Jesse Gamble
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He/Him. Go Sounders! #LFC - FCGH
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IMO we gotta start charging rent to all that shit living in our heads. Fuck landlords yadda yadda but this just isn't sustainable
November 28, 2025 at 6:31 AM
IMO we gotta start charging rent to all that shit living in our heads. Fuck landlords yadda yadda but this just isn't sustainable
Happy Alice's Restaurant day to all who celebrate youtu.be/m57gzA2JCcM?...
Alice's Restaurant - Original 1967 Recording
YouTube video by Stiletto
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November 27, 2025 at 9:57 PM
Happy Alice's Restaurant day to all who celebrate youtu.be/m57gzA2JCcM?...
@grubb.wtf you've got a receiver named Teslaa??
November 27, 2025 at 8:12 PM
@grubb.wtf you've got a receiver named Teslaa??
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never change, NYT Cooking
November 26, 2025 at 5:45 PM
never change, NYT Cooking
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We have a very nice, very smart, young engineer on our team. In a recent team meeting the Beastie Boys came up...and she had never heard of the Beastie Boys. And I about crumbled into dust. The kids don't know the Beastie Boys? (She's not even a KID, she's a couple years out of college!)
November 26, 2025 at 6:34 PM
We have a very nice, very smart, young engineer on our team. In a recent team meeting the Beastie Boys came up...and she had never heard of the Beastie Boys. And I about crumbled into dust. The kids don't know the Beastie Boys? (She's not even a KID, she's a couple years out of college!)
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on what I'm told is National Jukebox Day, any occasion to share one of my fave stories ever, by @tbone.malware-virus.biz: www.vice.com/en/article/i...
I Played 'The Boys Are Back in Town' on a Bar Jukebox Until I Got Kicked Out
The boys were back in town, but I was out of the bar, because they asked me to leave.
www.vice.com
November 26, 2025 at 5:43 PM
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Is 347 good? It's either very high or very low.....
the japanese luck calendar is out, how lucky is your 2026 based on your birthday? 👀
November 26, 2025 at 5:43 AM
Is 347 good? It's either very high or very low.....
You will not guess what the first post in this exchange is about
November 26, 2025 at 5:41 AM
You will not guess what the first post in this exchange is about
Finally watching Kpop Demon Hunters. This is pretty good, but the fight choreography should have been better.
November 26, 2025 at 4:19 AM
Finally watching Kpop Demon Hunters. This is pretty good, but the fight choreography should have been better.
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I am going to be thinking of this as the Quintessential LA Joke for years now.
November 26, 2025 at 3:31 AM
I am going to be thinking of this as the Quintessential LA Joke for years now.
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"It is against the TOS to be talked into suicide by our LLM" is possibly the most evil tech bro thing I've ever read
Additionally, OpenAI argues its not liable because Raine, by using ChatGPT for self-harm, broke its terms of service
November 26, 2025 at 12:29 AM
"It is against the TOS to be talked into suicide by our LLM" is possibly the most evil tech bro thing I've ever read
My freshman dorm roommate (who was a junior) had what can only be described as a shrine to Kate Beckinsale in our room.
He was a weird dude.
He was a weird dude.
In the craziest celebrity interview this year, Underworld star Kate Beckinsale says her daughter's boyfriend has laid two eggs. https://bit.ly/3K5LLdb
November 26, 2025 at 2:16 AM
My freshman dorm roommate (who was a junior) had what can only be described as a shrine to Kate Beckinsale in our room.
He was a weird dude.
He was a weird dude.
This is where @funcityventures.bsky.social's Fun Chatty inevitably cuts to The Girl From Ipanema while a cast member is allegedly saying something that would get you banned from Bluesky
Though editing humans is one of the most controversial pursuits in medicine, the rise of companies focused on it reflects a countervailing belief: that the capability to edit embryos creates an obligation to use it
Tech billionaires want to make gene-edited babies
Widespread bans don’t seem to be a hindrance
econ.st
November 26, 2025 at 2:11 AM
This is where @funcityventures.bsky.social's Fun Chatty inevitably cuts to The Girl From Ipanema while a cast member is allegedly saying something that would get you banned from Bluesky
It's my birthday next month. If anyone needs ideas for a gift propstoreauction.com/lot-details/...
propstoreauction.com
November 25, 2025 at 11:23 PM
It's my birthday next month. If anyone needs ideas for a gift propstoreauction.com/lot-details/...
