Johnny Nice Painter ⬛🖌️
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Black. Black. Black! Like the clouds of death that follow me into the Forest of Doom! And hide in the wardrobe of darkness! Black!
Pinned
Johnny Nice Painter - I´m A Fly, Trapped In A Bottle Of Shadows!
YouTube video by Óli
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I think, perhaps, it is about time I explained myself to our American friends youtu.be/palevTnLiec?...
I don't believe in a god, but if there were a god, I think that having listened to this he/she/it would think that humanity might *just* have been a worthwhile project.
youtu.be/3s45XOnYOIw
youtu.be/3s45XOnYOIw
Gregorio ALLEGRI - Miserere Mei, Deus (+ Lyrics / OXFORD, Choir of New College)
YouTube video by JesusestmonDieu
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November 27, 2025 at 7:44 PM
I don't believe in a god, but if there were a god, I think that having listened to this he/she/it would think that humanity might *just* have been a worthwhile project.
youtu.be/3s45XOnYOIw
youtu.be/3s45XOnYOIw
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It's why we love dogs.
November 26, 2025 at 6:06 PM
It's why we love dogs.
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In these challenging times someone might need one of them:
Childline: 0800 1111
Samaritans: 116 123
Domestic Violence Hotline: 0808 2000 247
Mind: 0300 123 3393
Age UK: 0800 169 6565
Alcoholics Anonymous : 0800 9177 650
Cruse Bereavement Care: 0808 808 1677
MH text support: 85258
Childline: 0800 1111
Samaritans: 116 123
Domestic Violence Hotline: 0808 2000 247
Mind: 0300 123 3393
Age UK: 0800 169 6565
Alcoholics Anonymous : 0800 9177 650
Cruse Bereavement Care: 0808 808 1677
MH text support: 85258
November 25, 2025 at 7:13 PM
In these challenging times someone might need one of them:
Childline: 0800 1111
Samaritans: 116 123
Domestic Violence Hotline: 0808 2000 247
Mind: 0300 123 3393
Age UK: 0800 169 6565
Alcoholics Anonymous : 0800 9177 650
Cruse Bereavement Care: 0808 808 1677
MH text support: 85258
Childline: 0800 1111
Samaritans: 116 123
Domestic Violence Hotline: 0808 2000 247
Mind: 0300 123 3393
Age UK: 0800 169 6565
Alcoholics Anonymous : 0800 9177 650
Cruse Bereavement Care: 0808 808 1677
MH text support: 85258
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These are proper nice! Comforting and tasty with loads of umami flavour. Only 15 calories as well. Vegan version available.
November 25, 2025 at 4:45 PM
These are proper nice! Comforting and tasty with loads of umami flavour. Only 15 calories as well. Vegan version available.
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I used to send about 75 Christmas cards.
This year, 75 x 2nd class stamps cost £65.25
75 x 1st class stamps cost £127.50
It’s a no brainer - I will be sending the cost of the stamps and cards to a small local charity that helped Amy.
Support local charities and not Royal Mail.
This year, 75 x 2nd class stamps cost £65.25
75 x 1st class stamps cost £127.50
It’s a no brainer - I will be sending the cost of the stamps and cards to a small local charity that helped Amy.
Support local charities and not Royal Mail.
November 24, 2025 at 6:40 PM
I used to send about 75 Christmas cards.
This year, 75 x 2nd class stamps cost £65.25
75 x 1st class stamps cost £127.50
It’s a no brainer - I will be sending the cost of the stamps and cards to a small local charity that helped Amy.
Support local charities and not Royal Mail.
This year, 75 x 2nd class stamps cost £65.25
75 x 1st class stamps cost £127.50
It’s a no brainer - I will be sending the cost of the stamps and cards to a small local charity that helped Amy.
Support local charities and not Royal Mail.
Here is a photograph of when Nigel Farage was in a plane crash.
November 24, 2025 at 8:14 PM
Here is a photograph of when Nigel Farage was in a plane crash.
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Everything about this might be the saddest thing I’ve ever seen
November 24, 2025 at 1:07 PM
Everything about this might be the saddest thing I’ve ever seen
Got told off a while ago for eating our parsnips before there'd been a frost. Well, there've been several frosts over the past week or two so WE ARE FUCKING EATIN' 'EM YES EVEN THE TINY ONES.
