jell
@joshuaelliott.bsky.social
smallish. technical. mildly artisty.
(he/him)
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Working in games means your answer to the question "If you could do anything you wanted in life, what would it be?" isn't a different career, but the same career in a kinder version of the same industry.
November 25, 2025 at 8:31 PM
Working in games means your answer to the question "If you could do anything you wanted in life, what would it be?" isn't a different career, but the same career in a kinder version of the same industry.
If they can sift through the digital asbestos to see it, I wonder how historians will describe this era.
November 25, 2025 at 6:24 PM
If they can sift through the digital asbestos to see it, I wonder how historians will describe this era.
Ah, shit. We need OpenCL to step the fuck up. Looks like CUDA's about to get some Martha Stewart bracelets.
In the memo, “Nvidia also responds to claims that the ‘current situation is analogous to historical accounting frauds (Enron, WorldCom, Lucent) that featured vendor financing and SPVs [special purpose vehicles.)’”
@barrons.com $NVDA
@firstadopter.bsky.social
www.barrons.com/articles/nvi...
@barrons.com $NVDA
@firstadopter.bsky.social
www.barrons.com/articles/nvi...
November 24, 2025 at 7:49 PM
Ah, shit. We need OpenCL to step the fuck up. Looks like CUDA's about to get some Martha Stewart bracelets.
Been a thousand years but I still wish they hadn't gone [damn near slapstick] comedy -first with The Lone Gunmen. Those guys bring the funny, didn't need goofy music stings every 5 min.
Also, a potential The Lone Gunmen / FreakyLinks crossover would have wrecked my little world (in a good way).
Also, a potential The Lone Gunmen / FreakyLinks crossover would have wrecked my little world (in a good way).
November 24, 2025 at 7:40 PM
Been a thousand years but I still wish they hadn't gone [damn near slapstick] comedy -first with The Lone Gunmen. Those guys bring the funny, didn't need goofy music stings every 5 min.
Also, a potential The Lone Gunmen / FreakyLinks crossover would have wrecked my little world (in a good way).
Also, a potential The Lone Gunmen / FreakyLinks crossover would have wrecked my little world (in a good way).
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I appreciate the artist's attention to detail in making sure the shaft curved with the road
November 24, 2025 at 4:22 AM
I appreciate the artist's attention to detail in making sure the shaft curved with the road
We're losing way too many weird little guys with hearts of gold.
November 24, 2025 at 2:59 AM
We're losing way too many weird little guys with hearts of gold.
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I once knew a Federal bank examiner, and one time someone asked him why we had to KEEP inspecting banks over and over. He basically said every new batch of business school grads invents bank fraud from first principles.
AirBnB CEO calling it “vibe revenue” just 👨🍳 😘
The underlying cause of every bubble - debt masquerading as financial innovation - depends on not just short financial memory & speculative neophytism, but reinventing jargon of finance, like how each generation of kids has new ways to say same things.
The underlying cause of every bubble - debt masquerading as financial innovation - depends on not just short financial memory & speculative neophytism, but reinventing jargon of finance, like how each generation of kids has new ways to say same things.
November 22, 2025 at 6:02 PM
I once knew a Federal bank examiner, and one time someone asked him why we had to KEEP inspecting banks over and over. He basically said every new batch of business school grads invents bank fraud from first principles.
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we are shooting this goddamn industry in the foot by having incredibly volatile development times and always rotating workforces. we're bleeding knowledge, making the same mistakes over and over and never evolving
November 23, 2025 at 12:32 AM
we are shooting this goddamn industry in the foot by having incredibly volatile development times and always rotating workforces. we're bleeding knowledge, making the same mistakes over and over and never evolving
I have discovered "people making spaceship models out of random objects" YouTube.
I will be lost for a year.
I will be lost for a year.
November 22, 2025 at 11:27 PM
I have discovered "people making spaceship models out of random objects" YouTube.
I will be lost for a year.
I will be lost for a year.
Can gamedev keep Aaron Paul? Dude should do more interactive stuff.
November 22, 2025 at 11:12 PM
Can gamedev keep Aaron Paul? Dude should do more interactive stuff.
I do not wish to be informed.
November 22, 2025 at 7:01 AM
I do not wish to be informed.
Sometimes a song does *exactly* what you expect, but it's good.
