Only for the realest of the real.
December 4, 2025 at 5:17 AM
Only for the realest of the real.
There’s never enough time.
October 31, 2025 at 6:05 PM
There’s never enough time.
Professionally, I’m James Harden on the 76ers.
October 30, 2025 at 2:57 AM
Professionally, I’m James Harden on the 76ers.
I would like to break @jd-vance-1.bsky.social’s orbital bone for charity. All proceeds benefit Ohio mothers recovering from substance abuse who also abandoned their shitty sons.
October 19, 2025 at 3:44 PM
I would like to break @jd-vance-1.bsky.social’s orbital bone for charity. All proceeds benefit Ohio mothers recovering from substance abuse who also abandoned their shitty sons.
“So if you’re wondering about the shape I’m in, I hope it ain’t my abdomen that you’re referring to.”
October 15, 2025 at 6:56 PM
“So if you’re wondering about the shape I’m in, I hope it ain’t my abdomen that you’re referring to.”
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I actually did vote for everything to get more expensive, dangerous, and stupid, and I feel extremely represented right now
June 23, 2025 at 3:54 PM
I actually did vote for everything to get more expensive, dangerous, and stupid, and I feel extremely represented right now
Depression was the original Ozempic.
October 8, 2025 at 2:29 PM
Depression was the original Ozempic.
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i don't mean to single out baseball fans here, because you see this in lots of fan communities, but in certain corners people talk as though baseball is real. they think all the players are real people and the stadiums are places you can actually visit. to each their own, but that cannot be healthy
September 29, 2025 at 6:24 PM
i don't mean to single out baseball fans here, because you see this in lots of fan communities, but in certain corners people talk as though baseball is real. they think all the players are real people and the stadiums are places you can actually visit. to each their own, but that cannot be healthy
We need unity more than ever. Adam Carolla, a lonely nation turns its eyes to you.
September 18, 2025 at 2:52 PM
We need unity more than ever. Adam Carolla, a lonely nation turns its eyes to you.
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It’s possible the Philadelphia Eagles do NOT repeat as Super Bowl champs.
September 5, 2025 at 1:07 AM
It’s possible the Philadelphia Eagles do NOT repeat as Super Bowl champs.
It’s lit. 🟣⚪️🔴🟡
At the college football game in Dublin, Ireland. Doing the surrender cobra and having the time of my life.
August 23, 2025 at 6:53 PM
It’s lit. 🟣⚪️🔴🟡
All my apes back!
As the AI bubble starts to burst, I am hoping the tech and finance worlds can focus on the true future of technology: buying and selling digital pictures of apes in funny outfits for several hundred thousand dollars
August 21, 2025 at 5:05 PM
All my apes back!
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When someone asks why you watch the CFL, tell them this:
July 31, 2025 at 11:57 PM
When someone asks why you watch the CFL, tell them this:
Let’s say for the sake of argument, that water levels around the world rise by five or 10 feet over the next 100 years. And it puts all the low-lying areas on the coast underwater. Let’s say all of that happens. You think the people aren’t just going to sell their homes and move?
The Pacific island nation of Tuvalu could be submerged in 25 years due to rising sea levels, so a plan is being implemented to relocate its population to Australia. It's the the first-ever planned migration of an entire country.
Read more: www.wired.com/story/the-fi...
Read more: www.wired.com/story/the-fi...
July 29, 2025 at 7:45 PM
Let’s say for the sake of argument, that water levels around the world rise by five or 10 feet over the next 100 years. And it puts all the low-lying areas on the coast underwater. Let’s say all of that happens. You think the people aren’t just going to sell their homes and move?
It’s always the loudmouths that can’t count
July 16, 2025 at 1:10 PM
It’s always the loudmouths that can’t count
Breakthrough Shakur Stevenson performance? 🥊
July 13, 2025 at 2:04 AM
Breakthrough Shakur Stevenson performance? 🥊
High-level hoops. I am so proud to help out this mom and pop league’s Nielsen rating #NBASky
This is fun. #NBAFinals
June 6, 2025 at 12:55 AM
High-level hoops. I am so proud to help out this mom and pop league’s Nielsen rating #NBASky
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Yes I do actually, thanks
Texas Lt. Gov. Dan Patrick tossed a package of THC-infused snacks at a reporter during a Wednesday press conference about Senate Bill 3.
"You want to go and eat a bag of this tonight and see if you're here tomorrow?"
Read more: bit.ly/4dDLXL4
"You want to go and eat a bag of this tonight and see if you're here tomorrow?"
Read more: bit.ly/4dDLXL4
May 28, 2025 at 10:15 PM
Yes I do actually, thanks
Anyways, the voting media landed on the correct MVP finalist. It’s not a hot take to recognize SGA’s skills.
May 21, 2025 at 9:19 PM
Anyways, the voting media landed on the correct MVP finalist. It’s not a hot take to recognize SGA’s skills.
On the other “micro-blogging” social media platform, it’s not enough for posters to be fans, aspiring agents, coaches, GMs or concerned with TV ratings. #NBASky
May 21, 2025 at 9:17 PM
On the other “micro-blogging” social media platform, it’s not enough for posters to be fans, aspiring agents, coaches, GMs or concerned with TV ratings. #NBASky
“Call Me the Breeze” by Lynyrd Skynyrd is the exact bump music after Anthony Edwards hits back-to-back 3s.
May 13, 2025 at 4:05 AM
“Call Me the Breeze” by Lynyrd Skynyrd is the exact bump music after Anthony Edwards hits back-to-back 3s.
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“You don’t pay for BRIBES, stupid!”
lol “getting a GIFT, FREE OF CHARGE,” yeah that’s the problem my guy
May 12, 2025 at 2:03 AM
“You don’t pay for BRIBES, stupid!”