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ben goshorn @thesoccergoose.bsky.social · 10h

There is a form to make known how you feel about MLS using AI for recaps. It takes two seconds and has a section where you can let them know in your own words why you’re opposed to the league using any form of AI.
www.mlssoccer.com/feedback/rec...

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Viz Comic @vizcomic.bsky.social · 12h

subscriptions >>> shop.viz.co.uk/viz349bs

IT SEEMS to me that the
major advantage of print
media over web content is that with
print, the reader is not deluged with
aggressive advertising. This is why I
always enjoy reading my print copy
of Viz with a nice cup of tea and a
shortbread biscuit, unencumbered
by unwanted adverts. But not just
any shortbread biscuit. A Barbara's
Orkney Shortbread, with its sweet,
oaty taste and delicious crumbly
texture is the only one for me. Yes,
Barbara's Shortbread. Much nicer
than Mora's Shetland Shortbread,
which is fucking horrible.
Barbara Q. Sauce, Hoy

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Edinburgh South Women FC @edinburghsouthwfc.bsky.social · 16h

It’s the big league kickoff today. Entertainment guaranteed @girlsresults.bsky.social @jax-mc-media.bsky.social @scotwomensfootball.bsky.social

Edinburgh South Women FC @edinburghsouthwfc.bsky.social · 2d

After racking up a 100 per cent record in our League Cup group, we kick off our SWFL campaign on Sunday, at home to the always excellent Musselburgh Windsor. Entertainment guaranteed. Admission free. And you’ll be home in time to watch Scotland take another step on the road to the World Cup!

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John Greechan @jonnythegreek.bsky.social · 2d

This should be a belter @girlsresults.bsky.social @jax-mc-media.bsky.social @scotwomensfootball.bsky.social

Edinburgh South Women FC @edinburghsouthwfc.bsky.social · 2d

After racking up a 100 per cent record in our League Cup group, we kick off our SWFL campaign on Sunday, at home to the always excellent Musselburgh Windsor. Entertainment guaranteed. Admission free. And you’ll be home in time to watch Scotland take another step on the road to the World Cup!

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Edinburgh South Women FC @edinburghsouthwfc.bsky.social · 2d

After racking up a 100 per cent record in our League Cup group, we kick off our SWFL campaign on Sunday, at home to the always excellent Musselburgh Windsor. Entertainment guaranteed. Admission free. And you’ll be home in time to watch Scotland take another step on the road to the World Cup!

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John Greechan @jonnythegreek.bsky.social · 3d

Just home from Hampden. I think we should give the Elgin Marbles back.

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Scottish Women's Football @scotwomensfootball.bsky.social · 3d

SIX DAYS LEFT
Which player lit up the Scottish Women's Premier League last year? Who was the standout for the national team? Was there a referee who handled your game amazingly? Don't forget to nominate them for the #SWFawards - #BeTheDifference scotwomensfootball.com/scottishpowe...

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Laura Bassett @lebassett.bsky.social · 4d

I am begging men to go to therapy instead of running for office

PatriotTakes 🇺🇸 @patriottakes.bsky.social · 4d

Speaking at a church, Jack Ciattarelli suggested he be called “big daddy” instead of governor if he wins:

“…his grandchildren do not call him grandpa. …They call him big daddy, and I was thinking when we win this race I kind of like that better than governor. Big daddy.”

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Uncle Duke @uncleduke1969.bsky.social · 4d

“That there’s a damn shame, Bill. Yeah, no, sorry, I didn’t see anything. I was visiting my sister’s tree over on Morgan. I’ll ask around and let you know if I hear something, though. Geez, what a world, am I right? Anyway, your homeowners policy should cover it, no?”

A squirrel stands next to a partially-chewed pumpkin on a stoop.

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Simon Marks @simonmarksfsn.bsky.social · 4d

Best news of the week.

Jane @localnotail.bsky.social · 4d

Dolly Parton:

“There’s just a lot of rumors flying around, but I figured if you heard it from me, you’d know that I was okay. “I’m not ready to die yet. I don’t think God is through with me and I ain’t done working. So I love you for caring, and keep praying for me.”
#DollyCon4

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Moose Allain @mooseallain.bsky.social · 4d

Cartoon. Two people in lab coats, one is showing the other a beaker. The person on the left says "Can| bortow
your chloroform?". The other person replies "Go ahead, knock yourself out"

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John Greechan @jonnythegreek.bsky.social · 6d

Exclusive:Hibs dressing room derby defeat verdict revealed as star makes 'unacceptable' claim - and vows improvement www.edinburghnews.scotsman.com/sport/footba...

Hibs dressing room derby defeat verdict revealed as star makes 'unacceptable claim

First loss to Hearts since 2023 prompts Hibs players to examine flaws and failings

www.edinburghnews.scotsman.com

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Edinburgh South Women FC @edinburghsouthwfc.bsky.social · Sep 4

'Homeless' capital football club receive new ground boost - thanks to local MP @girlsresults.bsky.social @jax-mc-media.bsky.social @scotwomensfootball.bsky.social www.edinburghnews.scotsman.com/sport/footba...

'Homeless' capital football club receive new ground boost - thanks to local MP

Edinburgh South still hoping to build low-impact facility on existing land at Inch Park

www.edinburghnews.scotsman.com

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Edinburgh South Women FC @edinburghsouthwfc.bsky.social · 9d

After 2.5 years out, we’re buzzing to announce the signing of Mischa Rennie ✍️
A composed and skilful midfielder, Mischa brings great experience from her time with Hearts, Spartans, Hutchie and Gartcairn. Welcome to South, Mischa! ❤️🤍

Mischa is sponsored by IRIS Partnership.

