Hoppin' Jeff (IYKYK) 🗓️
@jts65.bsky.social
Higher education administrator & recovering lawyer focused on sports & progressive politics. He/Him/His. Big fan: Orioles, Blues, Bucs, my dogs. Florida native, dad of 2, amateur choral musician. 5-time Jeopardy! champion, but a long time ago.
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don't blame me I voted for Kamala and Tim
'Tis the season! You know, they milk him right after Christmas, when it's the most fresh. #SantasMilk
December 27, 2025 at 12:12 AM
'Tis the season! You know, they milk him right after Christmas, when it's the most fresh. #SantasMilk
Happy holidays from downtown Wilmington, N.C. 💙
December 26, 2025 at 4:17 PM
Happy holidays from downtown Wilmington, N.C. 💙
tag yourself I'm complete decision paralysis
“The last-minute christmas rush at the bookshop.” - my latest cartoon for @theguardian.com books
December 25, 2025 at 5:19 PM
tag yourself I'm complete decision paralysis
How hard it is to use your goddamn turn signal? I mean, seriously.
Let’s air those grievances. I want to hear your pettiest gripes on this the holiest of days.
December 23, 2025 at 9:19 PM
How hard it is to use your goddamn turn signal? I mean, seriously.
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So Supreme Court rules Guard out of Chicago 6-3.
I thought it was 25 or 6 to 4?
www.youtube.com/watch?v=OA8z...
I thought it was 25 or 6 to 4?
www.youtube.com/watch?v=OA8z...
Chicago Earth, Wind And Fire 25 Or 6 To 4 Live In Concert WIDESCREEN 1080p HD1
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December 23, 2025 at 9:11 PM
So Supreme Court rules Guard out of Chicago 6-3.
I thought it was 25 or 6 to 4?
www.youtube.com/watch?v=OA8z...
I thought it was 25 or 6 to 4?
www.youtube.com/watch?v=OA8z...
December 21, 2025 at 9:05 PM
What the hell was Baker seeing there? That's game. Fire Bowles NOW. #Bucs #GoBucs #WeAreTheKrewe #FireBowles
December 21, 2025 at 8:58 PM
What the hell was Baker seeing there? That's game. Fire Bowles NOW. #Bucs #GoBucs #WeAreTheKrewe #FireBowles
The fix is in. Totally missed a hold on that 3rd down pass and missed the contact on the punter before that. Pathetic. #Bucs #GoBucs #WeAreTheKrewe #FireBowles
December 21, 2025 at 8:40 PM
The fix is in. Totally missed a hold on that 3rd down pass and missed the contact on the punter before that. Pathetic. #Bucs #GoBucs #WeAreTheKrewe #FireBowles
Defense finally had a good series, thanks largely to the sack. Even a blind squirrel finds an acorn now and then. #Bucs #GoBucs #WeAreTheKrewe #FireBowles
December 21, 2025 at 8:24 PM
Defense finally had a good series, thanks largely to the sack. Even a blind squirrel finds an acorn now and then. #Bucs #GoBucs #WeAreTheKrewe #FireBowles
This team is so poorly coached. They can't pick up a blitz to save their lives. Thank goodness for McLaughlin. #Bucs #GoBucs #WeAreTheKrewe #FireBowles
December 21, 2025 at 8:16 PM
This team is so poorly coached. They can't pick up a blitz to save their lives. Thank goodness for McLaughlin. #Bucs #GoBucs #WeAreTheKrewe #FireBowles
THIS TEAM CAN'T TACKLE FOR SHIT. That's bad coaching. Period. #Bucs #GoBucs #WeAreTheKrewe #FireBowles
December 21, 2025 at 8:06 PM
THIS TEAM CAN'T TACKLE FOR SHIT. That's bad coaching. Period. #Bucs #GoBucs #WeAreTheKrewe #FireBowles
TOUCHDOWN TAMPA BAY!! #Bucs regain the lead on a LONG drive. 28 rushes today towards their goal of 30 and it's still the 3rd quarter. Defense has to step up now. 🙄 #GoBucs #WeAreTheKrewe #FireBowles
December 21, 2025 at 7:53 PM
TOUCHDOWN TAMPA BAY!! #Bucs regain the lead on a LONG drive. 28 rushes today towards their goal of 30 and it's still the 3rd quarter. Defense has to step up now. 🙄 #GoBucs #WeAreTheKrewe #FireBowles
Holy hell. Fucking fire Todd Bowles. This guy couldn't coach his way out of a paper bag. Defensive Genius™ my ass. He's trash. Get him off my team. #Bucs #GoBucs #WeAreTheKrewe #FireBowles
December 21, 2025 at 7:29 PM
Todd Bowles is the worst defensive coach in the NFL, let alone head coach. He keeps calling zones and the opponents keep finding the seams. I almost wish the #Bucs would miss the playoffs so they'd be more likely to fire that idiot. #GoBucs #WeAreTheKrewe #FireBowles
December 21, 2025 at 7:23 PM
Todd Bowles is the worst defensive coach in the NFL, let alone head coach. He keeps calling zones and the opponents keep finding the seams. I almost wish the #Bucs would miss the playoffs so they'd be more likely to fire that idiot. #GoBucs #WeAreTheKrewe #FireBowles
TOUCHDOWN TAMPA BAY! Big Mike comes down with the catch and the #Bucs take the early lead! #GoBucs #WeAreTheKrewe #FireBowles
December 21, 2025 at 6:22 PM
TOUCHDOWN TAMPA BAY! Big Mike comes down with the catch and the #Bucs take the early lead! #GoBucs #WeAreTheKrewe #FireBowles
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taking a moment to appreciate the fact that if i my head gets exploded on camera no one in my life will attempt to franchise the scene of my death.
December 21, 2025 at 2:17 AM
taking a moment to appreciate the fact that if i my head gets exploded on camera no one in my life will attempt to franchise the scene of my death.
Like a good Neighbours, Jake provides some insurance! #stlblues #MixedMetaphor
December 21, 2025 at 1:31 AM
Like a good Neighbours, Jake provides some insurance! #stlblues #MixedMetaphor
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You really think we’re as shitty as you by daring us with the Bill Clinton photos. We give a fuck about laws, not leaders. If Clinton fucked a kid, arrest him. If Walter fucking Cronkite turns out to have done some shit, burn all the memorials to him. We are not the same as you.
December 20, 2025 at 2:59 PM
You really think we’re as shitty as you by daring us with the Bill Clinton photos. We give a fuck about laws, not leaders. If Clinton fucked a kid, arrest him. If Walter fucking Cronkite turns out to have done some shit, burn all the memorials to him. We are not the same as you.
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honest to fucking god no one has ever had more chances and more excuses made for them than this giant merkin-topped pile of moldy tangerine peels
December 20, 2025 at 4:29 AM
honest to fucking god no one has ever had more chances and more excuses made for them than this giant merkin-topped pile of moldy tangerine peels
December 19, 2025 at 10:47 PM
December 19, 2025 at 8:46 PM
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Democratic leaders should be out there right now saying that the reason that they won't release all the Epstein files must be because they show that Donald Trump is a pedophile. Make that the spin.
December 19, 2025 at 8:35 PM
Democratic leaders should be out there right now saying that the reason that they won't release all the Epstein files must be because they show that Donald Trump is a pedophile. Make that the spin.