breezy
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Thicker and more absorbent than the next leading brand.
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your very existence is troubling, enraging, and distracting as hell for some of the shittiest people on earth so no, i’m afraid you may not kill yourself rn
January 11, 2026 at 5:27 PM
your very existence is troubling, enraging, and distracting as hell for some of the shittiest people on earth so no, i’m afraid you may not kill yourself rn
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Some more brilliant satire I think - I'd been circling the Ngorongoro Crater for about three hours and didn't see a single zebra
Microsoft Flight Simulator 2024 has turned our local primary school into a department store, absolutely cracking satire
January 7, 2026 at 8:11 PM
Some more brilliant satire I think - I'd been circling the Ngorongoro Crater for about three hours and didn't see a single zebra
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“why are you still on twitter” -> whiny, makes you sound like a scold
“oh you post on the pedophile app” -> makes them sound like a pedophile
“oh you post on the pedophile app” -> makes them sound like a pedophile
January 5, 2026 at 7:47 PM
“why are you still on twitter” -> whiny, makes you sound like a scold
“oh you post on the pedophile app” -> makes them sound like a pedophile
“oh you post on the pedophile app” -> makes them sound like a pedophile
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"international law must be followed" is european for "thoughts and prayers"
January 3, 2026 at 2:08 PM
"international law must be followed" is european for "thoughts and prayers"
People are calling AI exactly what it is, in at least how its second-rate eeriness pervades online social spaces. The call for a new equilibrium is just an affront to critical thought
I'm also not sure your average AI user ever had problems with 'cognitive amplification'
I'm also not sure your average AI user ever had problems with 'cognitive amplification'
Microsoft CEO Satya Nadella says people should move beyond calling AI 'slop'
"We need to get beyond the arguments of slop vs sophistication and develop a new equilibrium ... that accounts for humans being equipped with these new cognitive amplifier tools as we relate to each other"
"We need to get beyond the arguments of slop vs sophistication and develop a new equilibrium ... that accounts for humans being equipped with these new cognitive amplifier tools as we relate to each other"
January 3, 2026 at 9:02 AM
People are calling AI exactly what it is, in at least how its second-rate eeriness pervades online social spaces. The call for a new equilibrium is just an affront to critical thought
I'm also not sure your average AI user ever had problems with 'cognitive amplification'
I'm also not sure your average AI user ever had problems with 'cognitive amplification'
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Instead of talking to chat gpt all day, kids should be learning about the original A.I. - Albert Inestein
December 30, 2025 at 2:26 PM
Instead of talking to chat gpt all day, kids should be learning about the original A.I. - Albert Inestein
Have a new year! Hope you have a new one x
January 1, 2026 at 1:21 AM
Have a new year! Hope you have a new one x
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orcas have the chance to do the funniest thing
December 31, 2025 at 5:25 PM
orcas have the chance to do the funniest thing
Not directly Googling something you want to find but instead Googling something related to it so you can kind of hunt for it a bit yourself just to feel something
December 30, 2025 at 7:56 PM
Not directly Googling something you want to find but instead Googling something related to it so you can kind of hunt for it a bit yourself just to feel something
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One of the best to ever do it
December 30, 2025 at 2:09 PM
One of the best to ever do it
Microsoft Flight Simulator 2024 has turned our local primary school into a department store, absolutely cracking satire
December 27, 2025 at 1:16 PM
Microsoft Flight Simulator 2024 has turned our local primary school into a department store, absolutely cracking satire
If I even have a hint of an inkling about what day of the week it is for the next couple of weeks I will vomit my soul out
December 26, 2025 at 7:36 PM
If I even have a hint of an inkling about what day of the week it is for the next couple of weeks I will vomit my soul out
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(daft punk One More Time voice) Auld Lang Syne
December 26, 2025 at 3:39 PM
(daft punk One More Time voice) Auld Lang Syne
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Here for those interested is the answer to my most frequently asked question of 2025 (and every other year till I die). I'll keep trying for a new set. MERRY BLOODY CHRISTMAS.
www.youtube.com/watch?v=3Mwj...
www.youtube.com/watch?v=3Mwj...
🎄 Christmas Special 2025 – No More Jockeys with Alex Horne, Tim Key + Mark Watson
YouTube video by No More Jockeys
www.youtube.com
December 25, 2025 at 10:25 AM
Here for those interested is the answer to my most frequently asked question of 2025 (and every other year till I die). I'll keep trying for a new set. MERRY BLOODY CHRISTMAS.
www.youtube.com/watch?v=3Mwj...
www.youtube.com/watch?v=3Mwj...
Average list of levels in any Tony Hawk game:
Factory
School 7
Toronto
Osaka
Saragossa
The Void
Mausoleum at Halicarnassus
Fomalhaut b
Tony Hawk
The Concept of Skateboarding Itself
Factory
School 7
Toronto
Osaka
Saragossa
The Void
Mausoleum at Halicarnassus
Fomalhaut b
Tony Hawk
The Concept of Skateboarding Itself
December 24, 2025 at 4:36 PM
Average list of levels in any Tony Hawk game:
Factory
School 7
Toronto
Osaka
Saragossa
The Void
Mausoleum at Halicarnassus
Fomalhaut b
Tony Hawk
The Concept of Skateboarding Itself
Factory
School 7
Toronto
Osaka
Saragossa
The Void
Mausoleum at Halicarnassus
Fomalhaut b
Tony Hawk
The Concept of Skateboarding Itself
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Just watched the best Christmas movie ever
December 23, 2025 at 10:30 PM
Just watched the best Christmas movie ever
Trying to manifest something.
December 24, 2025 at 12:08 PM
Trying to manifest something.
Beat Tomba 2 for the first time (...ever?) yesterday!
I took these screenshots almost reflexively, I'm not sure why.
I took these screenshots almost reflexively, I'm not sure why.
December 23, 2025 at 3:50 PM
Beat Tomba 2 for the first time (...ever?) yesterday!
I took these screenshots almost reflexively, I'm not sure why.
I took these screenshots almost reflexively, I'm not sure why.
I now have official custodianship of the fact that, according to the Vatican, the greatest pop album of all time is Revolver by the Beatles. Pursuing tattoo options.
December 23, 2025 at 3:01 PM
I now have official custodianship of the fact that, according to the Vatican, the greatest pop album of all time is Revolver by the Beatles. Pursuing tattoo options.
My hair needs to stop looking so uncharacteristically feasible on day of trim.
December 22, 2025 at 7:47 AM
My hair needs to stop looking so uncharacteristically feasible on day of trim.
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"The grinch who stole christmas" really buries the lede. the fellow gave it back. and his heart grew 3 sizes, which is a medical miracle
December 21, 2025 at 7:00 PM
"The grinch who stole christmas" really buries the lede. the fellow gave it back. and his heart grew 3 sizes, which is a medical miracle
The ultimate cosy fit.
December 21, 2025 at 10:12 AM
The ultimate cosy fit.
The unstoppable rolling your sleeves up, and the immovable having your sleeves down (I am constantly uncomfortable)
December 21, 2025 at 7:34 AM
The unstoppable rolling your sleeves up, and the immovable having your sleeves down (I am constantly uncomfortable)