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Black. Black. Black! Like the clouds of death that follow me into the Forest of Doom! And hide in the wardrobe of darkness! Black!

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Johnny Nice Painter ⬛🖌️ @johnnynicepainter.bsky.social · Nov 12

I think, perhaps, it is about time I explained myself to our American friends youtu.be/palevTnLiec?...

Johnny Nice Painter - I´m A Fly, Trapped In A Bottle Of Shadows!

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Johnny Nice Painter ⬛🖌️ @johnnynicepainter.bsky.social · 47m

Would've been rude not to 😁👍

Johnny Nice Painter ⬛🖌️ @johnnynicepainter.bsky.social · 51m

WOW!

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Johnny Nice Painter ⬛🖌️ @johnnynicepainter.bsky.social · 1d

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Johnny Nice Painter ⬛🖌️ @johnnynicepainter.bsky.social · 1d

Done it.

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T-Rexit @t-rexit.bsky.social · 1d

Meanwhile…

The left may have fought for women's suffrage; for healthcare for all; for collective bargaining; for minimum wage; for paid leave and sick leave; for pensions; for the 5 day week; for all of our rights; for literally every single thing that makes the day-to-day lives of everyday Brits considerably better now than they were in Victorian Times.
But on the right we do much more than that:
We shout at hotels and we hang up flags.
Because we love this country more than those lefty traitors could ever dream of.

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Johnny Nice Painter ⬛🖌️ @johnnynicepainter.bsky.social · 1d

Artificial Intelligence should be treated like Artificial Sweetener. Absolutely not a substitute for the real thing but very occasionally useful if you have type 2 diabet... wait, no, hang on that's broken down a bit. Let me come back to that one.

Johnny Nice Painter ⬛🖌️ @johnnynicepainter.bsky.social · 1d

a sign that says you are welcome with butterflies and flowers around it

ALT: a sign that says you are welcome with butterflies and flowers around it

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Johnny Nice Painter ⬛🖌️ @johnnynicepainter.bsky.social · 1d

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Johnny Nice Painter ⬛🖌️ @johnnynicepainter.bsky.social · 2d

🎶Three French hens
Two-o turtle doves🎶

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Johnny Nice Painter ⬛🖌️ @johnnynicepainter.bsky.social · 2d

Don't think so. If it was more than 9 years ago I missed it.

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Johnny Nice Painter ⬛🖌️ @johnnynicepainter.bsky.social · 2d

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Johnny Nice Painter ⬛🖌️ @johnnynicepainter.bsky.social · 2d

I get it, I do, but I still find it annoying that this year's award is being framed in terms of who DIDN'T win it as much as who DID.

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The Green Party of England & Wales @greenparty.org.uk · 2d

Mental health doesn't take a day off.

The Green Party is committed to ensuring mental health and physical health care are equally prioritised.

That means funding major improvements in mental health care - so that all of us can access the support we need, when we need it.

Graphic of a green ribbon on a white background.

Text reads:

REAL HOPE. REAL CHANGE.

The Green Party supports

WORLD MENTAL
HEALTH DAY

Friday 10th October 2025

Green Party
Promoted by Chris Williams on behalf of The Green Party, both at PO Box 78066, London SE16 9GQ

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Andrea @mouseinthehouse.bsky.social · 2d

The Green Party are thinking holistically.
This is something you won't find with the other parties.
Vote 💚 for change.

The Green Party of England & Wales @greenparty.org.uk · 2d

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Johnny Nice Painter ⬛🖌️ @johnnynicepainter.bsky.social · 2d

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Johnny Nice Painter ⬛🖌️ @johnnynicepainter.bsky.social · 2d

Let's hear everything about the person who was awarded this, and why, and nothing about someone who wasn't awarded it.

Anton Gerashchenko @antongerashchenko.bsky.social · 2d

⚡️The Nobel Peace Prize is awarded to Maria Corina Machado.

The Nobel Peace Prize committee awarded it for "her tireless work promoting democratic rights for the people of Venezuela."

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Johnny Nice Painter ⬛🖌️ @johnnynicepainter.bsky.social · 2d

...and here it is

A zebra crossing with a red cross sprayed over the white stripes

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Johnny Nice Painter ⬛🖌️ @johnnynicepainter.bsky.social · 2d

If Trump does win a Nobel Peace Prize that will say nothing about Trump and everything about Nobel Peace Prizes.

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Johnny Nice Painter ⬛🖌️ @johnnynicepainter.bsky.social · 2d

It does have a lovely artisan market the first Sunday of the month, and a fantastic bakery just outside the town (Elnor Lane)

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Johnny Nice Painter ⬛🖌️ @johnnynicepainter.bsky.social · 2d

You are aware that in boxing it is customary for a referee to stop a match in order to prevent unnecessary cruelty and suffering.

Johnny Nice Painter ⬛🖌️ @johnnynicepainter.bsky.social · 2d

Actually got stuck in a traffic jam so quickly once that we were able to decide we were't going to go out after all and reversed the 20 metres back to the space outside our house.

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Johnny Nice Painter ⬛🖌️ @johnnynicepainter.bsky.social · 3d

Gets a bit sticky. But then I have moved up here from Battersea so I do tend to look at the locals with a kind of Vietnam-era vet world-weary cynicism and whisper "you ain't seen nothing man... YOU AIN'T SEEN NOTHING" right in their faces when they say "ooh traffic's a bit heavy today".

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Johnny Nice Painter ⬛🖌️ @johnnynicepainter.bsky.social · 3d

I will go peacefully to my grave knowing that whatever sins I may have commited, at least I did not paint a pathetic red cross using the world's puniest aerosol spray can on all the white bits of a zebra crossing in Leek town centre.

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Johnny Nice Painter ⬛🖌️ @johnnynicepainter.bsky.social · 3d

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