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JP Bradley
@jpbradley.bsky.social
Talk more roll less. Ennie nominated TTRPG designer. Writer of small fictions. Pancreatitis and coma survivor. Fond of cats. He/him. Enquiries: the.jp.bradley at gmail

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Hi ya'll, just a quick introduction: I'm JP.

I'm an ennie nominated TTRPG designer producing pieces in Sin and Shadow Operations for Spire: The City Must Fall. I am also a freelance writer of fantasy and science fiction.

Nice to meet you all.
Breakin' outta jail! (we all perished)
November 27, 2025 at 12:19 AM
BREAKIN THA LAW BREAKIN THA LAW DUN DUN!
November 26, 2025 at 11:02 PM
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Chris is a remarkably generous author, you know. Season Pass holders are getting a *lot* of extras, including a Fermi's Wake TTRPG scenario!
If you've already bought the Fermi's Wake Season Pass from @scarletferret.com, you will be able to download the omnibus e-book automatically as soon as it's available - and if you buy it now, you will be able to immediately enjoy Fermi's Wake in novella form.

BUT WAIT! THERE'S MORE!
ANNOUNCEMENT
January 15th marks five years since the Fermi flew off into space in Dyson's Fear, destroying the Earth
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To celebrate I'm releasing Fermi's Wake in paperback and omnibus e-book!

Pre-order the ebook here:
www.amazon.co.uk/gp/product/B...

Or here!:
scarletferret.com/books/fermis...
November 26, 2025 at 10:53 AM
CSI Coney Island office, Int. Day.
Det.Sgt. Manne: Nine is enough for a posse...
Dr. Object, boobily reaching for the DSM-5:
November 26, 2025 at 10:37 AM
Good question: The Cougar.
November 26, 2025 at 10:22 AM
Introduce yourself with four spaceships.
November 26, 2025 at 6:37 AM
"What if AI is about to become people but the bubble bursts?" They say with the same energy as "What if that aborted baby grew up to cure cancer?"

Maybe start with caring about people who are already conscious and crying out for help.
can’t fucking catch a breath

make it stop
November 25, 2025 at 11:58 PM
The Prowler here is representative of how I feel about Star Citizen as a whole: Ignoring bugs it's technically impressive, fun to play, aesthetically gorgeous and even better with friends.

BUT

There's no escaping the price for anything above baseline, like the Prowler, is simply too much.
November 25, 2025 at 11:21 AM
I think about the problems of every country whose cuisine I eat, that's why every morning after my beans on toast I nail myself to a cross so everyone knows how sorry I am.

Now you might be thinking; how does your fella get the last nail in? If you're truly sorry enough you find a way.
November 25, 2025 at 10:51 AM
There's plenty of responses to this where a guy falls for a conventionally attractive woman framed as a monster, or a who who a monster who is disguised to trick men, neither of which is representative of these stories.

I'm not happy I can't name one either, but that's kinda the point.
Has this pairing ever been flipped? Where a man falls in love with a monster?
November 24, 2025 at 3:43 PM
And it's not even the weirdest thing in Highlander 2.
It's not stranger than fiction. This is the plot of Highlander fucking 2.
A 25-person startup is developing technology to block the sun and turn down the planet’s thermostat.

The stakes are huge — and the company and its critics say regulations need to catch up.

Read more: politi.co/4iaojIc
November 24, 2025 at 7:13 AM
I did eventually manage to get my ship, and after navigating two wrecks at the mouth of my hangar, got it out to do some bounties.
November 23, 2025 at 11:30 PM
How is my evening going?

I present a story in 4 parts.
November 23, 2025 at 8:46 PM
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Alright! Let's actually talk about this waterfall thing. It is an amazing showcase of many things that I adore from late 90s/early 2000s graphics.
I am replicating this in Blender through mere observation, so some things might not be fully accurate to the mind-boggling effects of the PS1.
November 22, 2025 at 3:12 AM
It's apparently Alien day in Star Citizen's airshow event so I'm going to pop on later and crash a Talon a couple of dozen times.
November 23, 2025 at 2:39 PM
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Turns out everyone got Raptured to Star Citizen.
November 22, 2025 at 2:05 PM
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November 21, 2025 at 5:55 AM
Turns out everyone got Raptured to Star Citizen.
November 22, 2025 at 2:05 PM
Having my birthday at new years is a pain because I have to plan now for a party that is really a footnote in everyone else's plans.

I might just knock it on the head this year.
November 21, 2025 at 7:33 PM
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Cool free stuff alert: They're giving away the base version of Warhammer: Vermintide 2 this weekend.

Really good co-op first-person brawler about the world's most dysfunctional friend group fighting through the ratpocalypse.

There's some decent DLC but they've added a LOT for free over the years.
Save 100% on Warhammer: Vermintide 2 on Steam
The critically acclaimed Vermintide 2 is a visually stunning and groundbreaking melee action game pushing the boundaries of the first person co-op genre. Join the fight now!
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November 21, 2025 at 6:10 PM
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Jennifer English realizing she's a lesbian and falling in love with one of her mocap directors (Aliona Baranova) over the course of making BG3 and seeing all the queer folks embracing Shadowheart and the impact the game had is genuinely one of the best stories in game production in a long time
Congrats to Jennifer English for winning the Best Lead Performer award at the 2025 #GoldenJoystickAwards!

And her acceptance speech about queer joy was a love letter to @aliona.bsky.social 🥹🌈
November 21, 2025 at 1:55 AM
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From November 20th to December 3rd Star Citizen is having an event where you can play for free and also check out some free ships, so I am thinking of jumping back on it because my friend assures me it's more stable.

Are any of my mutuals interested in playing? We could plan some get togethers.
November 20, 2025 at 12:59 PM
I have brought dishonour to my family, I only visited the salad bar twice.
Get jealous plebs; your boy is oft to the Harvester 🎉😎🎉
November 20, 2025 at 10:13 PM
Uh, Peter? What is this?
Ladies and gentlemen, amazing things are happening over on twitter
November 20, 2025 at 10:12 PM
Get jealous plebs; your boy is oft to the Harvester 🎉😎🎉
November 20, 2025 at 6:05 PM