Josie Strain 🦚🟧🐾
@josiestrain.bsky.social
Wife to my beloved, @evanpeacock.bsky.social. Dog mama. Grateful and happy to be here.
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I love that Mr. T is spending his twilight years fucking ADORING vaccines
September 29, 2023 at 12:13 AM
I love that Mr. T is spending his twilight years fucking ADORING vaccines
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“Please explain this gap in your resume.”
We are the Universe given breath and form, with only a brief and fortunate moment in eternity to glimpse our own existence. Life is too precious a gift to squander on meaningless unending toil. Please explain why there are no gaps in YOUR resume?
We are the Universe given breath and form, with only a brief and fortunate moment in eternity to glimpse our own existence. Life is too precious a gift to squander on meaningless unending toil. Please explain why there are no gaps in YOUR resume?
“Please explain this gap in your resume.”
All you motherfucking motherfuckers are motherfucking motherfuckers that’s fucking why. You motherfucking motherfucker.
All you motherfucking motherfuckers are motherfucking motherfuckers that’s fucking why. You motherfucking motherfucker.
“Please explain this gap in your resume.”
“Executive capitalistic greed.”
“Executive capitalistic greed.”
September 29, 2023 at 2:05 AM
“Please explain this gap in your resume.”
We are the Universe given breath and form, with only a brief and fortunate moment in eternity to glimpse our own existence. Life is too precious a gift to squander on meaningless unending toil. Please explain why there are no gaps in YOUR resume?
We are the Universe given breath and form, with only a brief and fortunate moment in eternity to glimpse our own existence. Life is too precious a gift to squander on meaningless unending toil. Please explain why there are no gaps in YOUR resume?
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What did bed bugs do before beds were invented?
September 29, 2023 at 4:02 AM
What did bed bugs do before beds were invented?
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A set of three 5x7” oils of the Pomfret, CT countryside. Finished today and all available!
September 23, 2023 at 2:20 AM
A set of three 5x7” oils of the Pomfret, CT countryside. Finished today and all available!
What actor’s facial expression in a movie will stay with you for the rest of your life?
September 17, 2023 at 4:13 AM
What actor’s facial expression in a movie will stay with you for the rest of your life?
Our sweet Mamie. Abandoned as a puppy, she quickly became the hilarious, playful heart of our home and helped us heal after losing our beloved old bulldog. 🐾🖤 #LabMix #PawWork @darthbluesky.bsky.social
September 14, 2023 at 4:43 PM
Our sweet Mamie. Abandoned as a puppy, she quickly became the hilarious, playful heart of our home and helped us heal after losing our beloved old bulldog. 🐾🖤 #LabMix #PawWork @darthbluesky.bsky.social
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You can try using skeet.labnotes.org to find your Twitter follows here.
September 13, 2023 at 1:56 AM
You can try using skeet.labnotes.org to find your Twitter follows here.
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When I know that plans will be canceled through no fault of mine
September 13, 2023 at 2:35 AM
When I know that plans will be canceled through no fault of mine
Our sweet girl Stilly likes to hide out next to the sofa in hopes I’ll have a little treat for her (in between all the other snacks she gets). 💗🐾
September 11, 2023 at 4:01 PM
Our sweet girl Stilly likes to hide out next to the sofa in hopes I’ll have a little treat for her (in between all the other snacks she gets). 💗🐾
Reskeet with a tweet you still think about
September 11, 2023 at 3:20 AM
Reskeet with a tweet you still think about
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After a while the things that make you cry stop working. It’s like how your tolerance levels go up like after you drink too much or do too much of a certain type of drug and it takes more to get the job done. www.welcometohellworld.com/having-had-e...
September 8, 2023 at 5:03 PM
After a while the things that make you cry stop working. It’s like how your tolerance levels go up like after you drink too much or do too much of a certain type of drug and it takes more to get the job done. www.welcometohellworld.com/having-had-e...
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You invite me to your Love Shack, and then you tell me to bring my jukebox money. That's pretty tacky.
September 6, 2023 at 2:35 AM
You invite me to your Love Shack, and then you tell me to bring my jukebox money. That's pretty tacky.
No place I’d rather be. 💚🏡
September 2, 2023 at 1:26 AM
No place I’d rather be. 💚🏡