(Scales for scale. Scales shown are approximately twice the size of a set of scales half as big)
(Scales for scale. Scales shown are approximately twice the size of a set of scales half as big)
November 24, 2025 at 3:07 PM
Got told off a while ago for eating our parsnips before there'd been a frost. Well, there've been several frosts over the past week or two so WE ARE FUCKING EATIN' 'EM YES EVEN THE TINY ONES.
(Scales for scale. Scales shown are approximately twice the size of a set of scales half as big)
(Scales for scale. Scales shown are approximately twice the size of a set of scales half as big)
HUZZAH! IT'S AMERICAN THROWYRUNBALL NIGHT ON CHANNEL 5 IN THE KING PRINCE CHARLES' UNITED KINGDOM OF GREAT BRITAIN AND NORTHERN IRELAND!
Once more I will stare perplexed at the screen for approximately six hours, not knowing what the FUCK is going on, but loving it nonetheless.
Once more I will stare perplexed at the screen for approximately six hours, not knowing what the FUCK is going on, but loving it nonetheless.
a man with long hair and a beard is making a face .
ALT: a man with long hair and a beard is making a face .
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November 23, 2025 at 6:22 PM
HUZZAH! IT'S AMERICAN THROWYRUNBALL NIGHT ON CHANNEL 5 IN THE KING PRINCE CHARLES' UNITED KINGDOM OF GREAT BRITAIN AND NORTHERN IRELAND!
Once more I will stare perplexed at the screen for approximately six hours, not knowing what the FUCK is going on, but loving it nonetheless.
Once more I will stare perplexed at the screen for approximately six hours, not knowing what the FUCK is going on, but loving it nonetheless.
Fuck. Every other user on Bluesky has done this. So.
🎶My own
Personal
Jesus 🎶
🎶My own
Personal
Jesus 🎶
November 23, 2025 at 4:45 PM
Fuck. Every other user on Bluesky has done this. So.
🎶My own
Personal
Jesus 🎶
🎶My own
Personal
Jesus 🎶
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A very good boy! 🐾🐕😍
An amazing c. 3,400 year-old ancient Egyptian dog carved from ivory. This leaping dog opens and closes its mouth as if barking by using a lever below its chest.
The Met 📷 by me
#Archaeology
An amazing c. 3,400 year-old ancient Egyptian dog carved from ivory. This leaping dog opens and closes its mouth as if barking by using a lever below its chest.
The Met 📷 by me
#Archaeology
November 22, 2025 at 9:37 AM
A very good boy! 🐾🐕😍
An amazing c. 3,400 year-old ancient Egyptian dog carved from ivory. This leaping dog opens and closes its mouth as if barking by using a lever below its chest.
The Met 📷 by me
#Archaeology
An amazing c. 3,400 year-old ancient Egyptian dog carved from ivory. This leaping dog opens and closes its mouth as if barking by using a lever below its chest.
The Met 📷 by me
#Archaeology
Ooh ta. Don't mind if I do <dips nacho in and takes inadvisible and frankly rude amount of guac>
November 22, 2025 at 8:24 PM
Ooh ta. Don't mind if I do <dips nacho in and takes inadvisible and frankly rude amount of guac>
Right. So. We went RIGHT OFF the name Holly for our newest bundle of hair. So she is now Pepper. Pepper Potts. After Gwynedd Poltroon's character out of off of Irony Man.
November 22, 2025 at 8:07 PM
Right. So. We went RIGHT OFF the name Holly for our newest bundle of hair. So she is now Pepper. Pepper Potts. After Gwynedd Poltroon's character out of off of Irony Man.
Sunday draws near, and with bated breath I eagerly await the matchup between the Sacremento Racists and the Bakersfield Aardvarks in the NTFS North East division of the American throwy runny ball. A thrilling spectacle of 3.5 minutes of gridiron action played out over 17.35 hours. Can't wait.
November 21, 2025 at 7:47 PM
Sunday draws near, and with bated breath I eagerly await the matchup between the Sacremento Racists and the Bakersfield Aardvarks in the NTFS North East division of the American throwy runny ball. A thrilling spectacle of 3.5 minutes of gridiron action played out over 17.35 hours. Can't wait.