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We need to bring back the 80s-90s thing where films start with the main character realizing they are late for work/school/curfew and bicycling/running through a scenic filming location while an easy-listening pop song plays and the intro credits flash by
November 25, 2025 at 10:06 PM
We need to bring back the 80s-90s thing where films start with the main character realizing they are late for work/school/curfew and bicycling/running through a scenic filming location while an easy-listening pop song plays and the intro credits flash by
It took nearly 18 months for me to find work again after being laid off in 2016, and that wasn't even a particularly bad job market! It's one of the most powerless, hopeless feelings going through constant ghosting and rejection for that long. I've got huge empathy for anyone trying to find work.
"Jobs don't exist anymore" is a phrase I've repeated to myself a lot. No idea what the hell most of you do all day but if someone is paying you to do it, hold on for dear life, because if it goes away it feels like it's probably not coming back. Either that or I'm just particularly unemployable.
“Stella why do you put up with x or y” what would you like me to do man. I was unemployed for 18 of the last 36 months. Jobs don’t exist anymore. We take what we can get now, warts and all.
November 25, 2025 at 10:05 PM
It took nearly 18 months for me to find work again after being laid off in 2016, and that wasn't even a particularly bad job market! It's one of the most powerless, hopeless feelings going through constant ghosting and rejection for that long. I've got huge empathy for anyone trying to find work.
Grok, do a vulgar roast of Ian Rapoport's pie opinions.
Apple pie is bad. This is not really debatable. So is key lime pie, while we’re on the topic. Pecan pie is the 🐐 tho.
November 25, 2025 at 8:26 PM
Grok, do a vulgar roast of Ian Rapoport's pie opinions.
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Meanwhile ConEd is sending me emails like “Whoa - your bill is more expensive than this time last year; whats that about?” YOU TELL ME, FUCKOS.
Australia now has so much solar power that the government will require utilities to sell customers free electricity for 3 hours per day.
techcrunch.com/2025/11/05/m...
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Millions to receive free electricity in 2026 thanks to Australia’s solar boom | TechCrunch
Australia now has so much solar power that the government will require utilities to sell customers free electricity for three hours per day.
techcrunch.com
November 25, 2025 at 8:12 PM
Meanwhile ConEd is sending me emails like “Whoa - your bill is more expensive than this time last year; whats that about?” YOU TELL ME, FUCKOS.
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I don't know that the World Cup was ever corruption-free, but we're definitely achieving record levels this time around.
Timeline.
🔴13 Nov - Ronaldo gets red card in Portugal’s game v ireland. (Should miss opening 2 games of World Cup.)
🟠18 Nov - Ronaldo meets Donald Trump at White House.
🟢25 Nov - FIFA clears Ronaldo to play in World Cup from start.
🔴13 Nov - Ronaldo gets red card in Portugal’s game v ireland. (Should miss opening 2 games of World Cup.)
🟠18 Nov - Ronaldo meets Donald Trump at White House.
🟢25 Nov - FIFA clears Ronaldo to play in World Cup from start.
November 25, 2025 at 6:25 PM
I don't know that the World Cup was ever corruption-free, but we're definitely achieving record levels this time around.
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Ok palate cleanse time. In case you missed it, here's my most popular post ever
4 yrs ago today, a family member managed a truly spectacular own goal, splintered his domestic bliss, & in the process, united the world for a day.
On popular request, I shall now recreate the livetweet thread from that day
So gather around children, for this is the tale of The Rice Truck Saga
On popular request, I shall now recreate the livetweet thread from that day
So gather around children, for this is the tale of The Rice Truck Saga
November 23, 2025 at 11:48 AM
Ok palate cleanse time. In case you missed it, here's my most popular post ever
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narrator: 50 years ago...
me: [nods] in 1945
narrator: in 1975...
me: what
me: [nods] in 1945
narrator: in 1975...
me: what
November 25, 2025 at 2:11 AM
narrator: 50 years ago...
me: [nods] in 1945
narrator: in 1975...
me: what
me: [nods] in 1945
narrator: in 1975...
me: what
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Airplane! isn't in the top 10, and Peewee's Big Adventure isn't even on the list? Ironically, this list is a joke.
November 25, 2025 at 4:12 AM
Airplane! isn't in the top 10, and Peewee's Big Adventure isn't even on the list? Ironically, this list is a joke.