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Surviving the dumbest timeline
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Writing about comics and whatnot on CBR. Writing about other things all over the place. He/Him/Dad
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johndodge.bsky.social
But what if I also want to be a Kamen Rider?
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'Do Not Fight Bears If You Encounter One': Crunchyroll's Kamen Rider Anime Issues Official Warning Amid Surge of Real Bear Attacks
Fans of the latest Kamen Rider-inspired anime series get a startling reminder not to try and imitate what they see on screen.
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November 25, 2025 at 6:58 PM
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andresplays.bsky.social
As much as it moves me to see games about burnout front and center, it is a clear indication that we are not okay.
The Key Art of Wanderstop. The Key Art of Lil Gator Game. The Key Art of Mythwrecked: Ambrosia Island. The Key Art of Constance.
November 25, 2025 at 2:33 PM
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zeddary.bsky.social
First Secretary of Defense you could defeat by painting a tunnel on the side of a boulder.
brendannyhan.bsky.social Brendan Nyhan @brendannyhan.bsky.social · 20h
The Secretary of Defense, ladies and gentlemen
November 25, 2025 at 1:55 PM
johndodge.bsky.social
Miraculous World: Tokyo Stellar Force premieres this week, and it is so very worth watching
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Miraculous World: Tokyo Stellar Force
The latest addition to the Miraculous: Tales of Ladybug & Cat Noir universe is the perfect pilot for Tokyo Stellar Force, and the perfect Kagami story
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November 25, 2025 at 2:00 AM
johndodge.bsky.social
Tell me I'm wrong
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The Strongest User of Every Bending Type in Avatar & Korra, Ranked
The Avatar: The Last Airbender franchise introduced multiple bending forms, but only one master of each can truly be proclaimed the strongest.
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November 24, 2025 at 7:11 PM
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bencollins.bsky.social
Ian Miles Cheong: Everyone must go back to the country where they are born. Please don't tell people I'm living in Malaysia, where I was born, but spend my entire life complaining about America.

Ian Miles Cheong: *has been secretly living in Dubai this whole time*
numb.comfortab.ly Comfortably Numb @numb.comfortab.ly · 2d
Someone is having concerns about Twitter privacy all of a sudden
@ianmiles The amount of privacy violations in the new X locations update is staggering. Welcome to the new normal, where most users are treated like cattle and some people get more protections than others all because some other people can't stand it when a small group of people criticizes them.
November 23, 2025 at 6:53 PM
johndodge.bsky.social
Off Book was pretty great. I learned so much about maps, and why you shouldn't go to cartography school
November 23, 2025 at 7:10 PM
johndodge.bsky.social
Haha, YES!
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Archie Confirms a Jaw-Dropping Crossover With the Craziest Horror Franchise of All Time
Archie and his friends from Riverdale are about to get swept up in all the horror that The Army of Darkness has to offer, and it's coming soon.
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November 22, 2025 at 9:25 PM
johndodge.bsky.social
$9 million seems like such a leap over the last record, but alright
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Vintage Comic Sold at Auction is Now the Most Expensive Book of All Time
A new record has been set for the most expensive comic book of all time, and the story behind it is even more astonishing than its price tag.
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November 22, 2025 at 3:50 AM
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mikedrucker.bsky.social
After that meeting, I'm never playing poker against Zohran Mamdani.
November 21, 2025 at 10:04 PM
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kattenbarge.bsky.social
Trump talking to Zohran is giving huge my grandfather talking to me about my career energy
November 21, 2025 at 10:14 PM
johndodge.bsky.social
This was a fun interview, and as much as I am neither a mobile gamer nor hog caller, I am so happy that so many people found a little joy in this whole thing
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Champion Hog Caller Bill Yount Talks Clash Royale's Royal Hogs Calling Contest
CBR talks to three-time Iowa State Fair Hog Calling Contest champion ahead of the finals of Clash Royale's Royal Hogs Calling Contest.
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November 21, 2025 at 7:17 PM
johndodge.bsky.social
Stoked that I get to review this
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Miraculous World: Tokyo Stellar Force Sets a New Premiere Date at the Biggest Pop Culture Festival in the World
The next major Miraculous release sets a new premiere date, and fans can catch it at the biggest pop culture festival on the planet.
