Johann S 🇨🇮🇺🇦
@johannshiel.bsky.social
Bad at chess. Good at scrabble. Can do accents. Really, really detest leaf blowers.
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I'm sure Ghislaine Maxwell is shaking in whatever Holiday Inn Express your buddies in the White House moved her to.
November 10, 2025 at 1:35 AM
I'm sure Ghislaine Maxwell is shaking in whatever Holiday Inn Express your buddies in the White House moved her to.
This is truly bonkers.
Is there no end to this madness?
Is there no end to this madness?
Every politician gets booed at games at some point, but I genuinely don’t remember an elected official getting booed for this long at a sporting event.
November 10, 2025 at 1:36 AM
This is truly bonkers.
Is there no end to this madness?
Is there no end to this madness?
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Colditz - Welcome to Colditz by N.J. Crisp (9th November 1972). The new SBO, Lt. Col. John Preston (Jack Hedley), immediately makes his presence felt.
November 9, 2025 at 5:03 PM
Colditz - Welcome to Colditz by N.J. Crisp (9th November 1972). The new SBO, Lt. Col. John Preston (Jack Hedley), immediately makes his presence felt.
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Drawn 133 years ago, and the con hasn't changed one bit.
November 9, 2025 at 4:13 PM
Drawn 133 years ago, and the con hasn't changed one bit.
Exactly this.
‘Success’ in working life can be a trapeze.
It’s POSSIBLE to do it without a safely net, but many do not. It’s just not worth the risk.
Related to this… why did nearly all of TV’s Stand Up comedians go to independent schools?
Do they teach better comedy there?
‘Success’ in working life can be a trapeze.
It’s POSSIBLE to do it without a safely net, but many do not. It’s just not worth the risk.
Related to this… why did nearly all of TV’s Stand Up comedians go to independent schools?
Do they teach better comedy there?
Casual reminder that the myth of “pulling yourself up by your bootstraps” is a cruel hoax designed to convince poor people from all walks of life that the injustices they face are a result of their own actions, rather than an oppressive system rigged against them.
November 10, 2025 at 1:13 AM
Exactly this.
‘Success’ in working life can be a trapeze.
It’s POSSIBLE to do it without a safely net, but many do not. It’s just not worth the risk.
Related to this… why did nearly all of TV’s Stand Up comedians go to independent schools?
Do they teach better comedy there?
‘Success’ in working life can be a trapeze.
It’s POSSIBLE to do it without a safely net, but many do not. It’s just not worth the risk.
Related to this… why did nearly all of TV’s Stand Up comedians go to independent schools?
Do they teach better comedy there?
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Forced to resign over how a video shown on the BBC of Donald Trump over a year ago was edited.
Please remind me who runs the BBC.
Because it looks like it's the USA.
Please remind me who runs the BBC.
Because it looks like it's the USA.
November 9, 2025 at 8:16 PM
Forced to resign over how a video shown on the BBC of Donald Trump over a year ago was edited.
Please remind me who runs the BBC.
Because it looks like it's the USA.
Please remind me who runs the BBC.
Because it looks like it's the USA.
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Spa-day over, back to the business of being a Sea siren. 🖤
#JustBecause #SynthArt #GenerativeArt #AiArtCommunity
#JustBecause #SynthArt #GenerativeArt #AiArtCommunity
November 9, 2025 at 7:16 PM
Spa-day over, back to the business of being a Sea siren. 🖤
#JustBecause #SynthArt #GenerativeArt #AiArtCommunity
#JustBecause #SynthArt #GenerativeArt #AiArtCommunity
That show was great fun, even now. The BBC hated it. It had to be destroyed.
Another half-decent show that won’t go away, just sitting there, waiting for a re-boot…
Another half-decent show that won’t go away, just sitting there, waiting for a re-boot…
Blakes 7 - Assassin (9th November 1981). Caroline Holdaway gives quite the performance as Piri and it's nice to see Glynis Barber given some good lines.
