John Marshall
@johntmarshall17.bsky.social
I care way more about this Big Ten Championship game than I wish I did. Two years ago, I would have called you crazy for suggesting Indiana playing for the Big Ten title but here we are. Let’s go Hoosiers!
December 7, 2025 at 2:04 AM
I care way more about this Big Ten Championship game than I wish I did. Two years ago, I would have called you crazy for suggesting Indiana playing for the Big Ten title but here we are. Let’s go Hoosiers!
Miami winning MLS Cup sucks. Team of assholes bought by MLS, Apple, and Adidas. Winning this Cup doesn’t change the fact that culture > cash. Miami exemplifies all that is wrong modern sports clubs and I hope they never win another trophy.
December 6, 2025 at 9:47 PM
Miami winning MLS Cup sucks. Team of assholes bought by MLS, Apple, and Adidas. Winning this Cup doesn’t change the fact that culture > cash. Miami exemplifies all that is wrong modern sports clubs and I hope they never win another trophy.
Everyone watching this FIFA World Cup draw:
a group of soldiers are standing in a field with the words get on with it
ALT: a group of soldiers are standing in a field with the words get on with it
media.tenor.com
December 5, 2025 at 6:27 PM
Everyone watching this FIFA World Cup draw:
Talking about what FIFA leaves behind after the tournament isn’t the flex you think it is, Carli.
December 5, 2025 at 6:14 PM
Talking about what FIFA leaves behind after the tournament isn’t the flex you think it is, Carli.
I feel secondhand embarrassment for FIFA right now watching this draw ceremony. From a super cheesy anthem for the games to Gianni trying to pump up the unexcited crowd, it’s just so cringe. Plus the broadcast team has had multiple microphone issues so far. Pure comedy.
December 5, 2025 at 5:39 PM
I feel secondhand embarrassment for FIFA right now watching this draw ceremony. From a super cheesy anthem for the games to Gianni trying to pump up the unexcited crowd, it’s just so cringe. Plus the broadcast team has had multiple microphone issues so far. Pure comedy.
Trump didn’t win the Nobel Peace Prize so apparently FIFA needed to create one for him.
December 5, 2025 at 5:35 PM
Trump didn’t win the Nobel Peace Prize so apparently FIFA needed to create one for him.
I hope everyone got to enjoy the holiday weekend. I’m so glad we had some beautiful weather to play disc golf. Managed 3 rounds in 2 days and then, thankfully, got a massage on Sunday.
December 1, 2025 at 4:57 PM
I hope everyone got to enjoy the holiday weekend. I’m so glad we had some beautiful weather to play disc golf. Managed 3 rounds in 2 days and then, thankfully, got a massage on Sunday.
🎵He’s one of our own.
He’s one of our ooown.
Brian Schmetzer,
He’s one of our own. 🎵
He’s one of our ooown.
Brian Schmetzer,
He’s one of our own. 🎵
Pretty sure this is the moment Brian Schmetzer realized he made North American soccer history 👑⚽️🇺🇸
#soundersfc #leaguescup
#soundersfc #leaguescup
September 1, 2025 at 7:59 PM
🎵He’s one of our own.
He’s one of our ooown.
Brian Schmetzer,
He’s one of our own. 🎵
He’s one of our ooown.
Brian Schmetzer,
He’s one of our own. 🎵
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Do I think the League's Cup is stupid? Yes. Do I also celebrate winning it over Messi and the most rediculous team in MLS who get their own rules written for them to field Barcelona circa 2012? Also yes. I'm complex, I contain multitudes.
September 1, 2025 at 2:20 AM
Do I think the League's Cup is stupid? Yes. Do I also celebrate winning it over Messi and the most rediculous team in MLS who get their own rules written for them to field Barcelona circa 2012? Also yes. I'm complex, I contain multitudes.
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When this guy finally retires, I’m going to sob big ugly tears into my scarf. With all due respect to Zach Scott, Brian Schmetzer is Mr. Sounder.
September 1, 2025 at 4:46 AM
When this guy finally retires, I’m going to sob big ugly tears into my scarf. With all due respect to Zach Scott, Brian Schmetzer is Mr. Sounder.
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And the common thread in all of that?
Yup: Brian Schmetzer.
Yup: Brian Schmetzer.
There is no better representation in American Soccer than the Seattle Sounders.
