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Leslie Harvey Oswald

@johnbitchsociety.bsky.social

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Some sort of goddamn commie dyke <3 she/her @panoptinomenon on twitter

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Leslie Harvey Oswald @johnbitchsociety.bsky.social · Oct 26

You want to have sex? You mean the thing that killed Nelson Rockefeller?

Leslie Harvey Oswald @johnbitchsociety.bsky.social · 2d

Thanks!!

Leslie Harvey Oswald @johnbitchsociety.bsky.social · 2d

I hate gay halloween, what do you mean you’re Sexy Thomas Pynchon?

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Bill McKay @mckay4senate.bsky.social · 9d

The Platner stuff is evidence that people don’t want authenticity, they want certain signifiers of what they believe authentic proletariat look like. He’s a private school graduate who volunteered to serve in an imperial expeditionary force for fun and got a Nazi tattoo, can we be real here.

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Bill McKay @mckay4senate.bsky.social · 9d

The memory of Harvey Milk remains a powerful rallying point for San Francisco Democrats. But based on his polling in this exurban Arkansas jet ski dealership, they might want to reconsider. My latest for The Argument.

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Leslie Harvey Oswald @johnbitchsociety.bsky.social · 18d

I’m assembling a team.

Wikipedia page reading:
“George Robert Acworth Conquest CMG OBE FBA FRSL (15 July 1917 - 3 August 2015) was a British and American historian, poet and novelist. He was one of the West's leading Sovietologists during the Cold War and was influential to both Ronald Reagan and Margaret Thatcher.”

Hoover Inst. webpage reading:
“Elizabeth Economy is the Hargrove Senior Fellow and co-chair of the Program on the US, China, and the World at the Hoover Institution. From 2021 to 2023, she served as the senior advisor for China in the Department of Commerce. Economy was previously at the Council on Foreign Relations, where she served as the C.V. Starr Senior Fellow and director for Asia Studies for over a decade.”

FedSoc webpage reading:
“Shannen W. Coffin is a partner in Steptoe’s Washington office, where co-chairs the firm’s appellate practice and is a member of the regulatory litigation practice group. He frequently represents clients in trial and appellate courts in matters involving constitutional and administrative law challenges to state and federal government regulatory action.

Mr. Coffin previously served as a senior lawyer in the Executive Branch. He was Counsel to Vice President Cheney in the Office of the Vice President of the United States, where, among other things, he served on the White House’s judicial selection committee. Before that, Mr. Coffin served as Deputy Assistant Attorney General in the US Justice Department’s Civil Division, where he was responsible for overseeing and coordinating trial litigation on behalf of the federal government for constitutional challenges to federal statutes, statutory and constitutional challenges to agency programs, and defense of national security and anti-terrorism programs.”

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Reconstructionist @unavaleable.bsky.social · Sep 7

𝗧𝗛𝗘 𝗕𝗢𝗔𝗥𝗗: What the fuck did you just fucking say / lie about me / us, you little bitch / pussy? I'll have you know I graduated / ascended top / last of my class / family in the Navy Seals / publicist, and I've been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda / Enron

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Hard Drive @handle.invalid · 19d

REPORT: Leader of Young Republicans Who Posted “I Love Hitler” in Group Chat Has Logged Over 5,000 Hours in Hearts of Iron IV

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Leslie Harvey Oswald @johnbitchsociety.bsky.social · 25d

Future Fortnite Friday Guest Predictions:
• Eric Adams
• John Fetterman
• Ezra Klein
• Joe Biden
• Pope Leo XIV
• Thomas Pynchon
• Bashar al-Assad

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Bill McKay @mckay4senate.bsky.social · 27d

We shall retvrn to cartoons where all races of children (black, white, Asian, and wheelchair) save the rec center from being torn down by a greedy developer and get medals from a President who is obviously based on but not explicitly stated to be Bill Clinton.

jeff com-BOO-ters @helldude.bsky.social · 27d

the wave of weaponized nostalgia for 90s-style multiculturalism and political correctness is gonna hit different

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Bill McKay @mckay4senate.bsky.social · Sep 16

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NY Times Pitchbot @nytpitchbot.bsky.social · Sep 16

If someone’s not mourning the death of Robert Redford in a manner that’s consistent with your views, make sure you set up a database, call their employer, and get them fired.

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Sweet Daniel @dansheehan.bsky.social · Sep 17

Calling peoples' employers in a rage because their tributes to Robert Redford weren't horny enough

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Leslie Harvey Oswald @johnbitchsociety.bsky.social · Sep 17

There’s something wonderful to me about Redford reprising his role as Bob Woodward in his penultimate performance.

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Jesse Hawken @jessehawken.bsky.social · Sep 17

Mamdani vs Cuomo is like Bill McKay vs Crocker Jarman

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Leslie Harvey Oswald @johnbitchsociety.bsky.social · Sep 16

I can’t believe we lost Tom Lehrer, David Lynch, AND Robert Redford this year.

Leslie Harvey Oswald @johnbitchsociety.bsky.social · Sep 16

GODDAMNIT.

The New York Times @nytimes.com · Sep 16

Breaking news: Robert Redford, the big-screen idol turned Oscar-winning director, independent film advocate and environmental activist, died at 89.

Robert Redford, Screen Idol Turned Director and Activist, Dies at 89

He made serious topics like grief and political corruption resonate with the masses, in no small part because of his own star power.

nyti.ms

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David Austin Walsh @davidaustinwalsh.bsky.social · Sep 16

Man, Robert Redford got out of here at the right time.

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Leslie Harvey Oswald @johnbitchsociety.bsky.social · Aug 13

I’ve been formulating a theory that Cuomo is only still in the race to force all of us to take part in his humiliation kink because he doesn’t believe in consent.

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Bill McKay @mckay4senate.bsky.social · Aug 12

It’s actually a sophisticated communications device from which Obama beams his thoughts to dozens of heteroflexible male humanities students who pretend to read Focault.

Block Club Chicago @blockclubchi.bsky.social · Aug 12

No, there is not a man trapped inside the Bean. So please stop calling the Downtown alderman. blockclubchi.co/45FvaVk

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deertransition, baby @deerea.rs · Jul 11

the same girls picture but the cis guy in the bottom left has been photoshopped to be replaced by homer Simpson having a realization about fire escapes as he sits in the lesbian bar

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mattie lubchansky @mattielubchansky.com · Jul 26

[yelling at the top of my lungs to another childless friend] oh im gonna have a kid that DIES in the water wars?? uhhh OKAY [noticing my friend that has an 8 year old is listening] i think darling Melissa will have 15-20 confirmed kills ❤️