November 9, 2025 at 11:49 PM
That show was great fun, even now. The BBC hated it. It had to be destroyed.
Another half-decent show that won’t go away, just sitting there, waiting for a re-boot…
Another half-decent show that won’t go away, just sitting there, waiting for a re-boot…
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Outtakes from Sykes - Ankle (tx 9th November 1972)
November 9, 2025 at 7:15 PM
Outtakes from Sykes - Ankle (tx 9th November 1972)
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Crikey. He’s good. In fact, he’s exemplary.
No wonder the Greens are doing so well. Labour has no answer for this - they’ve been completely blindsided.
Now the Greens to need to step up too to deliver a ‘Cabinet of Polanskis’! ☺️
No wonder the Greens are doing so well. Labour has no answer for this - they’ve been completely blindsided.
Now the Greens to need to step up too to deliver a ‘Cabinet of Polanskis’! ☺️
Great to see our membership numbers still rising....
This morning on Sky News. 👇🏼
youtu.be/yTTPu02UWDw?...
This morning on Sky News. 👇🏼
youtu.be/yTTPu02UWDw?...
Zack Polanski: Starmer 'not a man I would be willing to work with'
YouTube video by Sky News
youtu.be
November 9, 2025 at 12:15 PM
Crikey. He’s good. In fact, he’s exemplary.
No wonder the Greens are doing so well. Labour has no answer for this - they’ve been completely blindsided.
Now the Greens to need to step up too to deliver a ‘Cabinet of Polanskis’! ☺️
No wonder the Greens are doing so well. Labour has no answer for this - they’ve been completely blindsided.
Now the Greens to need to step up too to deliver a ‘Cabinet of Polanskis’! ☺️
If you’re the kind of person who wants a few immgrants as possible to the UK, then you need to vote Green.
Climate Change is affecting millions and they will be on the move to where the water is.
apple.news/Ax-N5VXgOT0G...
Climate Change is affecting millions and they will be on the move to where the water is.
apple.news/Ax-N5VXgOT0G...
Iran faces unprecedented drought as water crisis hits Tehran — BBC News
The government is pleading with Iranians to save water as reservoirs dry up and rainfall is at a record low.
apple.news
November 9, 2025 at 11:35 PM
If you’re the kind of person who wants a few immgrants as possible to the UK, then you need to vote Green.
Climate Change is affecting millions and they will be on the move to where the water is.
apple.news/Ax-N5VXgOT0G...
Climate Change is affecting millions and they will be on the move to where the water is.
apple.news/Ax-N5VXgOT0G...
Crikey. He’s good. In fact, he’s exemplary.
No wonder the Greens are doing so well. Labour has no answer for this - they’ve been completely blindsided.
Now the Greens to need to step up too to deliver a ‘Cabinet of Polanskis’! ☺️
No wonder the Greens are doing so well. Labour has no answer for this - they’ve been completely blindsided.
Now the Greens to need to step up too to deliver a ‘Cabinet of Polanskis’! ☺️
Great to see our membership numbers still rising....
This morning on Sky News. 👇🏼
youtu.be/yTTPu02UWDw?...
This morning on Sky News. 👇🏼
youtu.be/yTTPu02UWDw?...
Zack Polanski: Starmer 'not a man I would be willing to work with'
YouTube video by Sky News
youtu.be
November 9, 2025 at 12:15 PM
Crikey. He’s good. In fact, he’s exemplary.
No wonder the Greens are doing so well. Labour has no answer for this - they’ve been completely blindsided.
Now the Greens to need to step up too to deliver a ‘Cabinet of Polanskis’! ☺️
No wonder the Greens are doing so well. Labour has no answer for this - they’ve been completely blindsided.
Now the Greens to need to step up too to deliver a ‘Cabinet of Polanskis’! ☺️
Hilarious
November 9, 2025 at 1:25 AM
Hilarious
Trump has done wonders for Gavin Newsom’s profile.
