edelgard stan 4lyfe
@joltik.bsky.social
briar/toby, they/he. joltik on ao3. multifandom, multiship, chaotic mess of interests
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keep it shut down until 2029
BREAKING: Department of Homeland Security (DHS) shuts down due to lack of funding
February 14, 2026 at 5:47 AM
keep it shut down until 2029
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they're saying 2016 is back but i'm still in my 2019 backlog tbh
February 12, 2026 at 6:16 PM
they're saying 2016 is back but i'm still in my 2019 backlog tbh
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not a single thought in his sweet little head
February 11, 2026 at 9:03 AM
not a single thought in his sweet little head
a harry truman role play blog started following me on tumblr?????
February 11, 2026 at 5:11 AM
a harry truman role play blog started following me on tumblr?????
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Chat bots give the wrong medical advice more than half the time. www.nytimes.com/2026/02/09/w...
Health Advice From A.I. Chatbots Is Frequently Wrong, Study Shows
www.nytimes.com
February 10, 2026 at 12:27 AM
Chat bots give the wrong medical advice more than half the time. www.nytimes.com/2026/02/09/w...
my friend has only a vague knowledge of pokemon aside from pokemon go and i know very little about pokemon go but have an autistic level of knowledge about pokemon in general so she makes me play pokego with her and lets me infodump about the regular games
February 9, 2026 at 7:08 PM
my friend has only a vague knowledge of pokemon aside from pokemon go and i know very little about pokemon go but have an autistic level of knowledge about pokemon in general so she makes me play pokego with her and lets me infodump about the regular games
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unbelievably grim to see Valve announce a delightful and exciting compact Linux box approximately 15 seconds before RAM became the more expensive material in the known universe.
Valve’s Steam Machine has been delayed, and the RAM crisis will impact pricing. Valve is now aiming to launch its Steam Machine in the first half of 2026, rather than early 2026. How much will it cost, though? www.theverge.com/games/874196...
Valve’s Steam Machine has been delayed, and the RAM crisis will impact pricing
You’ll have to wait a little longer for Valve’s new hardware.
www.theverge.com
February 5, 2026 at 12:33 AM
unbelievably grim to see Valve announce a delightful and exciting compact Linux box approximately 15 seconds before RAM became the more expensive material in the known universe.
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anyways i need democrats to realize that trump is trying to fuck with the midterms ***specifically because he is afraid that he, donald trump, will be impeached and then end up back in court and then die in prison*** and then i need to them to literally never shut up about impeaching his bitch ass
February 4, 2026 at 8:07 AM
anyways i need democrats to realize that trump is trying to fuck with the midterms ***specifically because he is afraid that he, donald trump, will be impeached and then end up back in court and then die in prison*** and then i need to them to literally never shut up about impeaching his bitch ass
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Honestly even if they did have an advantage I’d still be like “let them play” because the most important function of sports in society is the social aspect and literally there will always be people with physical advantages over others
you don't say? at some point we're going to acknowledge what every study ever on this subject has said, right? right? www.independent.co.uk/news/science...
Trans athletes may not have fitness advantage in women’s sport, landmark study finds
Findings suggest physical performance in trans women converges toward that of cis women over time
www.independent.co.uk
February 4, 2026 at 4:48 PM
Honestly even if they did have an advantage I’d still be like “let them play” because the most important function of sports in society is the social aspect and literally there will always be people with physical advantages over others
regular song title, i sleep. regular song title followed by a two or a three? now that's my shit
February 4, 2026 at 11:18 PM
regular song title, i sleep. regular song title followed by a two or a three? now that's my shit
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They're pushing Newsom super hard hoping you forget there is still plenty of time to find a good candidate that doesn't throw trans rights into the garbage, because fuck voting for that piece of shit. THERE'S EASILY TIME. We can do better. You don't get to throw people's human rights & dignity away.
February 3, 2026 at 4:14 AM
They're pushing Newsom super hard hoping you forget there is still plenty of time to find a good candidate that doesn't throw trans rights into the garbage, because fuck voting for that piece of shit. THERE'S EASILY TIME. We can do better. You don't get to throw people's human rights & dignity away.
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Do you remember when people were saying "I think my phone is listening to me, i'm getting ads for stuff I spoke about" and people said "They arent listening to you, they're just this good at predicting your interests"?
Well, it happens they were doing exactly that.
www.cbsnews.com/news/google-...
Well, it happens they were doing exactly that.
www.cbsnews.com/news/google-...
Google to pay $68 million over allegations its voice assistant eavesdropped on users
Class-action lawsuit alleged that Google's voice assistant illegally recorded and shared private conversations with advertisers.
www.cbsnews.com
February 1, 2026 at 9:44 PM
Do you remember when people were saying "I think my phone is listening to me, i'm getting ads for stuff I spoke about" and people said "They arent listening to you, they're just this good at predicting your interests"?
Well, it happens they were doing exactly that.
www.cbsnews.com/news/google-...
Well, it happens they were doing exactly that.
www.cbsnews.com/news/google-...
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I can officially confirm that the snow in NC is roughly one (1) corgi deep
January 31, 2026 at 9:46 PM
I can officially confirm that the snow in NC is roughly one (1) corgi deep
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regular people: I wonder if I could get in trouble for writing "for crimes" as a joke on Venmo
billionaire mega-predators: hey r u going to the child torture party 2morrow, on Nov 14, 2014? here is the full legal name and social security # of every1 whose going lol
billionaire mega-predators: hey r u going to the child torture party 2morrow, on Nov 14, 2014? here is the full legal name and social security # of every1 whose going lol
February 1, 2026 at 2:28 AM
regular people: I wonder if I could get in trouble for writing "for crimes" as a joke on Venmo
billionaire mega-predators: hey r u going to the child torture party 2morrow, on Nov 14, 2014? here is the full legal name and social security # of every1 whose going lol
billionaire mega-predators: hey r u going to the child torture party 2morrow, on Nov 14, 2014? here is the full legal name and social security # of every1 whose going lol
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My beloved Sylve!! 😭🌸
January 28, 2026 at 10:56 PM
My beloved Sylve!! 😭🌸
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January 29, 2026 at 2:16 PM