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julie weisberg
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jeux sans frontières.
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only silver lining of the last few months: the anger & angst pushed me to do stand-up. I've been doing improv for the last two years, but no standup -- until last friday when I did my first set in more than 20 years.

"Humor is the instinct for taking pain playfully." - Max Eastman #comedy #standup
lmfao!!
I think every grandpa should be allowed to get on tv and yell for an hour
December 18, 2025 at 2:21 AM
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I think every grandpa should be allowed to get on tv and yell for an hour
December 18, 2025 at 2:16 AM
“… nobody understood that one until 30 mins ago…”
80s Commercial | Crazy Eddie | 1985 | 1986 | 1987
YouTube video by STEVE HEROLD
youtu.be
December 18, 2025 at 2:15 AM
this. is. amazing.
80s Commercial | Crazy Eddie | 1985 | 1986 | 1987
YouTube video by STEVE HEROLD
youtu.be
December 18, 2025 at 2:12 AM
ho boy…
December 18, 2025 at 2:08 AM
yes.
First it was "we have to blow up dozens of people on boats because of fetnanyl." But obviously it wasn't fentanyl being trafficked so then: narco terrorists are shipping cocaine! But then Wiles tells a reporter it's all about regime change and today it's bc US oil companies got kicked out in 2007?
December 18, 2025 at 1:48 AM
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The magical life of Toni Basil: how she taught Elvis, enchanted Bowie – and had a smash hit with ‘Mickey’
The magical life of Toni Basil: how she taught Elvis, enchanted Bowie – and had a smash hit with ‘Mickey’
The woman Quentin Tarantino called ‘the goddess of go-go’ is one of the most connected and accomplished in Hollywood. At 82, she recalls working with Tina Turner, Bette Midler, Frank Sinatra, David Byrne, Margot Robbie, Leonardo DiCaprio – the list goes on – and the time Bing Crosby made a pass at her
www.theguardian.com
December 18, 2025 at 12:39 AM
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Oh they’re gonna do something really fucking stupid
December 17, 2025 at 11:18 PM
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Nothing ever happens
December 17, 2025 at 11:49 PM
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Every time I try to read this again, my brain locks up
A new lawsuit dropped the bombshell claim that John Travolta’s youngest son, Ben, was conceived with eggs from Elvis Presley’s granddaughter, Riley Keough.
Elvis’ Granddaughter Is Biological Mother of Travolta’s Son: Lawsuit
Riley Keough was allegedly compensated with a used Jaguar and a $10,000-$20,000 payment.
trib.al
December 18, 2025 at 12:01 AM
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America is giving decaying strip mall energy.

But I will still go to the Sbarro's in the food court and hit up the Dippin' Dots stand, though.

And get some Cotton Candy Baskin-Robbins Ice Cream while the fun lasts.
December 17, 2025 at 8:59 PM
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The U.S. is giving dying mall vibes.

I can't explain it, but you know I'm right.
December 17, 2025 at 8:56 PM
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Lord, please never let me be hated by someone as skilled as that Vanity Fair photographer. Let all my haters be incompetent.
December 17, 2025 at 9:58 PM
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The Onion, 23 years ago.

theonion.com/no-blood-for...
December 17, 2025 at 10:00 PM
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MS NOW Lures New Viewers With Rotating Gyro Spit In Corner Of Screen
MS NOW Lures New Viewers With Rotating Gyro Spit In Corner Of Screen
NEW YORK—In a continuation of their post-MSNBC rebranding effort, cable news network MS NOW was reportedly luring in new viewers Wednesday with a slowly rotating gyro spit in the corner of all its pro...
theonion.com
December 17, 2025 at 7:00 PM
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“I didn’t choose those Members," Smith added, “President Trump did.”

www.nbcnews.com/politics/jus...
December 17, 2025 at 5:56 PM
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“January 6 was an attack on the structure of our democracy in which over 100 heroic law enforcement officers were assaulted... Exploiting that violence, President Trump and his associates tried to call Members of Congress in furtherance of their criminal scheme..." www.nbcnews.com/politics/jus...
December 17, 2025 at 5:55 PM
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NEW: Jack Smith told lawmakers he developed "proof beyond a reasonable doubt” that Trump engaged in a “criminal scheme” to overturn his election loss.

www.nbcnews.com/politics/jus...
Jack Smith tells Congress he could prove Trump engaged in a 'criminal scheme' to overturn 2020 election
Smith testified about his investigations into Trump during a closed-door hearing with members of the House Judiciary Committee.
www.nbcnews.com
December 17, 2025 at 5:53 PM
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Ding ding ding
My sense is that the “male loneliness crisis” is not really about addressing men’s emotional needs but rather the relatively newfound absence of having someone to perform domestic labor for you quietly in the background now that there is a longer gap between your mother and your wife doing it
December 17, 2025 at 5:00 PM
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Trump Is an Idiot Spoiling for War. Also, Maduro Is a Bastard.

@jvl.bsky.social cuts through the noise and delivers moral clarity in today's Triad @thebulwark.com: www.thebulwark.com/p/trump-is-a...
Trump Is an Idiot Spoiling for War. Also, Maduro Is a Bastard.
The enemy of your enemy isn’t always your friend.
www.thebulwark.com
December 17, 2025 at 5:56 PM
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Seems like Trump and his groupies think starting a regime change war of conquest out of nowhere is a political masterstroke that will get them back on the front foot, but I don’t think that’s how it will play out.
December 17, 2025 at 12:38 AM
those who know — know.
I don't know who made this, but I love you
December 17, 2025 at 3:26 AM
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December 16, 2025 at 3:34 AM
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According to C-SPAN, the occasion for these remarks is "President Trump Hosts Hanukkah Reception"
Trump: "The only time anybody could see those planes was when those bomb chutes open up, because it becomes totally un-stealth. You're going in, you go like this. As soon as it goes like this, for some reason the plane is totally visible. Not good. I watched it happening. I watched it go bing bing"
December 17, 2025 at 2:26 AM
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December 17, 2025 at 1:38 AM