Amazing more Democrats don’t copy his winning formula.
Amazing more Democrats don’t copy his winning formula.
WOW: California Gov. Gavin Newsom gets a rock star welcome in Houston, Texas — greeted by cheering crowds lined up outside his rally today.
November 9, 2025 at 12:20 AM
Trump has done wonders for Gavin Newsom’s profile.
Amazing more Democrats don’t copy his winning formula.
Amazing more Democrats don’t copy his winning formula.
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Coronation Street - written by Adele Rose (8th November 1961). Elsie and Ena have a frank exchange of views.
November 8, 2025 at 1:12 PM
Coronation Street - written by Adele Rose (8th November 1961). Elsie and Ena have a frank exchange of views.
This is what ‘tired of winning’ looks like. 😴💤
Dream sequence: everyone claps, the polls are up, and Melania doesn’t disappear at bedtime.
November 8, 2025 at 6:26 PM
This is what ‘tired of winning’ looks like. 😴💤
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Sometimes I see people like 20 tweets deep into an argument with Grok. Like, what are you doing brother? You are trying to win an argument with a vending machine.
August 18, 2025 at 3:10 AM
Sometimes I see people like 20 tweets deep into an argument with Grok. Like, what are you doing brother? You are trying to win an argument with a vending machine.
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The wrongful release of prisoners happened 800 times under the Tories.
The media bias and lack of reference to any past is just hideous.
The media bias and lack of reference to any past is just hideous.
November 7, 2025 at 10:10 PM
The wrongful release of prisoners happened 800 times under the Tories.
The media bias and lack of reference to any past is just hideous.
The media bias and lack of reference to any past is just hideous.
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Ladies and Gentlemen, may I present Karma?
November 7, 2025 at 9:27 PM
Ladies and Gentlemen, may I present Karma?
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Have to say.. very tired of this now. We all know Brexit is a shitshow. Nothing is better. No one is happier.
No one who really cared about our country or understood how anything actually worked would do this and then stand around scratching their heads at the mess.
No one who really cared about our country or understood how anything actually worked would do this and then stand around scratching their heads at the mess.
Very amusing to watch Reform complain about all the things wrong with the UK - every one caused by Brexit - without actually mentioning Brexit, as if they happened by magic.
November 8, 2025 at 8:20 AM
Have to say.. very tired of this now. We all know Brexit is a shitshow. Nothing is better. No one is happier.
No one who really cared about our country or understood how anything actually worked would do this and then stand around scratching their heads at the mess.
No one who really cared about our country or understood how anything actually worked would do this and then stand around scratching their heads at the mess.
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Bet he's sweating now...
November 7, 2025 at 3:35 PM
Bet he's sweating now...
Explain a film plot badly…
Speculative fishing trip results in loss of boat. Leg.
Speculative fishing trip results in loss of boat. Leg.
Explain a film plot badly.
Woman plays guitar on balcony. Man ditches sugar mummy to take her shopping. Cat gets wet but still has no fucking name.
Woman plays guitar on balcony. Man ditches sugar mummy to take her shopping. Cat gets wet but still has no fucking name.
Explain a film plot badly.
Shark kills people.
Sheriff kills shark.
The end.
Shark kills people.
Sheriff kills shark.
The end.
November 6, 2025 at 10:46 PM
Explain a film plot badly…
Speculative fishing trip results in loss of boat. Leg.
Speculative fishing trip results in loss of boat. Leg.
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All the pearl-clutching about Zohran Mamdani--by right-wingers who elected a half-senile old TV star president--is very amusing. For once the shoe is on the other foot.
November 5, 2025 at 5:38 PM
All the pearl-clutching about Zohran Mamdani--by right-wingers who elected a half-senile old TV star president--is very amusing. For once the shoe is on the other foot.