Bertitude
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Bertitude
@kaiel.me
Writer-Director, Reluctant Producer, Professional Social Media Loudmouth. I make movies when people give me money.

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Cackled all the way through
December 25, 2025 at 6:58 PM
@meronmonroe.blacksky.app on Bluesky
seeing both Andrew Tate and Jake Paul get knocked out this weekend
bsky.app
December 21, 2025 at 2:32 AM
Going to kick off 2026 talking more about what I'm doing. Just a lot going on that I'm trying to coordinate so I don't have a ton of time to really do the "brand" of it all
December 16, 2025 at 7:28 PM
If certain other countries would actually step up to even half of this it would make a major difference in our side of the world
@npr.org on Bluesky
Less than 48 hours after the deadly attack at Sydney's Bondi Beach that left more than a dozen dead, Australian authorities announced proposals for sweeping new gun laws. n.pr/48UTa7g https://n.pr/48UTa7g
bsky.app
December 16, 2025 at 1:58 AM
Rob Reiner thing just... I have no words. We lost someone special.
December 15, 2025 at 5:04 PM
I'm willing to put money on it that a phone call was made because they wanted the story to go away
cnn.com CNN @cnn.com · 18d
A woman with family ties to White House press secretary Karoline Leavitt is being released on bond from ICE custody after being arrested earlier this month near Boston, according to her lawyer. https://cnn.it/4pOfWEI
December 8, 2025 at 8:28 PM
Weaponized philanthropy. If you need another reason to decry the practice
@nytimes.com on Bluesky
Breaking News: Michael and Susan Dell said they would put $250 in individual investment accounts for 25 million American children, expanding the reach of soon-to-be-created "Trump accounts." https://nyti.ms/3MAke4f
bsky.app
December 2, 2025 at 1:11 PM
Reposted by Bertitude
Headline: "AI can replace 11.7% of workforce"

Actual study: Anthropic paid MIT to use a "labor simulation tool" that said 11.7% of TASKS could be done by AI
MIT study finds AI can already replace 11.7% of U.S. workforce
Artificial intelligence can already replace 11.7% of the U.S. labor market, across finance, health care and professional services, according to MIT's study.
www.cnbc.com
November 29, 2025 at 9:57 PM
Reposted by Bertitude
When a single incident triggers nationwide vetting, migration freezes, and new powers overnight, that’s not security.
It’s the state testing how fast it can redraw the rules.
The next move won’t be about borders.
It’ll be about who counts as “inside” the country at all.
November 28, 2025 at 6:39 PM
Perspective is a hell of a thing. A country loses a legend, my friend loses their father.
November 25, 2025 at 8:29 PM
My wife is going to be insufferable now.
cnn.com CNN @cnn.com · Nov 24
Raccoons have easy access to food in the form of human trash. It could be jump-starting physical and behavioral changes in the masked bandits, new research suggests. https://cnn.it/4ac7cUq
November 24, 2025 at 11:12 PM
MTG resigning is just yet another example of the spineless nature of the GOP. Likkle pressure and suddenly morals and they out the door at the end of the session.
November 22, 2025 at 2:38 AM
Well that problem solved itself
@cnn.com on Bluesky
In their pursuit of circumventing House GOP leadership to force a vote on the release of the Jeffrey Epstein files, Democrats found an unlikely ally in Greene. https://cnn.it/4iaOD56
bsky.app
November 22, 2025 at 2:32 AM
me respectfully barking up the wrong tree
November 18, 2025 at 10:48 PM
I believe that the debt should be calculated to date including interest. That should become principal that is *permanently* placed on the national debt of every slave owning colonial nation and the annual interest should be paid into a trust for the descendants of slaves and to the colonies.
November 18, 2025 at 8:24 PM
This ruling proves Lina Khan's thesis that antitrust law utilizes a deeply flawed basis for adjudging market power. "Monopoly" is far too limited an approach
November 18, 2025 at 8:05 PM
Reposted by Bertitude
I do think it's very funny that you can accurately nail down someone's age by whether or not they're excited for Half-Life 3.

If you are excited for Half-Life 3, please remember to moisturize, stretch, and drink lots of water. You're old now, and the kids don't know or care about Half-Life.
A Half-Life 3 announcement would break the internet if the internet were full of only 35+ year olds.

(I kid, I kid... I'll just wait for the TikTok videos with Alphas explaining why their parents liked Half-Life so much back in the day)
November 18, 2025 at 3:34 PM
SLAY DIVISION! WHAT IS YOUR MISSION!
November 17, 2025 at 10:05 PM
November 17, 2025 at 4:19 PM