Jordan
@jordanrevon.com
Born and raised in New Orleans, now I do software engineering in New York City. I still have an unhealthy relationship with the Saints and the Pelicans. Fordham and LSU Alum.
September 13, 2025 at 11:48 PM
It's LSU football time
September 13, 2025 at 11:44 PM
It's LSU football time
New SEC Overtime Rules:
1. The first team that attempts, scores
2. The ball will be placed at the line of scrimmage on 2nd down
3. First touchdown goes; first field goal stays
1. The first team that attempts, scores
2. The ball will be placed at the line of scrimmage on 2nd down
3. First touchdown goes; first field goal stays
September 13, 2025 at 11:32 PM
New SEC Overtime Rules:
1. The first team that attempts, scores
2. The ball will be placed at the line of scrimmage on 2nd down
3. First touchdown goes; first field goal stays
1. The first team that attempts, scores
2. The ball will be placed at the line of scrimmage on 2nd down
3. First touchdown goes; first field goal stays
God the 1-0 shirts go so hard
September 13, 2025 at 10:21 PM
God the 1-0 shirts go so hard
Finally getting back into Stellaris after the 4.0 patch, and honestly it's pretty fun. Currently playing a Knights of the Toxic God run, with a very healthy economy, and a heavy amount of fleet power, as I await the first Galactic Crisis.
September 13, 2025 at 4:49 PM
Finally getting back into Stellaris after the 4.0 patch, and honestly it's pretty fun. Currently playing a Knights of the Toxic God run, with a very healthy economy, and a heavy amount of fleet power, as I await the first Galactic Crisis.
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New E-Toilet To Revolutionize Online Shitting https://theonion.com/new-e-toilet-to-revolutionize-online-shitting-1819565332/
September 12, 2025 at 9:00 PM
New E-Toilet To Revolutionize Online Shitting https://theonion.com/new-e-toilet-to-revolutionize-online-shitting-1819565332/
Saints odds of honoring Charlie K*rk currently at -40000 given Gayle Benson's history of bad choices
Just heard from the NFL that every individual home team this week has the option of honoring Charlie K!rk but (unlike last night) it will not be a league initiative so we’ll see what each individual owner chooses and what that tells us. Lots of ins, outs, whathaveyous on this one.
September 12, 2025 at 8:47 PM
Saints odds of honoring Charlie K*rk currently at -40000 given Gayle Benson's history of bad choices
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New Mexico's economy is a fraction of the size of New York City's.
If they can enact universal childcare — and relieve working families of a crushing cost burden — surely we can too.
It's just a question of political will.
If they can enact universal childcare — and relieve working families of a crushing cost burden — surely we can too.
It's just a question of political will.
New Mexico will be the first state to make child care free
The program, which is expected to save families $12,000 per child annually, is available to all residents regardless of income.
19thnews.org
September 12, 2025 at 3:15 PM
New Mexico's economy is a fraction of the size of New York City's.
If they can enact universal childcare — and relieve working families of a crushing cost burden — surely we can too.
It's just a question of political will.
If they can enact universal childcare — and relieve working families of a crushing cost burden — surely we can too.
It's just a question of political will.
2 back to back field goal misses, one by each team, what a weird ass game
September 12, 2025 at 1:42 AM
2 back to back field goal misses, one by each team, what a weird ass game
White guy in Utah wearing an American Flag shirt, I'm sure they'll nab him right away
Just in: The FBI has released images of the suspected Charlie Kirk shooter, asking people for help ID'ing
September 11, 2025 at 4:30 PM
White guy in Utah wearing an American Flag shirt, I'm sure they'll nab him right away
The founder of the modern Hitlerjugend was practicing politics the right way. The foundation of a free society is the ability to espouse white nationalist, racist, and antisemitic rhetoric without fear of violence. My latest for the New York Times
Charlie Kirk Was Practicing Politics the Right Way
www.nytimes.com/2025/09/11/o...
www.nytimes.com/2025/09/11/o...
Opinion | Charlie Kirk Was Practicing Politics the Right Way
www.nytimes.com
September 11, 2025 at 2:31 PM
The founder of the modern Hitlerjugend was practicing politics the right way. The foundation of a free society is the ability to espouse white nationalist, racist, and antisemitic rhetoric without fear of violence. My latest for the New York Times
Sorry, I will not be extending an ounce of empathy to an explicit white nationalist finally meeting his maker. I'll reserve my condolences to his children, and for the families his rhetoric and actions irreparably harmed in his short, miserable existence.
September 11, 2025 at 12:08 AM
Sorry, I will not be extending an ounce of empathy to an explicit white nationalist finally meeting his maker. I'll reserve my condolences to his children, and for the families his rhetoric and actions irreparably harmed in his short, miserable existence.
Experts say they can't be sure that the president, who has a documented history of both being a pedophile, and frequently hanging out with famous pedophiles, signed a birthday card to one of the most famous pedophiles, eluding to their shared interest in pedophilia.
For much of his presidency, President Donald Trump has been focused on the signature of his predecessor and whether an autopen was used to affix it.
But over the course of 36 hours, attention has pivoted to Trump’s signature.
But over the course of 36 hours, attention has pivoted to Trump’s signature.
