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Justin Ware
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Screenwriter, Dad of Eowyn the human and Cholula the dog, Founder/Co-CEO of Find Familiar Spirits and https://questsendwhiskey.com/ and www.macabrespirits.com
I've never understood why a helmet to helmet head shot that knocks a QB out of a game doesn't result in the defender also getting disqualified. The upside is SO MUCH GREATER for the defense it's practically an incentive to try those hits
December 21, 2025 at 5:28 AM
Kind of ironic that the anti-trans crowd, who argue it goes against God's will to change who you are, is absolutely obsessed with plastic surgery
...wait that's Tomi Lahren now?
Tomi Lahren: “There used to be a time in media where if you said horrible, disgusting things, you didn't have much of a platform anymore because nobody would touch you”
December 16, 2025 at 4:40 PM
Rob Reiner's run as a director from 1984-1989 may be the best (and most versatile) 5-year stretch by any filmmaker in history. This is Spinal Tap, The Sure Thing, Stand by Me, The Princess Bride, and When Harry Met Sally, all in a row. Extraordinary.
December 15, 2025 at 4:33 PM
No words. Devastated.
December 15, 2025 at 5:32 AM
If you're a parent of a grade schooler, you're already very familiar with "user-generated" content of beloved characters. There's a million Bluey ones on YouTube and they're AWFUL. Horrible quality, confusing messaging, basically just ripoff garbage. I guess that's what Disney wants more of...?
BREAKING: Disney is making a $1 billion investment in OpenAI, and will allow its iconic characters to be on the company's Sora AI video generator.
December 11, 2025 at 10:34 PM
The Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind thing, but entirely to no longer know who Olivia Nuzzi is
December 2, 2025 at 4:13 PM
Strong Floor, No Ceiling: How to Sing from Your Diaphragm
November 30, 2025 at 6:27 PM
Waze should have a button that means “I’m not going that way intentionally, please stop trying to reroute me back to the route I rejected”
November 29, 2025 at 6:08 PM
If the Packers don't make a run to the SB this year I will definitely be rooting for Davante Adams to get a ring
November 24, 2025 at 3:39 PM
I feel a little ripped off that @andyrichter.co got booted from Dancing with the Stars before Prince night
November 19, 2025 at 3:24 AM
Going for it on 4th down in the NFL has gotten out of hand. You don't take the lead with less than 2 minutes left? There's being bold and there's being reckless
November 16, 2025 at 5:25 PM
If I know anything about the American health care system, it's that the individual consumer has enormous agency and power in one-on-one negotiations with the insurance companies. Who wouldn't want more of that?
Cassidy: "The president is proposing that we take the $26b that would be going to insurance companies if we just do an extension and give it directly to the American people in which 100% of the money is used for them to purchase healthcare on their own terms. That makes them an informed consumer."
November 16, 2025 at 4:56 PM
What’s your favorite song about the rain? Purple category too easy and predictable for my preferences so I'll go with
www.youtube.com/watch?v=TzFn...
November 16, 2025 at 2:14 AM
Pretty incredible that when everyone thought the Kompromat Putin had on Trump was a pee tape, we were thinking too small
November 14, 2025 at 11:40 PM
Universal Basic Income has been a success every single place it's been tried and would not only result in a more just and ethical society but would also result in a far more resilient and energetic economy
"my least woke opinion is---"

That's enough. We've had enough people indulging in the "thrill of a little conservatism", as a treat. Of considering reactionary thought to be a salacious and taboo in a world descending into reactionary mania.

Give me your MOST woke opinions. We're bringing it back.
November 14, 2025 at 3:34 PM
Epstein's style is very familiar if you work in Hollywood or Silicon Valley ("in FLA send it" "ok" "havent met him" etc) -- it's a common rich guy power play, like they're doing you a favor for replying even sloppily. Maybe now that it's child molester syntax we can stop with the feigned illiteracy
Something that’s so striking in these emails is how…unimpressive Epstein is. He comes off as a pompous, sub-literate lech. Yes everyone is so mortifyingly solicitous of him! All fawning and flattery! Why?????
November 13, 2025 at 4:06 PM
Are they saying Bond has to be dead because the previous movies must be accepted as canon? That would make James Bond like 95 years old
James Bond’s death in No Time to Die is causing a nightmare for the next film. Writers are stuck because Bond “was blown to pieces.”

Anthony Horowitz, author of three 007 novels, says:

“You can't have him wake up in shower and saying it was all a dream."

radaronline.com/p/james-bond...
November 11, 2025 at 4:33 PM
How many times are we going to have to watch different permutations of the same Packer game
November 11, 2025 at 4:25 AM
PSA for any other Packer fans out there who (very annoyingly) can't watch the game tonight because you have YouTubeTV: you can buy a Sling Orange Day Pass for $4.99
November 10, 2025 at 11:52 PM
Airlines should be offering refunds even for nonrefundable fares right now. If people want to stay home until this is over, they should be able to
Friendly Neighborhood Travel Agent Here:

STAY THE HELL OUT OF THE SKIES

Full stop. Do not pass go. Do not collect 200$.
November 6, 2025 at 9:00 PM
Reposted by Justin Ware
Friendly Neighborhood Travel Agent Here:

STAY THE HELL OUT OF THE SKIES

Full stop. Do not pass go. Do not collect 200$.
November 6, 2025 at 7:35 PM
Wait. Is it called NyQuil because it's a night quilt? That you pull over you while you sleep?
November 6, 2025 at 4:28 PM
So long, Dick. Don’t let the door swat your rear end like your shotgun shot your friend
November 4, 2025 at 3:42 PM
Accidentally texted a co-worker that they were "crushing tit" which is super embarrassing but also feels like of all the times autocorrect has been useless, maybe it could have helped me out on this one?
November 4, 2025 at 12:48 AM
Matt LaFleur dear God please tear that WR screen horizontal pass out of your playbook and burn it forever
November 2, 2025 at 8:25 PM