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Jono The Phant ⚧️
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[Anything but masc/Surprise me]
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December 22, 2025 at 2:18 PM
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couplets
December 22, 2025 at 2:27 PM
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estrogen got hands
and i need to ask those hands to stop taking in food so fast like holy fuck please stop i can't be starving this much this quickly
December 22, 2025 at 7:45 AM
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my inherent trust of any given male stranger in public only increases with the amount of piercings and/or hair dye they have
December 22, 2025 at 12:25 PM
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Things are Terrible, but this isn't.

Be weird.
December 19, 2025 at 11:02 PM
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December 22, 2025 at 9:43 AM
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good grief
December 22, 2025 at 1:26 AM
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i took drugs and danced a whole lot on my birthday and a part of me i had been avoiding stopped being frightening, and now i need to rediscover my whole relationship to sex again lol lmao
December 22, 2025 at 6:11 AM
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sir put that away!!
December 22, 2025 at 2:28 AM
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10 days left in 2025 & i've finished diving into all the 2025 records i bought & i have a top 12 (10 won't grid). this year had so much incredible music it was hard to narrow it down.

model/actriz's pirouette gets my W.

ethel cain & pretty bitter are close for 2 & 3. see alt for artists/titles. 🧵
December 21, 2025 at 9:05 PM
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most unlikely, favorite discovery of 2025? danny brown (who i saw & didn't love on his first big tour with purity ring in 2012) cut an LP with a shitload of trans folk that got me to underscores—whose wallsocket is one of the best records i've ever heard.🧵

underscores.bandcamp.com/album/wallso...
December 21, 2025 at 9:39 PM
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i may or may not bother with a favorite tracks thing on here (time consuming; people aren’t clamoring for my musicposting) so, if i don’t, one more set of props to danny brown & ta ukrainka for this one, which goes hard af, and makes me want to learn ukrainian and polish?
December 22, 2025 at 7:47 AM
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December 22, 2025 at 7:21 AM
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me when i'm male socialized: "wow i wish i was a woman"
December 21, 2025 at 4:46 PM
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The actor Michael Sheen used all his money to start a fake debt collecting business, buy 900 people in Wales's debt, and excused it. If Musk bought ALL $194 billion in medical debt in the U.S. and excused it in the same way, he'd still be the world's riches man by hundreds of billions of dollars.
Michael Sheen spent his own money to write off $1.3 million of neighbors’ debts | CNN
Actor Michael Sheen has bought $1.3 million of his neighbors’ debts and written them off using $129,000 of his own money.
www.cnn.com
December 21, 2025 at 3:07 PM
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Those new to Bsky need to be made aware of one of the greatest skeets ever, deleted long before its time.
September 1, 2024 at 12:14 PM
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dolls to watch out for
June 18, 2025 at 12:51 AM
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It's your birthday, Duane.
December 20, 2025 at 3:21 PM
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It is unethical and illegal to repeat animal tests for the safety of chemicals where the data exists or the tests add no new knowledge.
So why are we treating children worse than lab rats, when GAC is known to be safe and effective? That’s unethical.
December 20, 2025 at 12:15 PM
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Oh my god oh my god oh my goddddd the local aquarium has three new born otters and they CHIRP
December 20, 2025 at 1:21 PM
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December 20, 2025 at 10:29 AM
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I’ll say this for George W. Bush: he’s an unindicted war criminal who should spend the rest of his life in prison and if he and his co-conspirators had been made to face consequences, Trump never would have happened.
Yeah it’s nice to see someone from The Bush Institute speaking up for Ukraine.. might’ve been even better if it was almost 4 years ago.. but I guess we take this
December 20, 2025 at 5:38 AM
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'Magic balls' installed by drones could conquer US market thanks to game-changing performance: 'It's never been like this'
December 20, 2025 at 3:49 AM
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Hey! Hi! Hello!

Our Kickstarter is... (drumroll, if you please) LIVE!

You can find it riiiiight

here: kickstarter.dotmeow.org

But what IS .meow?

Well!

Let us explain... with video!
December 19, 2025 at 6:01 PM
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December 19, 2025 at 3:11 PM