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Judge Baker
@judgebaker.bsky.social
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Gardener. #Atheist #believethewomen Anti-fascist. Boycotting Exxon since the Valdez. Pictured: immigrant that was responsible for me.
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Judge Baker @judgebaker.bsky.social · Mar 1
Mr. Bluesky
Please tell us why
You had to hide away
For so long, so long
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Judge Baker @judgebaker.bsky.social · 10h
Abbott is just not a stand-up guy
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Judge Baker @judgebaker.bsky.social · 10h
Except that by “threatens” they mean “guarantees”
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Judge Baker @judgebaker.bsky.social · 10h
Google is the enemy
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Judge Baker @judgebaker.bsky.social · 10h
I used to think I was ahead of the curve, but you have nailed it. The apocalypse movie begins now
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Judge Baker @judgebaker.bsky.social · 10h
Sea turtles helped turn the tide in Seattle’s WTO protest back in 1999
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Judge Baker @judgebaker.bsky.social · 10h
I’m guessing his name is more like Zhang or maybe Li
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Judge Baker @judgebaker.bsky.social · 1d
Let’s pass a law that gives Donald Trump the Lombardi Trophy. He has always wanted to win a Super Bowl.
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Judge Baker @judgebaker.bsky.social · 3d
an elderly man says excuse me in a library
ALT: an elderly man says excuse me in a library
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Judge Baker @judgebaker.bsky.social · 3d
It’s actually an easy decision
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Judge Baker @judgebaker.bsky.social · 3d
Ree hee hee… OVERSIGHT?
scooby doo from the scooby doo cartoon is laughing with the word rehehe written below him .
ALT: scooby doo from the scooby doo cartoon is laughing with the word rehehe written below him .
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Judge Baker @judgebaker.bsky.social · 3d
Oregon
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Judge Baker @judgebaker.bsky.social · 3d
You might have to ask her to leave more than once
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Judge Baker @judgebaker.bsky.social · 3d
Bout effing time
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Judge Baker @judgebaker.bsky.social · 3d
Q. Who opposes anti-fascists?
A. Fascists
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Judge Baker @judgebaker.bsky.social · 3d
They know how, but they’re not gonna tell *you*…
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Judge Baker @judgebaker.bsky.social · 3d
Yeah, Johnny was very good. I also like the Ethel Merman scene. I just saw Airplane at a special screening in an old theater. Robert Hays and one of the Zuckers took questions after the show. The guy that played Johnny basically wrote his own lines.
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Judge Baker @judgebaker.bsky.social · 3d
Apparently, that simulates the wolfpack collectively tearing apart their prey. Especially if he asks you to tug on one end. My friend here also likes to eat tennis balls.
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Judge Baker @judgebaker.bsky.social · 3d
That toy is no good now
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Judge Baker @judgebaker.bsky.social · 3d
My favorite line out of several hundred good ones. What is yours?
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Judge Baker @judgebaker.bsky.social · 3d
High quality impersonation and very funny. Related question: what would happen if he did the same thing to Xi?
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Judge Baker @judgebaker.bsky.social · 4d
If you can’t do the time…
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Judge Baker @judgebaker.bsky.social · 4d
“Come on down. I got a Subway sandwich for ya.”
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Judge Baker @judgebaker.bsky.social · 4d
Just for 6 months
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Judge Baker @judgebaker.bsky.social · 5d
I hear this guy is available
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Judge Baker @judgebaker.bsky.social · 5d
Somebody better check on the Reichstag
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