Johan Solo, the Himbo Top™
@johansolo.bsky.social
you can't be mad at me, im just a silly lil guy
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you may have seen the northern lights, yes, but I got *nine* hours of sleep, so really, who won?
November 12, 2025 at 2:17 PM
you may have seen the northern lights, yes, but I got *nine* hours of sleep, so really, who won?
JJM returns to beat the Lions AND the Packers lost to the Panthers?
The only way today could be better is if It Happens.
You know what I mean.
The only way today could be better is if It Happens.
You know what I mean.
November 2, 2025 at 11:29 PM
JJM returns to beat the Lions AND the Packers lost to the Panthers?
The only way today could be better is if It Happens.
You know what I mean.
The only way today could be better is if It Happens.
You know what I mean.
I love that I was right again
November 2, 2025 at 12:42 PM
I love that I was right again
when i tell you this screenshot says basically everything about the current state of things
October 30, 2025 at 6:07 PM
when i tell you this screenshot says basically everything about the current state of things
broke: seeking engagement
woke: screaming into the void
woke: screaming into the void
"i can't get any engagement on bluesky" skill issue. a true poster can post anywhere. a poor workman blames his tools
October 30, 2025 at 2:19 PM
broke: seeking engagement
woke: screaming into the void
woke: screaming into the void
with as many possible droughts possible to break in the mlb playoffs it's going to be so funny when the dodgers win it all again
October 11, 2025 at 5:08 PM
with as many possible droughts possible to break in the mlb playoffs it's going to be so funny when the dodgers win it all again
I call this "putting myself on a watchlist"
October 9, 2025 at 5:14 PM
I call this "putting myself on a watchlist"
being a twins fan in october 2025 is watching some of your favorite former boys in different pajamas and rooting for them anyway, despite, you know, crying
October 6, 2025 at 8:09 PM
being a twins fan in october 2025 is watching some of your favorite former boys in different pajamas and rooting for them anyway, despite, you know, crying
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it's rapture day and bisexual visibility day so be advised that everyone you can see today is by definition a) not going to heaven and b) down to fuck nasty
September 23, 2025 at 1:09 PM
it's rapture day and bisexual visibility day so be advised that everyone you can see today is by definition a) not going to heaven and b) down to fuck nasty
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DOOM is here to reveal the true cause of Autism!
Autistic people FUCK!
Autistic people FUCK!
September 23, 2025 at 1:38 PM
DOOM is here to reveal the true cause of Autism!
Autistic people FUCK!
Autistic people FUCK!
it's giving Jim Ross (apologies to Good Ole JR who is a good bean, boomer sooner and all that)
September 11, 2025 at 1:39 PM
it's giving Jim Ross (apologies to Good Ole JR who is a good bean, boomer sooner and all that)
when i find myself in times of trouble, mother melania comes to me, speaking words of wisdom...
September 11, 2025 at 1:09 PM
when i find myself in times of trouble, mother melania comes to me, speaking words of wisdom...
yeet ezra klein into the sun
No, Ezra Klein, Charlie Kirk wasn't “practicing politics the right way.” He promoted racism, sexism, homophobia and xenophobia. Kirk had every right to express his political views, and his death is an outrage. But no one who believes in peace and love should praise what he was doing to our politics.
September 11, 2025 at 1:01 PM
yeet ezra klein into the sun
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For everyone saying political violence has no place in this country…
Remember two Democratic legislators were shot in Minnesota just this year.
And America shrugged and moved on.
Remember two Democratic legislators were shot in Minnesota just this year.
And America shrugged and moved on.
September 10, 2025 at 8:53 PM
For everyone saying political violence has no place in this country…
Remember two Democratic legislators were shot in Minnesota just this year.
And America shrugged and moved on.
Remember two Democratic legislators were shot in Minnesota just this year.
And America shrugged and moved on.
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they just decide what they think we’re like and proceed as though
September 10, 2025 at 9:16 PM
they just decide what they think we’re like and proceed as though
man when did bluesky get filled with scolds and nags?
alf died for your sins
alf died for your sins
September 10, 2025 at 8:51 PM
man when did bluesky get filled with scolds and nags?
alf died for your sins
alf died for your sins
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Forgive me if I care way more about the school shooting that also took place today than I do about Charlie Kirk.
September 10, 2025 at 8:39 PM
Forgive me if I care way more about the school shooting that also took place today than I do about Charlie Kirk.
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As stated earlier by others, it does not matter what you post or do not post here. The right wing has their narrative they’re going to push, because they understand they are at war with democracy and that propaganda *works.*
Fox News' Jason Chaffetz: "I don’t think it was a coincidence that the shot rang out when you have a question about transgender mass shootings. Hopefully I am wrong. I will probably get criticized for jumping to conclusions... I don’t think that is a coincidence but we will see."
September 10, 2025 at 7:56 PM
As stated earlier by others, it does not matter what you post or do not post here. The right wing has their narrative they’re going to push, because they understand they are at war with democracy and that propaganda *works.*
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"that's not funny, no one should lose their lives to gun violence" so true! that's what we've been saying all along. I'm so glad you agree
September 10, 2025 at 8:11 PM
"that's not funny, no one should lose their lives to gun violence" so true! that's what we've been saying all along. I'm so glad you agree
re: Charlie Kirk and the Bible he claimed to love so much, I want to share a verse in this trying time:
Matthew 26:52 - For all who take up the sword shall perish by the sword.
Matthew 26:52 - For all who take up the sword shall perish by the sword.
September 10, 2025 at 7:38 PM
re: Charlie Kirk and the Bible he claimed to love so much, I want to share a verse in this trying time:
Matthew 26:52 - For all who take up the sword shall perish by the sword.
Matthew 26:52 - For all who take up the sword shall perish by the sword.
if Charlie Kirk is our generation's Franz Ferdinand...
well then I guess some future kick-ass band is gonna have an unfortunate name i guess
*hums Take Me Out*
well then I guess some future kick-ass band is gonna have an unfortunate name i guess
*hums Take Me Out*
September 10, 2025 at 7:13 PM
if Charlie Kirk is our generation's Franz Ferdinand...
well then I guess some future kick-ass band is gonna have an unfortunate name i guess
*hums Take Me Out*
well then I guess some future kick-ass band is gonna have an unfortunate name i guess
*hums Take Me Out*
we are *this* close to a pikachu/eevee tag team hardcore deathmatch against like, ftr or something, i can't wait, someone get tony khan on the horn
September 5, 2025 at 8:54 PM
we are *this* close to a pikachu/eevee tag team hardcore deathmatch against like, ftr or something, i can't wait, someone get tony khan on the horn