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Michael
@justmichael.bsky.social
Caller of the Cats, Writer, Musician, Cyborg
He/They
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Honestly we should embrace melodramatic excess in fiction.
December 7, 2025 at 1:41 AM
High! At the dive bar
December 7, 2025 at 2:07 AM
Gonna do a Dylan cover show in February.
December 1, 2025 at 9:12 PM
We don't watch copaganda, Jeff.
December 1, 2025 at 6:50 PM
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Idk what else to say besides please help. We're trying to get caught up so we can get a loan and wont beg anymore. At 225/350 and of course 0/1200 and then Christmas 🙁

Tired of hoping but still appreciate it no matter what

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November 26, 2025 at 1:32 PM
A lot of them but I'm going to go with what may be my favorite album of the 90s and is the greatest second album of all time.
November 26, 2025 at 3:30 AM
"Come before Him with thanksgiving"

Church signs really need to take it down a notch.
November 24, 2025 at 4:31 PM
November 24, 2025 at 3:52 AM
🎶 I'm tryin to tell you something bout my life
Maybe give me insight between black and white 🎶
November 23, 2025 at 7:41 AM
Y'all,
Trump loves winners.
He'll burn down anything to be seen as successful and Zohran oozes success.
hard launch.

on truth social.

mamdani broke his brain.
November 22, 2025 at 5:23 AM
If you are, dump him sweetie.
Some of y’all are dating dudes who won’t post you after six months
hard launch.

on truth social.

mamdani broke his brain.
November 22, 2025 at 5:23 AM
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Just wanted to mention again that I published this article yesterday for International Men's Day which I don't really think of as a joke anymore. I think men need help, and role models beyond capitalist, conservative podcast bros.

dirtbagchristian.substack.com/p/masculinit...
Masculinity, Christianity, and 'Little House on the Prairie' on International Men's Day
Are there some old-school values that might save men from themselves?
dirtbagchristian.substack.com
November 20, 2025 at 2:39 PM
Good job banning Vivi.
Now Standard is just UW artifact jank.
So much fun.
November 20, 2025 at 9:09 PM
Oh gosh y'all, unfollowing now. I liked the way he pawned his Smith-Corona but I didn't know about his heroin addiction.
November 20, 2025 at 3:24 AM
It's so good
y'all should read it, it's for international men's day
November 20, 2025 at 2:24 AM
@notreallyjcm.bsky.social Just got your Little House essay

🤩❤️❤️
November 20, 2025 at 1:53 AM
It reminds me of meee
November 19, 2025 at 11:03 PM
Johnson must also be in the files.
Mike Johnson expresses concern that requiring the Epstein files to come out "could ruin the reputations of completely innocent people, such as those who may just have known Epstein but knew nothing of his crimes or whose names he exploited and used to try to get close to his intended victims."
November 18, 2025 at 5:03 PM
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Last Christmas I was so sick I accidentally threw away all our sons switch games. Couldn't believe I made such a huge mistake. He wanted to trade his old switch and get a new one for Christmas but we just can't afford it.

If anyone has any switch games they don't like anymore? We cant afford them
November 18, 2025 at 1:17 PM
You guys misspelled "racists"
Researchers are now saying that AI can find correlations between facial characteristics and success on the job.

The Economist says that corporations would have a “strong incentive” to deploy this technology when looking at applicants.
November 18, 2025 at 12:55 PM
Oh guitar playing friends I have very bad news:

Blue Chip picks are actually worth it.

I am as upset as anyone. It's like finding out Johnny Walker Blue is fantastic.
November 18, 2025 at 4:40 AM
Policy wonks lose elections.
Every time.
The usual suspects are telling Dems that Epstein won’t win elections, get back to “affordability” and I think my head might explode. www.offmessage.net/p/force-a-re...
Force A Referendum On The Epstein Coverup
It divides Republicans much more than "affordability" or any other economic issue.
www.offmessage.net
November 16, 2025 at 1:39 PM
Never followed so fast and so smooth
This is my best post. That's why it's pinned.
November 14, 2025 at 5:29 AM
Brutal
Looks like Kim Davis is gonna have to go back to tying James Caan to the bed during a snowstorm now.
November 11, 2025 at 1:00 AM
Wow @kaine.senate.gov disappoints again.
November 10, 2025 at 5:54 AM