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John Greechan @jonnythegreek.bsky.social · 7d

Talk of a Hibs crisis is as fanciful as chatter about a Hearts title challenge - derby talking points www.edinburghnews.scotsman.com/sport/footba...

Hibs in crisis? A Hearts title challenge? Let's not go nuts after one Edinburgh derby

Agony of defeat and euphoria over victory can’t cloud judgement on where teams stand

www.edinburghnews.scotsman.com

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John Greechan @jonnythegreek.bsky.social · 8d

Hibs boss slams 'inexcusable' late concession against Hearts as Gray admits hurt of derby defeat will linger www.edinburghnews.scotsman.com/sport/footba...

Hibs gaffer slams 'inexcusable' error as Hearts pinch late derby winner at Tynecastle

Easter Road side suffer first loss in five meetings with Hearts after cruel injury-time blow

www.edinburghnews.scotsman.com

John Greechan @jonnythegreek.bsky.social · 8d

Hibs ratings and report from Tynecastle as Easter Road side suffer late Edinburgh derby heartache
www.edinburghnews.scotsman.com/sport/footba...

Hibs suffer late heartache at Tynecastle - ratings and report from Edinburgh derby

Injury-time goal sinks David Gray’s hopes of third consecutive victory over capital rivals

www.edinburghnews.scotsman.com

John Greechan @jonnythegreek.bsky.social · 8d

Rocking up to Embrae derby at Tynecastle like

a man in a tuxedo and bow tie is running through a smokey tunnel

ALT: a man in a tuxedo and bow tie is running through a smokey tunnel

media.tenor.com

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Moose Allain @mooseallain.bsky.social · 8d

Remember, if you are going out in the hail showers today, pop a child's xylophone on your head for added fun.

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Kat Abughazaleh @katmabu.bsky.social · 8d

wow I wonder why my entire body was in the air in the first place

Meatball Rob @wrenispinkle.bsky.social · 8d

Absolutely INSANE use of passive voice in this CNN piece

just incredible

@katmabu.bsky.social “landed on the ground” during the protest???

At least one other person, who identified herself on social media as Kat Abughazaleh, a former journalist also running for Congress, landed on the ground during that same protest after she was pushed by a federal law enforcement agent in a camouflage uniform wearing a full face covering, sunglasses and a helmet, video by CNN affiliate WBBM showed.

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John Greechan @jonnythegreek.bsky.social · 8d

What makes Hibs v Hearts so special? Gaffer Gray on growing up with rivalry that means EVERYTHING to so many www.edinburghnews.scotsman.com/sport/footba...

Hibs boss Gray on growing up with rivalry, silencing Hearts pals and Tynecastle noise

From playground to work place, bragging rights matter most to supporters as league leaders host unbeaten Easter Road side

www.edinburghnews.scotsman.com

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John Greechan @jonnythegreek.bsky.social · 8d

Exclusive:Hibs great Gayle reveals all over derby goal celebration as 'old man' striker opens up on Gorgie fan abuse www.edinburghnews.scotsman.com/sport/footba...

'Old man' Dwight Gayle claimed Hibs hero status at Tynecastle - an silenced home fans

Former Newcastle and Crystal Palace star loved rare derby experience in Scotland’s capital

www.edinburghnews.scotsman.com

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John Greechan @jonnythegreek.bsky.social · 9d

Hibs and Scotland ace reveals lure of Edinburgh derby as veteran looks forward to Tynecastle 'cauldron' www.edinburghnews.scotsman.com/sport/footba...

Scotland ace joined Hibs to play in just this sort of game - Hanley on derby debut

Both capital clubs unbeaten heading into first meeting of new campaign

www.edinburghnews.scotsman.com

John Greechan @jonnythegreek.bsky.social · 9d

Tremendous signing. Already making an impact.

Edinburgh South Women FC @edinburghsouthwfc.bsky.social · 9d

After 2.5 years out, we’re buzzing to announce the signing of Mischa Rennie ✍️
A composed and skilful midfielder, Mischa brings great experience from her time with Hearts, Spartans, Hutchie and Gartcairn. Welcome to South, Mischa! ❤️🤍

Mischa is sponsored by IRIS Partnership.

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Stephen Collins @stephencollins.bsky.social · 9d

[Scene is ANCIENT GREECE - where SOCRATES and PLATO and others are sitting round, thinking]

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SOCRATES:
Plato..

PLATO:
Yes Socrates?

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SOCRATES:
Can you tell me, are you human?

PLATO:
Why… yes, Socrates

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SOCRATES:
And would you agree, Plato, that a human knows what a chariot is?

PLATO:
Um, yep

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SOCRATES:
So you can tell me, then

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[Socrates produces a papyrus, showing a drawing of the corner of a chariot wheel]

SOCRATES:
*Is that a chariot*?

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PLATO:
Well
that’s more just a bit of wheel

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SOCRATES:
So not a *chariot*.

PLATO:
No.

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SOCRATES:
[Producing another papyrus with the full drawing of the chariot, chopped into boxes]

So if a man were challenged to “tap the boxes containing chariots to prove you’re human” when he was just trying to check his ClubCard points... *where could he tap*?

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PLATO:
Well you can’t tap any of them really

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SOCRATES:
So are we not human?

PLATO:
‘Spose not.

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[Bleak pause]

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PLATO:
I’ll get the hemlock

SOCRATES:
Yeah

[ends]

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