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November 20, 2025 at 8:22 PM
johndodge.bsky.social
Guess which cost more: A whole stack of comics or one single booster pack... this is why I don't take Magic seriously anymore
November 20, 2025 at 7:55 PM
johndodge.bsky.social
If the Age of Revelation is supposed to be the future of Marvel Comics, then I really hope this is where they do the thing nobody is supposed to suggest
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The Most Important Person In Spider-Man's Life Just Became His Greatest Nightmare
The one person who has kept Peter Parker going through every single tragic turn just became the kind of threat he cannot continue to ignore.
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November 20, 2025 at 4:40 PM
johndodge.bsky.social
This game is so much better than I expected, and I'm really happy I got the chance to cover it. Thanks, Sanrio
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Hello Kitty and Friends Freeze Tag Party Brings Sanrio Characters to Life in a Game for All Ages
The latest Hello Kitty and Friends video game is the kind of intro experience that parents didn't expect to fall in love with for themselves.
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November 19, 2025 at 9:09 PM
johndodge.bsky.social
Hell yeah
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New Black Panther Story Is Bringing Back One of the Best to Ever Do It
The next big Black Panther story is bringing back one of the most beloved (and critically acclaimed) writers in Marvel Comics history.
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November 19, 2025 at 8:06 PM
johndodge.bsky.social
It looks like one of those overly produced fan films from 15 years ago and I think that's a good thing
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The Legend of Zelda Officially Brings Back Link’s Green Tunic After 8 Years
The upcoming Legend of Zelda feature film is bringing back Link's most iconic look after nearly a decade away from the video game series.
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November 18, 2025 at 1:34 AM
johndodge.bsky.social
This'll be fun
November 15, 2025 at 11:58 PM
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damnyouwillis.bsky.social
uh oh
November 15, 2025 at 3:31 AM
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jkz12769.bsky.social
The Convicted FElon is now is trying to go after Rep. Swalwell because of his involvement of January 6 impeachment to get the Convicted FElon charge for insurrection. Another political retribution by the Convicted FElon. WE need to get this regime out now.
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Trump targets another political enemy as his team refers Eric Swalwell to DOJ
California congressman and prominent Trump critic surprised ‘that it took him this long to come after me’
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November 14, 2025 at 3:22 PM
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reichlinmelnick.bsky.social
NEW: @propublica.org investigated the Chicago apartment raid where kids were zip-tied and citizens detained for hours. They find:

- NONE of the arrested were criminally charged
- NO evidence the building was "filled with TdA terrorists."
- ZERO legitimate reason for DHS to rappel from a Blackhawk.
As a Black Hawk helicopter roared overhead, the slender, 28-year-old immigrant from Venezuela answered softly, his eyes darting to a television crew invited to film the raid. Next to Caicedo, masked Border Patrol agents inspected another man’s tattoos and asked him if he belonged to Tren de Aragua, the Venezuelan gang that the Trump administration has designated a terrorist group. Until that moment, Caicedo’s only interaction with law enforcement in his two-and-a-half years in the United States had been a traffic stop two weeks earlier for driving without a license or insurance, according to the records we reviewed. Chicago police had run a background check on him and found no prior arrests, no warrants and no evidence that he was in a gang. Caicedo said he had a pending asylum application, a steady job at a taco joint and a girlfriend whose daughter attended elementary school across the street. None of that mattered. The U.S. government paraded him and his neighbors in front of the cameras and called their arrests a spectacular victory against terrorism. But later, after the cameras had gone, prosecutors didn’t charge Caicedo with a crime. They didn’t accuse him of being a terrorist. And after a brief hearing in immigration court, the government sent him back to the country he had fled nine years earlier. “I lost everything,” he said in a phone interview from his mother’s home in the Venezuelan city of Valencia. “For those fools, everyone from Venezuela is a criminal.”
November 13, 2025 at 2:08 PM
johndodge.bsky.social
I'm so stoked that this series is doing so well. Keep reading more Event Horizon, y'all
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Brand New Event Horizon Prequel Off to an Incredible Start
The hit prequel series to Event Horizon continues to crush expectations as the third and fourth issues make major waves.
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November 12, 2025 at 4:53 PM
johndodge.bsky.social
Guess who's about to interview three time Iowa State Fair blue ribbon champion hog-caller Bill Yount
November 11, 2025 at 10:32 PM
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jules.su
this is literally never not accurate
November 10, 2025 at 6:32 PM