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Jeff-o-Lantern 🎃

@jts65.bsky.social

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Higher education administrator & recovering lawyer focused on sports & progressive politics. He/Him/His. Big fan: Orioles, Blues, Bucs, my dogs. Florida native, dad of 2, amateur choral musician. 5-time Jeopardy! champion, but a long time ago.

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Jeff-o-Lantern 🎃 @jts65.bsky.social · Apr 3

don't blame me I voted for Kamala and Tim

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Jeff-o-Lantern 🎃 @jts65.bsky.social · 10h

I may have misunderstood them though

Jeff-o-Lantern 🎃 @jts65.bsky.social · 10h

just following directions

Jeff-o-Lantern 🎃 @jts65.bsky.social · 11h

Posting ass. It's JD Vance. Too easy, really.

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Jeff-o-Lantern 🎃 @jts65.bsky.social · 11h

omfg the Blues were ass tonight

what the actual fuck #stlblues

Jeff-o-Lantern 🎃 @jts65.bsky.social · 11h

"Donald the Dove, Hillary the Hawk." 🙄

southpaw @nycsouthpaw.bsky.social · 11h

Truly a man of peace www.theguardian.com/world/2025/o...

Norway braces for Trump’s reaction if he does not win Nobel peace prize

US president may impose tariffs, demand higher Nato contributions or even declare Norway an enemy, analyst says

www.theguardian.com

Jeff-o-Lantern 🎃 @jts65.bsky.social · 11h

I haven't been able to watch or listen to the Blues game tonight because of a work event so after checking the score I'd just like to ask WHAT THE FUCK IS GOING ON?!?! #stlblues

Jeff-o-Lantern 🎃 @jts65.bsky.social · 1d

Good morning, Lubbock. #worktrip

View of Lubbock at sunrise, including Jones-AT&T Stadium and Texas Tech University

Jeff-o-Lantern 🎃 @jts65.bsky.social · 1d

love to see that bigot go out on a dogshit note

Jeff-o-Lantern 🎃 @jts65.bsky.social · 1d

Fall traditions:
Hayrides
Pumpkin patches
Caramel apples
Halloween
Clayton Kershaw getting torched

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Jeff-o-Lantern 🎃 @jts65.bsky.social · 1d

lol gmta bsky.app/profile/jts6...

Jeff-o-Lantern 🎃 @jts65.bsky.social · 1d

Postseason Kershaw is back!

Jeff-o-Lantern 🎃 @jts65.bsky.social · 1d

They'll keep wearing them after tonight, I'd wager!

Jeff-o-Lantern 🎃 @jts65.bsky.social · 1d

Postseason Kershaw is back!

Jeff-o-Lantern 🎃 @jts65.bsky.social · 1d

I haven't watched any postseason baseball till tonight (bored in a hotel on a business trip). Have the Phillies been wearing the (gorgeous) powder blues the whole series? Because I thought MLB didn't allow alternate uniforms in postseason? 🤷‍♂️

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Jeff-o-Lantern 🎃 @jts65.bsky.social · 1d

Their girlfriends all got arrested, too.

Jim White @jimwhitegnv.bsky.social · 1d

By eliminating the Yankees from the postseason, the Blue Jays have become honorary founding members of Antifa.

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Jeff-o-Lantern 🎃 @jts65.bsky.social · 1d

Buh-bye Yankees. #schadenfreude #delicious

Jeff-o-Lantern 🎃 @jts65.bsky.social · 1d

Yankee Stadium sounds like a morgue. I love it. #schadenfreude

Jeff-o-Lantern 🎃 @jts65.bsky.social · 3d

Not all Trump supporters are child sex predators, but it's pretty safe to say that all or nearly all child sex predators are Trump supporters. MAGA sure has made them feel welcome.

A TEXAS WORSHIP PASTOR, JON PAUL SHEPTOCK, HAS BEEN ARRESTED FOR POSSESSION AND PRODUCTION OF CHILD SEXUAL ABUSE IMAGES.

ANOTHER CHILD SEXUAL PREDATOR BUSTED! ARE ANY REPUBLICAN MEN CLOSE TO TRUMP NOT CHILD SEXUAL PREDATORS?!

Jeff-o-Lantern 🎃 @jts65.bsky.social · 3d

"I think that's a great take by me." – Fred Warner

Man, I'm going to use that quote ALL THE TIME. #MNF #Manningcast

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DrawPlayDave @thedrawplay.com · 3d

This game is a fun drunk, unlike Mark Sanchez

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Jeff-o-Lantern 🎃 @jts65.bsky.social · 3d

This game is proof: I hate the Chiefs AND the Jags

Jeff-o-Lantern 🎃 @jts65.bsky.social · 3d

I will watch a game between two teams that mean nothing to me (read: any team other than the #Bucs) just to see the Manningcast. It's terrific. And Heidi Gardner almost makes me like the Chiefs. 👀

Awful Announcing @awfulannouncing.bsky.social · 3d

Chiefs fan Heidi Gardner reacts in real time to Patrick Mahomes throwing a goal-line pick-six vs the Jaguars.

The Manningcast then plays back her reaction on the main screen. 🏈📺🎙️ #NFL #MNF

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Jeff-o-Lantern 🎃 @jts65.bsky.social · 3d

Yeah but wear a silicone ring, Trev!

Jeff-o-Lantern 🎃 @jts65.bsky.social · 3d

Trevor Lawrence wearing his gold wedding ring while playing is ... not smart. (Yes, he's wearing it.) #MNF

Jeff-o-Lantern 🎃 @jts65.bsky.social · 4d

I'm inordinately annoyed that Meryl Streep's character egregiously mispronounced "Natchitoches" in the latest episode of "Only Murders in the Building." Why can't editors check those things?! 🙄

Jeff-o-Lantern 🎃 @jts65.bsky.social · 4d

Also, I've probably been watching the Bucs since before your parents were born. I've personally seen good coaches and bad coaches come through Tampa Bay for 49 of their 50 seasons. I know the difference. The team is winning despite Bowles, not because of him. And you're muted for name-calling.