We have apple trees with barely a leaf left on them, but lots of apples still clinging on. They're providing a bit of much-needed grub for the birds though, as you can see from the top of that apple.
November 21, 2025 at 1:24 PM
We have apple trees with barely a leaf left on them, but lots of apples still clinging on. They're providing a bit of much-needed grub for the birds though, as you can see from the top of that apple.
Oh no. Oh no no no no no. Rest well Mani.
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The Stone Roses' Gary 'Mani' Mounfield has Died, Aged 63 | The Quietus
Gary ‘Mani’ Mounfield, bassist in the classic lineup of The Stone Roses, has died at the age of 63. Writing on Facebook, his brother, Greg, said: “It is with the heaviest of hearts that I have to anno...
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November 20, 2025 at 6:55 PM
Oh no. Oh no no no no no. Rest well Mani.
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Today, on Transgender Day of Remembrance, we remember the transgender lives lost to violence.
The Green Party stands shoulder to shoulder with transgender people in the face of increasing transphobic rhetoric in our society and politics.
The Green Party stands shoulder to shoulder with transgender people in the face of increasing transphobic rhetoric in our society and politics.
November 20, 2025 at 9:01 AM
Today, on Transgender Day of Remembrance, we remember the transgender lives lost to violence.
The Green Party stands shoulder to shoulder with transgender people in the face of increasing transphobic rhetoric in our society and politics.
The Green Party stands shoulder to shoulder with transgender people in the face of increasing transphobic rhetoric in our society and politics.
I remember a time, a long, long time ago now, when I used to go entire seconds without hearing something about the President of the United States of America.
November 20, 2025 at 7:04 AM
I remember a time, a long, long time ago now, when I used to go entire seconds without hearing something about the President of the United States of America.
Oh. So apparently it's #InternationalMensDay. Well happy day to international men everywhere.
November 19, 2025 at 7:51 PM
Oh. So apparently it's #InternationalMensDay. Well happy day to international men everywhere.
So to someone buying the lastest Taylor Swift album today, this album is as old to them as the end of World War II was to me and you when we bought this.
Or to put it another way, OH FUCKING FUCK THE FUCK OFF.
Or to put it another way, OH FUCKING FUCK THE FUCK OFF.
"Psychocandy", the debut album from #TheJesusAndMaryChain is forty years old today!
November 18, 2025 at 8:48 PM
So to someone buying the lastest Taylor Swift album today, this album is as old to them as the end of World War II was to me and you when we bought this.
Or to put it another way, OH FUCKING FUCK THE FUCK OFF.
Or to put it another way, OH FUCKING FUCK THE FUCK OFF.
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My cartoon for Tuesday's metro
November 17, 2025 at 7:24 PM
My cartoon for Tuesday's metro
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If you love Jane Austen, you’ll hugely enjoy Rachel Parris’s new novel Introducing Mr Collins — few people know Austen, or comedy, better than Rachel (a founding member of the hilarious Austentatious improv troupe)
See what people are saying about Introducing Mrs Collins… and then order it!! Signed and dedicated, if you like! Perfect Christmas present for the book-lover in your life! backstory.london/products/int...
November 17, 2025 at 4:39 PM
If you love Jane Austen, you’ll hugely enjoy Rachel Parris’s new novel Introducing Mr Collins — few people know Austen, or comedy, better than Rachel (a founding member of the hilarious Austentatious improv troupe)
I was a bit sarcastic about BBC Radio 3 Unwind the other day. But you know what? It's rather marvellous. Not only is it genuinely healing my fractured brain, but I'm discovering all kinds of music and composers. For example:
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Florenc...
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Florenc...
Florence Price - Wikipedia
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November 16, 2025 at 7:24 PM
I was a bit sarcastic about BBC Radio 3 Unwind the other day. But you know what? It's rather marvellous. Not only is it genuinely healing my fractured brain, but I'm discovering all kinds of music and composers. For example:
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Florenc...
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Florenc...
What's wrong with that? Looks lovely. Looks like a lovely lovely frappé or something. Lovely. Lovely lovely lovely.
Mate just ordered a couple of pints of Guinness in Madrid.
November 16, 2025 at 6:22 PM
What's wrong with that? Looks lovely. Looks like a lovely lovely frappé or something. Lovely. Lovely lovely lovely.