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Edible High Elf
November 27, 2025 at 5:00 AM
Edible High Elf
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“I pressed attack just for shits and giggles, and Banjo threw a jinjo at her. After 6 Jinjos were thrown, the screen faded again. Now it showed an image of 6 Jinjos lying on the ground, most of them dead, others injured.”
November 26, 2025 at 10:19 PM
“I pressed attack just for shits and giggles, and Banjo threw a jinjo at her. After 6 Jinjos were thrown, the screen faded again. Now it showed an image of 6 Jinjos lying on the ground, most of them dead, others injured.”
this ricochet pen actually tastes like baja it's so fucked
November 26, 2025 at 9:38 PM
this ricochet pen actually tastes like baja it's so fucked
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learning polyphia did music for 2xko is so vindicating, i have long thought that tim henson applies his extremely sexual talents towards the kind of evil generally left reserved for like, john mayer
November 26, 2025 at 5:24 PM
learning polyphia did music for 2xko is so vindicating, i have long thought that tim henson applies his extremely sexual talents towards the kind of evil generally left reserved for like, john mayer
i hate thanksgiving not only because i hate america but also because i do not fuck with turkey in any capacity
November 26, 2025 at 8:16 PM
i hate thanksgiving not only because i hate america but also because i do not fuck with turkey in any capacity
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Netsuke of a Rat Grasping a Soybean Pod, 19th century Japan
November 26, 2025 at 3:28 PM
Netsuke of a Rat Grasping a Soybean Pod, 19th century Japan
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jessies girl is an ntr anthem
November 26, 2025 at 3:35 PM
jessies girl is an ntr anthem
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Dreyer’s Raiders Crunch (1995-1996): Vanilla ice cream loaded with chocolate-covered pecans and swirls of both fudge and caramel. Released to celebrate the Raiders return to Oakland after playing in LA for the previous 12 seasons.
November 26, 2025 at 3:03 PM
Dreyer’s Raiders Crunch (1995-1996): Vanilla ice cream loaded with chocolate-covered pecans and swirls of both fudge and caramel. Released to celebrate the Raiders return to Oakland after playing in LA for the previous 12 seasons.
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Throw Down or Throw Up
November 26, 2025 at 1:24 AM
Throw Down or Throw Up
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if you are doordashing a mattress from mattress firm you are a fucking terrorist
November 26, 2025 at 3:47 AM
if you are doordashing a mattress from mattress firm you are a fucking terrorist
i was thinking about it last night showing noah ode to mark taylor but there's probably a dude in mainland china who learned english by watching that video on repeat
November 25, 2025 at 5:05 PM
i was thinking about it last night showing noah ode to mark taylor but there's probably a dude in mainland china who learned english by watching that video on repeat
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To commemorate the Year of the Dog in 2006, Neopets collaborated with Pepsi and had a ton of on-site advertising. There was also a Chinese-exclusive sweepstakes, where 500 lucky winners received a dark blue Gelert plushie with a Pepsi logo on its collar.
#obscuregames #neopets #videogames #y2k
#obscuregames #neopets #videogames #y2k
November 25, 2025 at 12:01 AM
To commemorate the Year of the Dog in 2006, Neopets collaborated with Pepsi and had a ton of on-site advertising. There was also a Chinese-exclusive sweepstakes, where 500 lucky winners received a dark blue Gelert plushie with a Pepsi logo on its collar.
#obscuregames #neopets #videogames #y2k
#obscuregames #neopets #videogames #y2k
roddy vs fletcher got me moaning
November 25, 2025 at 3:18 AM
roddy vs fletcher got me moaning
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real as fuck for this
August 20, 2025 at 12:21 AM
real as fuck for this
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Game: Yoshi ‘s cinema adventure
Console: Nintendo DS
Created by: foxie07
Uploaded on: November 23rd, 2008
Console: Nintendo DS
Created by: foxie07
Uploaded on: November 23rd, 2008
November 25, 2025 at 1:00 AM
Game: Yoshi ‘s cinema adventure
Console: Nintendo DS
Created by: foxie07
Uploaded on: November 23rd, 2008
Console: Nintendo DS
Created by: foxie07
Uploaded on: November 23rd, 2008
smoking on the shit that made the beetleborgs big and bad
November 25, 2025 at 12:58 AM
smoking on the shit that made the beetleborgs big and bad
the car dealership lobby is so cool i just saw a heavyset dude walking around with the spongebob fit verbatim complete with the squeaky shoes
November 24, 2025 at 11:32 PM
the car dealership lobby is so cool i just saw a heavyset dude walking around with the spongebob fit verbatim complete with the squeaky shoes
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Man Who Thought Fleetwood Mac’s ‘The Chain’ Was Over In For Thrill Of His Fucking Life https://theonion.com/man-who-thought-fleetwood-macs-the-chain-was-over-in-for-thrill-of-his-fucking-life/
November 24, 2025 at 9:30 PM
Man Who Thought Fleetwood Mac’s ‘The Chain’ Was Over In For Thrill Of His Fucking Life https://theonion.com/man-who-thought-fleetwood-macs-the-chain-was-over-in-for-thrill-of-his-fucking-life/
i miss the bogdanoffs im so glad they were somehow antivaxxers while looking like that
November 24, 2025 at 10:49 PM
i miss the bogdanoffs im so glad they were somehow antivaxxers while looking like that
fuck trump bro
November 24, 2025 at 10:32 PM
fuck trump bro
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