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@jrey.bsky.social
I honestly don’t know why people follow me; don’t…you could be wasting your time on someone much more interesting than I am. Besides, I’m only here for the show. 🍿

#FYMM

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I said it many times – Ruben Amorim is not the answer the #inflexiblegit that he is.

It’s only been (2) games, and #manutd are still a bit – shit, but Michael Carrick was been impressive in those (2) games collecting back-to-back wins over City and Arsenal.
Arsenal vs Manchester United - live score, predicted lineups and H2H stats
Arsenal vs Manchester United on Sun, Jan 25, 2026, 16:30 UTC. Check live results, H2H, match stats, lineups, player ratings, insights, team forms, shotmap, and highlights.
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January 25, 2026 at 6:54 PM
Live Updates: Trump Drops Tariff Threat Over Greenland After Assailing Europe www.nytimes.com/live/2026/01...

Of course he did because he’s a #chickenshit. #tacogonnataco #taco
Live Updates: Trump Drops Tariff Threat Over Greenland After Assailing Europe
www.nytimes.com
January 21, 2026 at 9:31 PM
Hey @support.bsky.team, @bsky.app – Email for 2FA, really? Why? Can we get a better, more secure form of 2FA, like app generated 2FA codes?
December 8, 2025 at 1:03 AM
Flock “security systems” hacked?!? I’m shocked…I mean, who could’ve seen this coming?

tcrn.ch/4nEE9Mt

#morons



Flock “security systems” hacked?!? I’m shocked…I mean, who could’ve seen this coming?
Lawmakers say stolen police logins are exposing Flock surveillance cameras to hackers | TechCrunch
Flock said around 3% of its law enforcement customers do not use multi-factor authentication, potentially exposing dozens of law enforcement agency accounts open to compromise and improper access.
techcrunch.com
November 4, 2025 at 12:19 AM
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What he said: 💯 🎯
November 1, 2025 at 6:55 PM
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October 22, 2025 at 8:25 PM
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“We can give $20 billion to Argentina but we can’t afford the CDC’s measles experts” is a hell of an argument
October 11, 2025 at 7:03 PM
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Helpful
October 8, 2025 at 6:38 PM
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September 24, 2025 at 10:29 PM
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Donald Trump is way less popular than he wants you to believe.

And you are significantly more powerful than he wants you to think.
September 20, 2025 at 2:40 PM
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ICE isn't "deporting" immigrants, it is kidnapping them.

DOGE isn't "fixing" the government, it is dismantling it.

#Trump isn't "helping" Americans, he is retaliating against them.

Pam Bondi isn't "upholding" the Constitution, she is ignoring it.
#FuckTrump
April 10, 2025 at 3:47 AM
@gruber.foo – is it me, or are iOS and watchOS 26 the worst aesthetic updates Apple has put out…I’m usually a fan and I didn’t even mind iOS 7 if we’re being honest. However, no longer hiding message summaries on watch or obliterating the look of increased contrast in iOS to name a few issues…
September 20, 2025 at 1:52 AM
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Don’t invite me anywhere last minute. I enjoy doing nothing so I need to know ahead of time if my plan to do nothing needs to be changed.
September 13, 2025 at 8:46 PM
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If you ask me things could be going better these days
September 10, 2025 at 6:59 PM
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Sen. Ruben Gallego: "Today we had a chance to stand with the brave men and women who made the ultimate sacrifice for this country in uniform. Ashli Babbitt is not that. She is a traitor. She will be a traitor. She died a traitor."
September 10, 2025 at 6:29 PM
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Holy shit…You can’t make this up: a plane is circling Soldier Field before the Bears home opener with a banner that reads—

“HEY ICE, MASKS ARE FOR CUCKS.”

Also the trolling is incredible for those that told us to stop wearing masks during the pandemic.
September 9, 2025 at 12:18 AM
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Friday's Thought -
September 5, 2025 at 2:26 PM
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On The Day It Finally Happens
YouTube video by Malört & Savior - Topic
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August 30, 2025 at 4:47 AM
“Ruben Amorim says ‘something has to change’ after Manchester United loss at Grimsby”

You don’t say.

nyti.ms/4lN5cEo
Ruben Amorim says ‘something has to change’ after Manchester United loss at Grimsby
After an epic penalty shootout, Grimsby advanced to the third round with a 12-11 victory after misses from Cunha and Mbeumo.
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August 27, 2025 at 11:54 PM
Reported: “Amorim has a 36% win rate w/MANUTD.

Sit a/that for a minute.

Thirty. Six. Percent. Win. Rate.

Rod, tell him what he’s won…that’s right Bob…Amorim IS statistically/officially MANUTDs #worst manager.

Period.

Stats and results don’t lie.

#sackamorim
#rubenamorimisnottheanswer
August 27, 2025 at 9:41 PM
#amorimisnottheanswer

The #coward couldn’t bare to watch his pathetic team compete against a 4th PLACE LEAGUE TWO team – Grimsby Town in penalty kicks. Sat in the dugout and stared at the ground… #sackamorim

Amorim couldn’t lead his way out of a wet paper bag.

#sackamorim
#amorimisnottheanswer
August 27, 2025 at 9:36 PM
A man — out of his depth, frantically rearranging his tactics board trying to figure out how coaching works.

#pathetic
#sackamorim
#ratcliffeout
August 27, 2025 at 8:26 PM
So, one of the “rules” for for a goalkeeper in football (soccer) is:

YOU DON’T GIVE UP GOALS TO THE NEAR POST!

#noodlehandsonana doesn’t know that.

Grimsby Town (4th place League Two team) lead MANUTD 1-0 after the 22nd minute in the Carabao Cup.

I’ll repeat myself: Amorim is not the answer.
August 27, 2025 at 7:31 PM
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I am sickened by the relentless demonisation of refugees.

No refugee underfunded a school.

No refugee closed a hospital.

No refugee took away support from the sick and disabled.

We need solutions not scapegoats. Stop blaming refugees and tax the rich instead!
August 27, 2025 at 9:11 AM
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August 27, 2025 at 11:34 AM