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José Daniel Clarke
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Geriatric millennial. ES/EN.
Plants, aquariums and politics.
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José Daniel Clarke @josedanielclarke.com · Nov 18
Es de mi gran agrado comunicarles que el Bot de Realismo Mágico está de vuelta en línea. Creo que es la última versión que publiqué en twitter.
Gracias a @bluebotsdonequick.com fue tan simple como copy/paste el código anterior.
realismomagicobot.bsky.social Bot de Realismo Mágico @realismomagicobot.bsky.social · Nov 18
Un puente es poseído por el fantasma de una escultora afrocubana. Lleva unas cajas de Pandora en su dedo.
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teslatakedownbmore.bsky.social
O...M...G... even the pedos think he's a creep.
January 31, 2026 at 4:46 AM
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Elon Musk, Jeffrey Epstein and Woody Allen on a Carribean island at Christmastime?

www.justice.gov/epstein/file...
January 30, 2026 at 10:50 PM
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Bueno, en 48 horas deberíamos estar en el segundo corte.
January 31, 2026 at 2:50 AM
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Hola! Si quieren tener un pequeño descanso sobre las elecciones los invito a ver mi nuevo video (y primero) en Youtube

youtu.be/VEQriIk8S7s?...
Breve historia de la alimentación
YouTube video by EseNutri
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January 31, 2026 at 1:29 AM
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Mi yo del 8 de octubre de 2007 no creería que llegaría el día en que estuviera dispuesto a votar por Liberación, no deseando que canal 7 y la Nación desaparezcan y compartiendo preocupaciones con entes como Canara o el PUSC
January 31, 2026 at 1:00 AM
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niedermeyer.online
I love that every time I look at the feed there's another post like this
January 31, 2026 at 12:45 AM
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Una de las muchachas de la foto denuncia en TikTok que el PPSO usó su imagen sin consentimiento y que le pusieron camisetas y propaganda usando IA
January 31, 2026 at 12:24 AM
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realismomagicobot.bsky.social
Un sexólogo sensible se entera que unas calabazas están chantajeando la física cuántica.
January 30, 2026 at 11:35 PM
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calikhaug.bsky.social
Qué nivel de cloaca este país que tengan que llegar a esto.
January 31, 2026 at 12:01 AM
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Reprendo que utilicen "JMV" para hablar de José Miguel Villalobos si siempre han sido las iniciales de José María Villalta.
January 30, 2026 at 11:54 PM
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fernandochavese.bsky.social
Pero recuerden que siempre siempre siempre se puede caer más bajo.
January 30, 2026 at 11:41 PM
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lmao Epstein was banned on Xbox Live
From: xlcm@microsoft.com To: jeevacation@gmail.com Subject Xbox LIVE - Notification of Enforcement Action Date: Thu, 19 Dec 2013 16:03:40 +0000 XBOX Notice of permanent enforcement action: Harassment, threats, and/or abuse DO NOT REPLY to this email address. It is not monitored. ) What happened This email is to notify you that your Xbox Live account privileges have been permanently suspended due to harassment, threats, and/or abuse of other players. This conduct has been determined to be severe, repeated, and/or excessive. Why we enforced The conduct that caused this suspension may include but is not limited to: • Threats of death, harm, property damage, or any other act of violence or vandalism • Verbal abuse or profanity directed at other players • Griefing • Extortion or manipulation • Libel, defamation, or slander • Display or transmission of personally-identifiable information such as name, address, phone number, or IP address • Stalking Your conduct was brought to the attention of the Xbox Live Policy & Enforcement Team through either complaints filed by other Xbox Live users or in the course of our operation of the service. The Xbox Live Policy & Enforcement Team has reviewed the complaints and other evidence regarding this conduct and determined it violates the Xbox Live Terms of Use and/or Code of Conduct. Because your conduct or conduct history is in violation, the Xbox Live Policy & Enforcement Team has enacted this suspension against your account. How this enforcement affects you Enforcement actions apply to both the Xbox 360 and Xbox One consoles: • On the Xbox 360 console you will no longer be able to sign in to Xbox Live. • On the Xbox One console you will be able to sign in, but some features and functionality of the console will be reduced or restricted including but not limited to the ability to participate in multiplayer games. Note: Customer Support is not able to modify or provide any further details about your suspension. Where to find more inf…
January 30, 2026 at 10:50 PM
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Welmer Ramos apoyando a Álvaro Ramos ☠️
January 30, 2026 at 7:56 PM
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OK, so Musk was planning to go to Epstein's island, but it's not like he went there with the intent to go to a wild party or something, it was probably just some business. Excuse me, an email just came in.

*Reads:* "What day/night will be the wildest party on your island?"
January 30, 2026 at 7:28 PM
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Veo gente de viaje y me dan ganas de responder el story "pero sí vas a estar de vuelta el domingo para votar, verdad? VERDAD???"
January 30, 2026 at 4:39 PM
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No fuí al gym de lunes a miércoles, fuí ayer y hoy estoy adolorido como si no hubiera ido por 3 semanas.
January 30, 2026 at 4:34 PM
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Va bajando el hijueputa
January 30, 2026 at 4:16 PM
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thetincanandroid.bsky.social
weed smokers finding each other at the function
captainacab.airbud.website alber @captainacab.airbud.website · 1d
this is the true meaning of friendship
a children’s book (poky little puppy), where poky is talking to herman the skunk he just met. poky says “you smell funny” herman says “you smell funny too” and then says “Let’s play!”
January 30, 2026 at 2:01 AM
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Breaking news: Luigi Mangione will not face the death penalty over charges of stalking and killing UnitedHealthcare CEO Brian Thompson in late 2024, a federal judge ruled.
Luigi Mangione won’t face death penalty in case of UnitedHealthcare CEO’s killing
Luigi Mangione will not face the death penalty on charges of stalking and killing UnitedHealthcare CEO Brian Thompson in late 2024, a federal judge ruled Friday.
www.washingtonpost.com
January 30, 2026 at 3:40 PM
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jtp.bsky.social
half of all tech news lately is some variation of "the computer company has discontinued their well known product, the computer"
January 29, 2026 at 9:29 AM
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Mar-A-Lago se irá a pronunciar? Estoy sorprendido que no haya sucedido como ayer u hoy, todavía podría suceder mañana o el sábado, pero veía más posible que fuera antes de eso.
January 30, 2026 at 5:27 AM
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Yo por 10 segundos ante el sonido ambiente: "O se viene el terremoto más grande que he sentido, o es el camión de la basura".
Era, por supuesto, el camión de la basura.
January 30, 2026 at 5:14 AM
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Hoy le debo haber dado como 150 likes a @anarri16.bsky.social
January 30, 2026 at 4:41 AM
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El debate en Google Trends
January 30, 2026 at 4:26 AM
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juank15.bsky.social
Yo agrego, no tengan miedo de votar lo que sienten, vayan no vote por el que va ganar, vote por sus convicciones y por lo que considera correcto
barqueritos.bsky.social ¡Vote! @barqueritos.bsky.social · 1d
No tengan miedo! 🔥
January 30, 2026 at 4:18 AM