Joe Smithe
@jpthesmithe.bsky.social
Chronically unconventional
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Cyberinfrastructure Engineer at the Great Lakes Observing System
Opines mine
jpTheSmithe.com
Cyberinfrastructure Engineer at the Great Lakes Observing System
Opines mine
Oh, like my teenage years. “Why can’t we/are we do/doing some good/awful thing?” “National Security” responded Bush/Cheney/Rummy
Why does Trump want Greenland? “National security.”
Why should Trump’s ballroom vanity project proceed? “National security.”
Why is Trump killing the wind energy industry? “National security.”
Why does Trump hate the New York Times? “National security.”
The pattern is ... not subtle.
Why should Trump’s ballroom vanity project proceed? “National security.”
Why is Trump killing the wind energy industry? “National security.”
Why does Trump hate the New York Times? “National security.”
The pattern is ... not subtle.
For the White House, ‘national security’ is becoming the answer to every question
Donald Trump and his team have a go-to tactic intended to shut down debate over their goals. It's not working.
www.ms.now
December 23, 2025 at 4:05 PM
Oh, like my teenage years. “Why can’t we/are we do/doing some good/awful thing?” “National Security” responded Bush/Cheney/Rummy
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It’s the “season of love and giving”…but this year, doesn’t it seem more like a “season of fear and taking”? Like many of you, I’ve been saddened by the human impact of draconian government budget cuts and how angry many housed Americans are at unhoused Americans.
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December 21, 2025 at 2:51 AM
It’s the “season of love and giving”…but this year, doesn’t it seem more like a “season of fear and taking”? Like many of you, I’ve been saddened by the human impact of draconian government budget cuts and how angry many housed Americans are at unhoused Americans.
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I was thinking a similar build across the road from the old Circus Bar had a smoke alarm go off from smoky cooking a decade ago… then flipped through the pics and went holy god… that’s grotesque
I've never lived so close to a What Are We Even Doing Here real estate listing, and I am here, gifting you this experience, make sure to open the pictures
www.redfin.com/MI/Ann-Arbor...
www.redfin.com/MI/Ann-Arbor...
414 S Main St #10, Ann Arbor, MI 48104 - 3 beds/3.5 baths
(SW Michigan MLS) For Sale: 3 beds, 3.5 baths ∙ 5000 sq. ft. ∙ 414 S Main St #10, Ann Arbor, MI 48104 ∙ $7,000,000 ∙ MLS# 25062388 ∙ This Downtown Ann Arbor penthouse stands among the finest residence...
www.redfin.com
December 21, 2025 at 5:45 AM
I was thinking a similar build across the road from the old Circus Bar had a smoke alarm go off from smoky cooking a decade ago… then flipped through the pics and went holy god… that’s grotesque
I don’t want this to get lost in the holidaze. Urgent situation developing for our transgender brothers and sisters. If you have energy or resources to spare, please help where you can. Thank you: www.metafilter.com/211512/Cruel...
Cruel and Unconstitutional Attacks on Trans Youth and Their Families
We will not rest until the rights of transgender youth to live authentically and access the care they need are fully protected.
www.metafilter.com
December 20, 2025 at 10:59 PM
I don’t want this to get lost in the holidaze. Urgent situation developing for our transgender brothers and sisters. If you have energy or resources to spare, please help where you can. Thank you: www.metafilter.com/211512/Cruel...
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KIMMEL: “Maybe we’ll get lucky and in a few years he’ll leave us for a younger, hotter country.”
@jimmykimmel.com
@jimmykimmel.com
December 20, 2025 at 2:44 PM
KIMMEL: “Maybe we’ll get lucky and in a few years he’ll leave us for a younger, hotter country.”
@jimmykimmel.com
@jimmykimmel.com
Appropriately the AI Rose Bowl this year
December 20, 2025 at 5:31 PM
Appropriately the AI Rose Bowl this year
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it’s not even a sacrifice, it’s like a Free Gift With Purchase
July 26, 2025 at 4:01 PM
it’s not even a sacrifice, it’s like a Free Gift With Purchase
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I chuckle a bit when I hear someone pronounce “vehicle” clearly like “vee hickle”.
December 19, 2025 at 1:54 AM
I chuckle a bit when I hear someone pronounce “vehicle” clearly like “vee hickle”.
Wait… am I going to have to use Opera now since Firefox is getting doused with AI?
December 17, 2025 at 2:38 AM
Wait… am I going to have to use Opera now since Firefox is getting doused with AI?
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I am begging athletes who win a big game to understand that God has no interest in sports and did not have any influence one way or another over your victory.
December 7, 2025 at 4:29 AM
I am begging athletes who win a big game to understand that God has no interest in sports and did not have any influence one way or another over your victory.