No clear answers on whether Trump signed the Epstein birthday book
Trump denies it is his, and experts say they can’t be sure. The White House welcomed a forensic analysis of the loopy D and long tail.
wapo.st
September 10, 2025 at 2:21 PM
Experts say they can't be sure that the president, who has a documented history of both being a pedophile, and frequently hanging out with famous pedophiles, signed a birthday card to one of the most famous pedophiles, eluding to their shared interest in pedophilia.
Shout-out to Dennis Allen, it's gotta be hard to be one of the only "defensive-minded" coaches in the league and still find a way to lose every game but someone's gotta do it
September 9, 2025 at 3:34 AM
Shout-out to Dennis Allen, it's gotta be hard to be one of the only "defensive-minded" coaches in the league and still find a way to lose every game but someone's gotta do it
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"How Are the Very Rich Feeling About New York’s Next Mayor?"
A Dramatic Reading of The Recent New York Times Dispatch from the Hamptons.
Presented by The Gilded Age's Morgan Spector.
A Dramatic Reading of The Recent New York Times Dispatch from the Hamptons.
Presented by The Gilded Age's Morgan Spector.
September 8, 2025 at 10:56 PM
"How Are the Very Rich Feeling About New York’s Next Mayor?"
A Dramatic Reading of The Recent New York Times Dispatch from the Hamptons.
Presented by The Gilded Age's Morgan Spector.
A Dramatic Reading of The Recent New York Times Dispatch from the Hamptons.
Presented by The Gilded Age's Morgan Spector.
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throughout this month we'll finally drop SCORIGAMI on youtube, free to watch for everybody. first episode premieres live tomorrow night at 9 p.m. eastern
www.youtube.com/watch?v=FHNw...
www.youtube.com/watch?v=FHNw...
When a tractor company played in the NFL | SCORIGAMI, Part 1 of 4
YouTube video by Secret Base
www.youtube.com
September 9, 2025 at 1:24 AM
throughout this month we'll finally drop SCORIGAMI on youtube, free to watch for everybody. first episode premieres live tomorrow night at 9 p.m. eastern
www.youtube.com/watch?v=FHNw...
www.youtube.com/watch?v=FHNw...
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🏈 BAL 40 - 41 BUF
FINAL
✅ That's Scorigami!! It's the 1092nd unique final score in NFL history.
FINAL
✅ That's Scorigami!! It's the 1092nd unique final score in NFL history.
September 8, 2025 at 3:39 AM
🏈 BAL 40 - 41 BUF
FINAL
✅ That's Scorigami!! It's the 1092nd unique final score in NFL history.
FINAL
✅ That's Scorigami!! It's the 1092nd unique final score in NFL history.
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…these are same compressor stations through the lens of Sharon Wilson’s FLIR camera which reveals the otherwise invisible methane and VOC plumes pouring from them. Listen to her narration.
Can confirm we all felt nauseous with sore throats after just a few minutes here.
Can confirm we all felt nauseous with sore throats after just a few minutes here.
September 7, 2025 at 3:59 AM
…these are same compressor stations through the lens of Sharon Wilson’s FLIR camera which reveals the otherwise invisible methane and VOC plumes pouring from them. Listen to her narration.
Can confirm we all felt nauseous with sore throats after just a few minutes here.
Can confirm we all felt nauseous with sore throats after just a few minutes here.
KAMARA!!!! STILL GOT IT
September 7, 2025 at 5:40 PM
KAMARA!!!! STILL GOT IT
Continue to insist that all proclamations for policies by government officials must be preceded by them experiencing it first
It's full steam ahead for NASA, according to Sean Duffy, the agency's acting administrator. During an internal employee town hall, Duffy warned of "letting safety be the enemy of progress" when it comes to winning the space race, according to a recording obtained by NBC News.
Interim NASA head tells agency that it will beat China back to the moon
Acting NASA administrator Sean Duffy also told agency employees not to let "safety be the enemy of progress."
nbcnews.to
September 7, 2025 at 3:50 PM
Continue to insist that all proclamations for policies by government officials must be preceded by them experiencing it first
Welcome to national football league sunday
September 7, 2025 at 12:22 PM
Welcome to national football league sunday
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Curtis Sliwa unveiled his Housing Plan as mayor this morning. "We don't need to build any new housing. We have plenty of housing already," he said. "We can just cram 15-20 people into a 1 bedroom apartment just like I've done with my cats."
September 6, 2025 at 3:08 PM
Curtis Sliwa unveiled his Housing Plan as mayor this morning. "We don't need to build any new housing. We have plenty of housing already," he said. "We can just cram 15-20 people into a 1 bedroom apartment just like I've done with my cats."
More like Harrison Butt, because he's awful at his job and is also an awful person
September 6, 2025 at 2:57 AM
More like Harrison Butt, because he's awful at his job and is also an awful person
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KIM KITSURAGI - “*Sunrise, parabellum*,” the lieutenant says. He's in the middle of a freshly cleaned room, with the fan above his head like a halo. His face is covered in bruises.
September 6, 2025 at 2:50 AM
KIM KITSURAGI - “*Sunrise, parabellum*,” the lieutenant says. He's in the middle of a freshly cleaned room, with the fan above his head like a halo. His face is covered in bruises.