Johnny Nice Painter ⬛🖌️
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Black. Black. Black! Like the clouds of death that follow me into the Forest of Doom! And hide in the wardrobe of darkness! Black!
Pinned
Johnny Nice Painter - I´m A Fly, Trapped In A Bottle Of Shadows!
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I think, perhaps, it is about time I explained myself to our American friends youtu.be/palevTnLiec?...
Do to me what you will, fascists. But you will never take this away from me.
(Pictured: Sabine Devieilhe & Marianne Crebassa performing Duo des fleurs (Flower Duet) off of the opera Lakmé by Léo Delibes)
(Pictured: Sabine Devieilhe & Marianne Crebassa performing Duo des fleurs (Flower Duet) off of the opera Lakmé by Léo Delibes)
January 25, 2026 at 8:00 PM
Do to me what you will, fascists. But you will never take this away from me.
(Pictured: Sabine Devieilhe & Marianne Crebassa performing Duo des fleurs (Flower Duet) off of the opera Lakmé by Léo Delibes)
(Pictured: Sabine Devieilhe & Marianne Crebassa performing Duo des fleurs (Flower Duet) off of the opera Lakmé by Léo Delibes)
OK. Thinking of a side-hustle because Mrs P and I will soon be retired and UK pensions are... what they are. Which of these products would interest you if I were to open an Etsy shop? They would be made by yours truly using beeswax from my bee hives (where possible). Would also be doing ski wax.
January 25, 2026 at 6:18 PM
OK. Thinking of a side-hustle because Mrs P and I will soon be retired and UK pensions are... what they are. Which of these products would interest you if I were to open an Etsy shop? They would be made by yours truly using beeswax from my bee hives (where possible). Would also be doing ski wax.
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January 25, 2026 at 1:06 PM
You all saw him. He had a gun.
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He Had a Gun
YouTube video by Bill Hicks - Topic
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January 25, 2026 at 9:11 AM
You all saw him. He had a gun.
youtu.be/tRI-iK1p5hg?...
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"A well regulated Militia, being necessary to shoot mothers in the face and nurses in the back, the right of the people to keep and bear Arms, shall not be infringed."
January 25, 2026 at 8:56 AM
"A well regulated Militia, being necessary to shoot mothers in the face and nurses in the back, the right of the people to keep and bear Arms, shall not be infringed."
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Too little, too late.
January 24, 2026 at 6:33 PM
Too little, too late.
FUCK OFF CUNT
January 24, 2026 at 7:32 PM
FUCK OFF CUNT
OK EVERYONE DON'T RELY ON ME TO POST POORLY COMPOSED PHOTOGRAPHS OF TOP TIPS OUT OF OFF OF VIZ MAGAZINE. GO AND BUY YOUR OWN COPY OR EVEN BETTER SUBSCRIBE.
OK I'm spoiling you 😂. TWO Top Tips panels.
January 24, 2026 at 7:30 PM
OK EVERYONE DON'T RELY ON ME TO POST POORLY COMPOSED PHOTOGRAPHS OF TOP TIPS OUT OF OFF OF VIZ MAGAZINE. GO AND BUY YOUR OWN COPY OR EVEN BETTER SUBSCRIBE.
Hecky fucking dick. You know how once every now and again all the planets align or some shit (Prof Brian Cox please confirm)? Well all my subscriptions have arrived within days of each other. Happy fucking days. Right, everyone fuck off and leave me alone while I have a read.
January 24, 2026 at 6:29 PM
Hecky fucking dick. You know how once every now and again all the planets align or some shit (Prof Brian Cox please confirm)? Well all my subscriptions have arrived within days of each other. Happy fucking days. Right, everyone fuck off and leave me alone while I have a read.
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For Jim Moir/Vic Reeves' birthday, a reminder it's thirty years this year since this advert.
January 24, 2026 at 10:01 AM
For Jim Moir/Vic Reeves' birthday, a reminder it's thirty years this year since this advert.
I think the people of Minneapolis are showing us the importance of a) social solidarity in the face of government oppression and b) mittens
January 24, 2026 at 3:59 AM
I think the people of Minneapolis are showing us the importance of a) social solidarity in the face of government oppression and b) mittens
I watch this regularly. I mean granted, Bryan Ferry is a tiny bit of a dick now, but fuck me let's put that aside, Eno-era Roxy Music were absolutely groundbreaking.