(Yes, I'm watching more Summoning Salt. But to my credit, I listened to this track BEFORE hearing it in a video. So there.)
soundcloud.com/chris-doerks...
(Yes, I'm watching more Summoning Salt. But to my credit, I listened to this track BEFORE hearing it in a video. So there.)
soundcloud.com/chris-doerks...
The Polyhedron
Something a little different from me, I hope you all enjoy it!! :)
soundcloud.com
November 22, 2025 at 5:56 AM
Sometimes a song does *exactly* what you expect, but it's good.
(Yes, I'm watching more Summoning Salt. But to my credit, I listened to this track BEFORE hearing it in a video. So there.)
soundcloud.com/chris-doerks...
(Yes, I'm watching more Summoning Salt. But to my credit, I listened to this track BEFORE hearing it in a video. So there.)
soundcloud.com/chris-doerks...
THE NEW VIZIER IS ON OUR SIDE!
November 22, 2025 at 3:39 AM
THE NEW VIZIER IS ON OUR SIDE!
*sigh* Now I have to wait a WHOLE FUCKING MONTH to see some Zauber Spire -related shenanigans.
November 22, 2025 at 1:47 AM
*sigh* Now I have to wait a WHOLE FUCKING MONTH to see some Zauber Spire -related shenanigans.
looooooooooooooool @ the casting for Vandran.
November 21, 2025 at 11:59 PM
looooooooooooooool @ the casting for Vandran.
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im very confused by american politics
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im very confused by american politics
November 21, 2025 at 11:48 PM
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im very confused by american politics
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im very confused by american politics
Yowza. Turns out alcohol really **works** when you haven't had any in two years.
November 21, 2025 at 10:57 PM
Yowza. Turns out alcohol really **works** when you haven't had any in two years.
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November 21, 2025 at 4:39 PM
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If we have a kid we are absolutely forbidding Roblox. I know I will inevitably cave on a number of other stupid things all their little friends are doing, but this is a hard line in the sand that no amount of screaming will change.
Oh my god that is the worst possible answer
November 21, 2025 at 6:53 PM
If we have a kid we are absolutely forbidding Roblox. I know I will inevitably cave on a number of other stupid things all their little friends are doing, but this is a hard line in the sand that no amount of screaming will change.
EASY EFFECTS! Add splines to the damn EQ.
November 21, 2025 at 9:50 AM
EASY EFFECTS! Add splines to the damn EQ.
If your website produces audio without my consent, I wish you a death involving razor blades and lemon juice.
November 21, 2025 at 4:47 AM
If your website produces audio without my consent, I wish you a death involving razor blades and lemon juice.
Steam hardware survey results only report half my RAM. Funky.
November 20, 2025 at 10:51 PM
Steam hardware survey results only report half my RAM. Funky.
Welp. We're inboxing like it's 1999.
November 20, 2025 at 8:55 PM
Welp. We're inboxing like it's 1999.
Gmail has tied inbox categories into "Smart Features" which encompasses the LLM bs? So you can't have tabs if you turn off AI.
Yeah. More business people responsible for all this should take the quickest elevatorless way to the ground floor.
Yeah. More business people responsible for all this should take the quickest elevatorless way to the ground floor.
November 20, 2025 at 8:41 PM
Gmail has tied inbox categories into "Smart Features" which encompasses the LLM bs? So you can't have tabs if you turn off AI.
Yeah. More business people responsible for all this should take the quickest elevatorless way to the ground floor.
Yeah. More business people responsible for all this should take the quickest elevatorless way to the ground floor.
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Dispatch's success is well-deserved. Speaking personally, I'm happy that there's still a market and an appetite for Telltale-style games.
Hopefully this means that Season 2 will get greenlit! www.ign.com/articles/dis...
Hopefully this means that Season 2 will get greenlit! www.ign.com/articles/dis...
Dispatch, The Superhero Comedy From Former Telltale Devs, Tops 2 Million Players - IGN
Dispatch, the superhero workplace comedy from former Telltale devs, has topped two million players.
www.ign.com
November 20, 2025 at 8:16 PM
Dispatch's success is well-deserved. Speaking personally, I'm happy that there's still a market and an appetite for Telltale-style games.
Hopefully this means that Season 2 will get greenlit! www.ign.com/articles/dis...
Hopefully this means that Season 2 will get greenlit! www.ign.com/articles/dis...