Likewise, gotta keep the head up somehow
December 8, 2025 at 12:04 AM
Likewise, gotta keep the head up somehow
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“And then they made him a fake trophy because he kept whining and moaning and wouldn’t STFU.”
December 6, 2025 at 4:06 AM
“And then they made him a fake trophy because he kept whining and moaning and wouldn’t STFU.”
For reference: 2023 Michigan Big 10 Championship win was 26-0 against Iowa. 2025 gives us a proper battle comparatively. Nothing terribly clean here
December 7, 2025 at 3:42 AM
For reference: 2023 Michigan Big 10 Championship win was 26-0 against Iowa. 2025 gives us a proper battle comparatively. Nothing terribly clean here
Saline Holiday Parade 2025. The ‘float’ that frankly makes it all worth it (also Harry’s Auto).
December 7, 2025 at 12:16 AM
Saline Holiday Parade 2025. The ‘float’ that frankly makes it all worth it (also Harry’s Auto).
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Oh no, we can't loose the strict adherence to traditional ideas of gender and sexuality that the Looney Tunes cartoons were so famous for.
December 6, 2025 at 12:03 AM
Oh no, we can't loose the strict adherence to traditional ideas of gender and sexuality that the Looney Tunes cartoons were so famous for.
Vaccines cause adulthood
December 6, 2025 at 6:28 AM
Vaccines cause adulthood
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We need more of this, and if you know anyone in KZoo, let them know to start a recall campaign or something against John Gisler. His statement at the end if this article is awful. www.mlive.com/news/kalamaz...
Housing declared a ‘public health crisis’ by Michigan county
“I have (students) who are sleeping in tents who can’t shower regularly who are trying to make it to class,” one commissioner said.
www.mlive.com
December 4, 2025 at 4:15 AM
We need more of this, and if you know anyone in KZoo, let them know to start a recall campaign or something against John Gisler. His statement at the end if this article is awful. www.mlive.com/news/kalamaz...
Yup, 2023 will be the last good season we’ll see out of Michigan for a while, I bet…
#SacreBleu
#SacreBleu
November 29, 2025 at 8:27 PM
Yup, 2023 will be the last good season we’ll see out of Michigan for a while, I bet…
#SacreBleu
#SacreBleu
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![Comic. Panels up to the 10-year point are grayed out. New panels since the Ten Years comic, which chronicles the first ten years of PERSON 1's journey with cancer: (1) [two people in bed] PERSON 1 (woman): One more chapter? PERSON 2 (man): Don’t we both have to get up early? PERSON 1: Nnnnnggggh PERSON 2: Sure, good point. (2) [many people wearing masks, walking while looking at graphs on their phones] (3) [birds landing on people] PERSON 2 in beanie and scarf: Hah! They like *my* seeds best. PERSON 1 in scarf holding phone with a bird sitting on it: Wait, how do I take a picture of this one? (4) [two people rowing boats with tree landscape] (5) [Person 1 carries overflowing stack of things to Person 2 in bed] PERSON 1: I brought you honey lemon tea, more pillows, a cinnamon roll, Tylenol, another blanket, a– PERSON 2: It was just Appendicitis, I’m really– PERSON 1: *It is my turn to take care of you and I am going to do it right!* (6) [Two people in car] (7) [still in car) PERSON 1: Oh my god. PERSON 2: Oh my god. (8) [car driving] PERSON 1: Pull over! PERSON 2: I am! (9) [both people get out of car] (10) [Large colored panel of aurora borealis over water with both people looking on] (11) [Person 1 sits against tree while Person 2 lies on the ground] PERSON 1: Fifteen years. No sign of the cancer. (12) I *am* having some weird symptoms. Joint pain. Fatigue. I think I’m losing my close-up vision. PERSON 2: Yeah. Me too. (13) PERSON 2: I think we’re getting old. (14) PERSON 1: I guess that’s okay. PERSON 2: It’s all I wanted.](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:cz73r7iyiqn26upot4jtjdhk/bafkreihwhjblp5lyiwp63ouar7ocfea7evmckytoeo7rkfuoo4gw5rnrra@jpeg)
November 26, 2025 at 10:32 PM
An apparent copy of the storm I posted about roughly a month ago… this time with higher winds, ice, and snow. Waves have also been modeled (NOAA Wave Watch 3 pictured in the map layer) and observed both by instrument and folks on the ground.
November 27, 2025 at 1:29 AM
An apparent copy of the storm I posted about roughly a month ago… this time with higher winds, ice, and snow. Waves have also been modeled (NOAA Wave Watch 3 pictured in the map layer) and observed both by instrument and folks on the ground.