Roxy Music frequently appeared on German music show Muzikladen. On this day in 1974, they performed "Psalm" live.
January 23, 2026 at 9:54 PM
I watch this regularly. I mean granted, Bryan Ferry is a tiny bit of a dick now, but fuck me let's put that aside, Eno-era Roxy Music were absolutely groundbreaking.
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Food waste collection tonight is AMAZING!!!
Lots of fresh fruit and veg - plenty potatoes and bread
BUT LOOK AT THE FLOWERS!!!
So many people are going to have their hearts lightened this weekend!!
Lots of fresh fruit and veg - plenty potatoes and bread
BUT LOOK AT THE FLOWERS!!!
So many people are going to have their hearts lightened this weekend!!
January 23, 2026 at 9:19 PM
Food waste collection tonight is AMAZING!!!
Lots of fresh fruit and veg - plenty potatoes and bread
BUT LOOK AT THE FLOWERS!!!
So many people are going to have their hearts lightened this weekend!!
Lots of fresh fruit and veg - plenty potatoes and bread
BUT LOOK AT THE FLOWERS!!!
So many people are going to have their hearts lightened this weekend!!
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Always hurry past the plantation at night. Do not stop, especially if you hear your name called from deep within the trees.
January 23, 2026 at 9:48 PM
Always hurry past the plantation at night. Do not stop, especially if you hear your name called from deep within the trees.
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Read this.
January 23, 2026 at 4:38 PM
Read this.
Crown shyness. Pretty Zen, no? Stare. Lose yourself. Come back though.
January 23, 2026 at 8:11 PM
Crown shyness. Pretty Zen, no? Stare. Lose yourself. Come back though.
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multiple fucks given for #fuckoffFriday
January 23, 2026 at 2:04 PM
multiple fucks given for #fuckoffFriday
I reckon I could take this piece of shit. Really fucking easily as well. No I'm serious. I mean look at the little cunt. One good punch in the face and I reckon he'd be crying like a fucking baby.
January 22, 2026 at 8:29 PM
I reckon I could take this piece of shit. Really fucking easily as well. No I'm serious. I mean look at the little cunt. One good punch in the face and I reckon he'd be crying like a fucking baby.
Who's this Taylor Swift bloke?
January 22, 2026 at 8:08 PM
Who's this Taylor Swift bloke?
Yeah. Look. I'm sorry. I understand the enormity of the situation and all that. But the little "(TDS)" after "TRUMP DERANGEMENT SYNDROME" will never not make me laugh like a fucking drain. I have no idea why. Nonetheless, it is OBJECTIVELY FUCKING HILARIOUS (OFH).
January 22, 2026 at 8:03 PM
Yeah. Look. I'm sorry. I understand the enormity of the situation and all that. But the little "(TDS)" after "TRUMP DERANGEMENT SYNDROME" will never not make me laugh like a fucking drain. I have no idea why. Nonetheless, it is OBJECTIVELY FUCKING HILARIOUS (OFH).
I've not seen that movie "National Treasure", but I suspect what they were seeking was George Takei.
Leonard Nimoy was more than a colleague—he was a friend, an ally, and my political soulmate. Leonard played a half-human, half-Vulcan officer—a being caught between two worlds. Yet in his own life, he was perhaps the most profoundly human person I have ever known.
January 21, 2026 at 7:23 PM
I've not seen that movie "National Treasure", but I suspect what they were seeking was George Takei.
Taking back control. www.politico.eu/article/dona...
Trump administration demands Britain adopt US standards in trade talks
The U.S. push would derail Britain’s post-Brexit relationship with the European Union.
www.politico.eu
January 20, 2026 at 9:59 PM
Taking back control. www.politico.eu/article/dona...
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We had a dog that used to round up fruits from cucurbits, he always seemed a bit sad. He was a melon collie.
January 20, 2026 at 10:15 AM
We had a dog that used to round up fruits from cucurbits, he always seemed a bit sad. He was a melon collie.