You look like you had a hard day, so I drew you a bath.

Pope Leo XIV is a religious leader created in Chicago by Del Close and brought to Vatican City by the UCB 4.

Catholics get Leo XIV and the rest of us get GTA VI.

Hope everyone who has ever ghosted you or me has a very spooOOOoOOooOOOoooky Valentine’s Day ❤️

The New York Jets have announced they are moving on from Aaron Rodgers.
Rodgers is expected to sign a four year deal with the Department of Health and Human Services.

this is why as much as I respect the reasoning for people saying don’t post it, I will continue to. Because it’s already being erased from history. On the same day it happened. It’s an insult to my family past and present to not call out anti-semitism, and this is full blown Nazi.

Andy Nyman is the GOAT of playing characters overly concerned with pigment mutations.

32 years ago my parents received a letter from the rabbi who officiated their wedding in which I was referred to as a rather large fellow.

Madame Morrible: “whether you are here to study law, logic or linguification--“

The Students of Shiz University: “We’re all going to study dance, and we’re going to rehearse exclusively in the very dangerous library.”

I could be Sexiest Man Alive if it weren’t so political.

And if I were better looking.

Enjoy learning about history? Try video games! (sometimes)

On Ep.183 @jonhess1005.bsky.social joins Conner to discuss his time with Assassin’s Creed Odyssey (2018) and the great local Italian eateries.

Having 15,000 followers on Tw*tter but 20 (?) on here makes me feel like a cab driver who was a doctor in their home country that got politically destabilized by the CIA.

If this land is your land AND this land is my land, who is driving the bus?

I cast a modern remake of Jaws. How’d I do?

(Please dear god do not let them remake Jaws)

This WNBA matchup sounds like what doctors called vertigo in the 1800s.

Just looked at the time and was reminded of what’s really important in this life.

Is this the future Dippin’ Dots promised us?