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Front page of this month’s edition of The Onion.
February 11, 2026 at 6:13 PM
Front page of this month’s edition of The Onion.
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Loot that drops after defeating me:
1. three shiny feathers
2. 6 assorted small bones (not mine)
3. a pile of glitter
4. antidepressants and birth control
5. a babybel cheese
1. three shiny feathers
2. 6 assorted small bones (not mine)
3. a pile of glitter
4. antidepressants and birth control
5. a babybel cheese
Loot that drops after defeating me:
1) Joico magenta hair dye
2) Pocketful of cool rocks
3) Watermelon Red Bull
4) Unlabeled bottle of mixed OTC meds
5) 7 live rats
1) Joico magenta hair dye
2) Pocketful of cool rocks
3) Watermelon Red Bull
4) Unlabeled bottle of mixed OTC meds
5) 7 live rats
Loot that drops after defeating me:
1) Butcher’s knife 🔪
2) Rusty Machete 🗡️
3) Bloody Axe 🪓
4) Gold plated & diamond crusted chainsaw 💎
5) A live 💣 for you to get rid of like Batman ‘66
1) Butcher’s knife 🔪
2) Rusty Machete 🗡️
3) Bloody Axe 🪓
4) Gold plated & diamond crusted chainsaw 💎
5) A live 💣 for you to get rid of like Batman ‘66
February 6, 2026 at 7:44 PM
Loot that drops after defeating me:
1. three shiny feathers
2. 6 assorted small bones (not mine)
3. a pile of glitter
4. antidepressants and birth control
5. a babybel cheese
1. three shiny feathers
2. 6 assorted small bones (not mine)
3. a pile of glitter
4. antidepressants and birth control
5. a babybel cheese
I don't stand for much anymore. I need a seat.
February 10, 2026 at 9:03 PM
I don't stand for much anymore. I need a seat.
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In completely unrelated news: an industrial shredder wagon was in Downing Street earlier 🤔
A £240m defence contract without tender.
Their fingerprints all over our health care data.
A meeting in the USA but without any minutes.
Everything around Palantir stinks.
www.thenational.scot/news/2584192...
Their fingerprints all over our health care data.
A meeting in the USA but without any minutes.
Everything around Palantir stinks.
www.thenational.scot/news/2584192...
Zack Polanski pressures Wes Streeting over Palantir after Mandelson texts released
ZACK Polanski has piled fresh pressure on Wes Streeting over Palantir’s NHS contracts after the Health Secretary’s newly-released text messages…
www.thenational.scot
February 10, 2026 at 2:50 PM
In completely unrelated news: an industrial shredder wagon was in Downing Street earlier 🤔
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I think it’s supercool of the authoritarian panopticon doorbell company to name themselves after the demon video that kills you in 7 days; almost as cool as the authoritarian panopticon precrime software company to name themselves after the evil demon orb that puts its users in thrall to Sauron.
February 10, 2026 at 4:13 AM
I think it’s supercool of the authoritarian panopticon doorbell company to name themselves after the demon video that kills you in 7 days; almost as cool as the authoritarian panopticon precrime software company to name themselves after the evil demon orb that puts its users in thrall to Sauron.
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I'm so sorry.
I didn't mean to press all your buttons.
I was looking for "mute".
I didn't mean to press all your buttons.
I was looking for "mute".
February 4, 2026 at 9:00 PM
I'm so sorry.
I didn't mean to press all your buttons.
I was looking for "mute".
I didn't mean to press all your buttons.
I was looking for "mute".
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Please listen.
The criminality of Israel and the abject shame of US, Britain & other genocide apologists at UNSC.
"So which one is it - are Palestinians lives not worth saving, or does Israel have a license to kill?"
#NEVERFORGET #NEVERFORGIVE Gaza
The criminality of Israel and the abject shame of US, Britain & other genocide apologists at UNSC.
"So which one is it - are Palestinians lives not worth saving, or does Israel have a license to kill?"
#NEVERFORGET #NEVERFORGIVE Gaza
February 9, 2026 at 4:38 AM
Please listen.
The criminality of Israel and the abject shame of US, Britain & other genocide apologists at UNSC.
"So which one is it - are Palestinians lives not worth saving, or does Israel have a license to kill?"
#NEVERFORGET #NEVERFORGIVE Gaza
The criminality of Israel and the abject shame of US, Britain & other genocide apologists at UNSC.
"So which one is it - are Palestinians lives not worth saving, or does Israel have a license to kill?"
#NEVERFORGET #NEVERFORGIVE Gaza
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Final Palestine Action hunger striker may die within days, says doctor
Final Palestine Action hunger striker may die within days, says doctor
Umer Khalid, 22, has stopped drinking water as well as food in protest against charges against him
The final remaining Palestine Action prisoner on hunger strike has now stopped drinking water, which a doctor has warned could kill him.
Umer Khalid, 22, has been on a hunger strike since November. His action was briefly paused at Christmas when he became unwell. Continue reading...
www.theguardian.com
January 24, 2026 at 11:57 AM
Final Palestine Action hunger striker may die within days, says doctor
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how dare you use karaoke for evil
February 9, 2026 at 1:02 AM
how dare you use karaoke for evil
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I don't care if your post doesn't make sense so long as it made you happy, it's nice that you're trying things
February 6, 2026 at 8:24 PM
I don't care if your post doesn't make sense so long as it made you happy, it's nice that you're trying things
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I remember before the internet.
Life was….better.
People were nicer.
Death to social media.
#DAMAG3: youtube.com/shorts/qEvs3...
Life was….better.
People were nicer.
Death to social media.
#DAMAG3: youtube.com/shorts/qEvs3...
Physical Media will save us (part 1)
YouTube video by DAMAG3
youtube.com
February 8, 2026 at 11:10 PM
I remember before the internet.
Life was….better.
People were nicer.
Death to social media.
#DAMAG3: youtube.com/shorts/qEvs3...
Life was….better.
People were nicer.
Death to social media.
#DAMAG3: youtube.com/shorts/qEvs3...
There are people still in cages.
February 8, 2026 at 11:59 PM
There are people still in cages.
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RFK Jr on what he'll eat during the Super Bowl: "I am on a carnivore diet so I just eat meat and ferments, and I'm very happy with that. So I'm probably going to have yogurt."
February 8, 2026 at 4:23 PM
RFK Jr on what he'll eat during the Super Bowl: "I am on a carnivore diet so I just eat meat and ferments, and I'm very happy with that. So I'm probably going to have yogurt."
Social media is better when I have no idea what anyone's trying to say.
February 8, 2026 at 9:24 PM
Social media is better when I have no idea what anyone's trying to say.
My Bluesky is having a stroke.
February 8, 2026 at 9:04 PM
My Bluesky is having a stroke.
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Good Morning Friends. It looks like Man 🐻 🐷 has 2 faces and I’m lmao right now. Happy Sunday!! 😂😂
February 8, 2026 at 4:56 PM
Good Morning Friends. It looks like Man 🐻 🐷 has 2 faces and I’m lmao right now. Happy Sunday!! 😂😂
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Don't ignore the signs. Stay strong and loyal to your beliefs.
February 8, 2026 at 4:28 PM
Don't ignore the signs. Stay strong and loyal to your beliefs.
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His beautiful spirit remains as our guide of hope and courage
January 19, 2026 at 12:31 PM
His beautiful spirit remains as our guide of hope and courage