19 PM
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ben solo. my beautiful son. i named you after the oldest man i ever knew’s witness protection name
December 2, 2025 at 7:29 PM
Damn, Moondrop's new "Old Fashioned" headphones look like they're coming for Koss.
November 29, 2025 at 2:42 AM
The first time I actually collapse the Porta Pro headband and I notice it has a clasp. Very cool. Very proud of you little buddy.
November 27, 2025 at 7:22 PM
The Legend of Dragoon.

Rebalance the leveling and EXP system so the fights between bosses feel more rewarding.

And take away the color changing cursor to indicate battles. It gave me anxiety lol.
I would like to know! 🤓👾
November 27, 2025 at 4:26 PM
How has everyone's 2025 JASON been?

J uly
A ugust
S eptember
O ctober
N ovember
November 22, 2025 at 8:04 AM
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MAMDANI: And I just think that there are barriers, barricades, to helping Americans that we can break down
TRUMP: Uh huh
MAMDANI: And breaking down barriers? Reminds me of a certain Broadway show *smiling widely* where they worked together to break a barricade?
TRUMP: *sitting bolt upright* Phantom
November 21, 2025 at 10:17 PM
When Luigi Mangione goes to court they should have the Smash Bros Guy voice announce him.
November 21, 2025 at 8:26 PM
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It’s time to wake up — if you aren’t using ChatGPT to optimize your work (and your life!) you’re getting left behind. Watch this for 5 simple, lesser-known ChatGPT prompts that geniuses use!

youtu.be/IS65dBNlng8
5 Secret Ways to Use ChatGPT Like an AI Pro (2025 easy prompt guide!)
YouTube video by Charalanahzard
youtu.be
September 22, 2025 at 11:17 PM
Just because your racist grandma calls food savory doesn't mean you have to call it umami instead
November 19, 2025 at 7:37 AM
"Umami with a peaty aroma" is the last thing you read on a menu before a price thats $30 too high.
November 19, 2025 at 7:10 AM
*In assembly line to get Stroggified*

"Hey real quick i haven't hit my deductible or out of pocket max do you guys take Care Credit?"
November 18, 2025 at 10:17 PM
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friend i haven't seen in 3 years: yo what's up man

me: i saw an air conditioner fall on a guy's head

friend: did it kill him

me: yeah completely i gotta go good seeing you
November 17, 2025 at 7:42 PM
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This is a high effort video for a minor league hockey team. I have no choice but to respect it.
YOU GUYS WANNA SEE SOMETHING CURSED???? HOW ABOUT NEON GENESIS LEHIGH VALLEY PHANTOMS HOCKEY?????
November 17, 2025 at 12:55 AM
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My NSPM-7 coverage has for weeks been met with smug assurances that there's no law for domestic terrorism. Well, the Trump admin just designated Antifa groups as Foreign Terror Orgs - for which there is a law:
www.kenklippenstein.com/p/trump-slap...
Trump Escalates War on Leftists With Antifa Foreign Terror Label
Move cites NSPM-7, saying four European Antifa groups espoused "anti-Christianity," "anti-capitalism," and "anti-Americanism"
www.kenklippenstein.com
November 13, 2025 at 11:29 PM
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Take the pink pill—the story ends and you wake up in your bed and you believe whatever you want to believe.
You take the stink pill–you wake up in wonderland, and I show you how deep the rabbit holes goes.
November 14, 2025 at 3:10 AM
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November 13, 2025 at 9:48 PM
Man the new Steam Controller looks sick but why oh why would they not release this x-ray version that they use to demo it.

It looks so good!
November 12, 2025 at 11:28 PM
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BREAKING: New representative Adelita Grijalva has just signed the petition to force the House vote on releasing Epstein files, giving it the needed 218 signatures to force supposed release.
November 12, 2025 at 9:36 PM