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José Machismo 🇨🇦🇪🇸🤘

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José Machismo 🇨🇦🇪🇸🤘 @josemachismo.bsky.social · Feb 17

Anyone else take comfort in the belief that the US will destroy itself before they get around to Canada?

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José Machismo 🇨🇦🇪🇸🤘 @josemachismo.bsky.social · 16h

Prove him wrong.

José Machismo 🇨🇦🇪🇸🤘 @josemachismo.bsky.social · 16h

Bullshit. You will not, loser.

José Machismo 🇨🇦🇪🇸🤘 @josemachismo.bsky.social · 20h

It’s kinda his thing.

José Machismo 🇨🇦🇪🇸🤘 @josemachismo.bsky.social · 23h

Anaida "Pretty AND Smart" Poilievre was loaded down with luggage….bodyguard trying to help her.

Once Pierre noticed people were watching, he turned around and went back to help.

Watching him run up the down escalator was amusing.

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#canpoli #cdnpoli

José Machismo 🇨🇦🇪🇸🤘 @josemachismo.bsky.social · 23h

Saw Poilievre at Billy Bishop airport yesterday evening.

He was bolting down the escalator ahead of his bodyguard as well as his wife.

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#canpoli #cdnpoli

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José Machismo 🇨🇦🇪🇸🤘 @josemachismo.bsky.social · 3d

a man in a tuxedo is holding a microphone in his hand

Alt: Obama mic drop

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José Machismo 🇨🇦🇪🇸🤘 @josemachismo.bsky.social · 3d

Carney: kicks small child.

Carnies: “Kid had it coming! Brilliant!”

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José Machismo 🇨🇦🇪🇸🤘 @josemachismo.bsky.social · 3d

Quite the opposite. He needs to double-tap the donuts and lay off the Lipitor.

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José Machismo 🇨🇦🇪🇸🤘 @josemachismo.bsky.social · 3d

Any idea when we might see tangible results?

José Machismo 🇨🇦🇪🇸🤘 @josemachismo.bsky.social · 3d

That’s like thinking if Ronald swears at a kid during a birthday party, McDonald’s will go under.

José Machismo 🇨🇦🇪🇸🤘 @josemachismo.bsky.social · 3d

He’s being sent home with a gift bag, isn’t he? White House pen, Donald Trump t-shirt, etc…

José Machismo 🇨🇦🇪🇸🤘 @josemachismo.bsky.social · 3d

I’ll take that bet.

José Machismo 🇨🇦🇪🇸🤘 @josemachismo.bsky.social · 3d

Well for the money wasted to fly down there, he coulda gotten more than a photo op.

What was the point? I mean didn’t Carney say Trump’s a modern man and they text all the time?

José Machismo 🇨🇦🇪🇸🤘 @josemachismo.bsky.social · 3d

I’ll bet if Donald Trump told Mark Carney to pull his finger, he’d do it.

#canpoli #cdnpoli

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José Machismo 🇨🇦🇪🇸🤘 @josemachismo.bsky.social · 3d

Carnies are like Swifties, only without the charm bracelets.

José Machismo 🇨🇦🇪🇸🤘 @josemachismo.bsky.social · 3d

This guy gets it.

Nicholas Grossman @nicholasgrossman.bsky.social · 3d

Why assume CBS under the Ellisons aims to make money, rather than sees financial losses as an acceptable price to advance political goals, like the Washington Post under Bezos or RT?

José Machismo 🇨🇦🇪🇸🤘 @josemachismo.bsky.social · 3d

Carney doing his little dance for Trump. Meanwhile Canada waits for tangible results…..

José Machismo 🇨🇦🇪🇸🤘 @josemachismo.bsky.social · 3d

Hate to break it to you.....

José Machismo 🇨🇦🇪🇸🤘 @josemachismo.bsky.social · 3d

And Carney knew nothing about it as he was days away from becoming PM?

José Machismo 🇨🇦🇪🇸🤘 @josemachismo.bsky.social · 3d

Because he's not gonna get anything out of it. Same as every other time.

He flies down cap in hand, comes back with zilch.

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José Machismo 🇨🇦🇪🇸🤘 @josemachismo.bsky.social · 3d

How embarrassing.

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José Machismo 🇨🇦🇪🇸🤘 @josemachismo.bsky.social · 3d

So why did Carney and the Liberals bring the tariffs in in the first place then?

Is this part of that 8-D chess that Carnies are always talking about?

José Machismo 🇨🇦🇪🇸🤘 @josemachismo.bsky.social · 3d

So things are going exactly as planned.

José Machismo 🇨🇦🇪🇸🤘 @josemachismo.bsky.social · 3d

LOL...I'm in TO tomorrow night, flying back Thursday evening...gonna try and get home and head out to the show

José Machismo 🇨🇦🇪🇸🤘 @josemachismo.bsky.social · 3d

On an unrelated note, any interest in seeing Talib Kweli Thursday night?

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