NASL, USL, and MLS.
Founded in 1974.
Culture. History. Trophies. Sounders. 🐳 @SoundersFC
NASL, USL, and MLS.
Founded in 1974.
Culture. History. Trophies. Sounders. 🐳 @SoundersFC
September 1, 2025 at 4:46 AM
And the common thread in all of that?
Yup: Brian Schmetzer.
Yup: Brian Schmetzer.
@intermiamicf.bsky.social is a club with no class if tonight’s Leagues Cup final is any example. Only sore losers try and start fights after a match. Do better. Your money can buy as much talent as you want but it clearly hasn’t purchased any class or respect.
September 1, 2025 at 3:54 AM
@intermiamicf.bsky.social is a club with no class if tonight’s Leagues Cup final is any example. Only sore losers try and start fights after a match. Do better. Your money can buy as much talent as you want but it clearly hasn’t purchased any class or respect.
I’ve never been more happy to know that Luis Suarez will never be a Sounder than today. Fuck that guy.
September 1, 2025 at 3:13 AM
I’ve never been more happy to know that Luis Suarez will never be a Sounder than today. Fuck that guy.
No trophy cabinet like ours
September 1, 2025 at 3:10 AM
No trophy cabinet like ours
Paul Rothrock > Lionel Messi
Sounders > MLS
Dont @ me.
Sounders > MLS
Dont @ me.
September 1, 2025 at 2:16 AM
Paul Rothrock > Lionel Messi
Sounders > MLS
Dont @ me.
Sounders > MLS
Dont @ me.
This is maybe the most peak Sounders team we’ve ever had. We may have had better teams but this team epitomizes what it means to be a Sounder. Congratulations on adding another cup to the trophy case!
September 1, 2025 at 2:13 AM
This is maybe the most peak Sounders team we’ve ever had. We may have had better teams but this team epitomizes what it means to be a Sounder. Congratulations on adding another cup to the trophy case!
Nice day for a Mariners game!
August 27, 2025 at 8:06 PM
Nice day for a Mariners game!
It’s fantasy football season! I’m coming for you @jacksononradio.bsky.social and @ari.lobbingscorchers.com. Welcome to the league @ijusttake.photos.
August 27, 2025 at 2:32 AM
It’s fantasy football season! I’m coming for you @jacksononradio.bsky.social and @ari.lobbingscorchers.com. Welcome to the league @ijusttake.photos.
The Moose was indeed loose tonight. Sounders win 5-2 on the back of his hat trick.
August 25, 2025 at 3:21 AM
The Moose was indeed loose tonight. Sounders win 5-2 on the back of his hat trick.
Leyva to Musovski for the Sounders third! Nice Danny-to-Danny connection to make it 3-1.
August 25, 2025 at 2:48 AM
Leyva to Musovski for the Sounders third! Nice Danny-to-Danny connection to make it 3-1.
That’s probably the greatest second half I’ve ever seen from the Sounders, and that’s putting it mildly. Complete annihilation of La Machina tonight and Pedro caps it off with an absolute worldie. Wow 🤯
August 1, 2025 at 4:36 AM
That’s probably the greatest second half I’ve ever seen from the Sounders, and that’s putting it mildly. Complete annihilation of La Machina tonight and Pedro caps it off with an absolute worldie. Wow 🤯
Ugh I hate this. Four penalties conceded in 2 matches. That’s embarrassing Sounders.
July 17, 2025 at 3:38 AM
Ugh I hate this. Four penalties conceded in 2 matches. That’s embarrassing Sounders.
Here’s wishing Stefan Frei a speedy and successful recovery
July 7, 2025 at 1:14 AM
Here’s wishing Stefan Frei a speedy and successful recovery
Beautiful tifo from ECS tonight! Come on, Sounders!
June 29, 2025 at 2:38 AM
Beautiful tifo from ECS tonight! Come on, Sounders!
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We stand with the players of @soundersfc.com and @mlspa.bsky.social against the greed of @mls.bsky.social.
#FairShareNow
#ClubWorldCashGrab
#FairShareNow
#ClubWorldCashGrab
June 20, 2025 at 1:11 AM
We stand with the players of @soundersfc.com and @mlspa.bsky.social against the greed of @mls.bsky.social.
#FairShareNow
#ClubWorldCashGrab
#FairShareNow
#ClubWorldCashGrab