Kayli🏳️⚧️
@kalekemo.bsky.social
35 year old plural trans woman lookin for friends and laughs (she/her)
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I want to laugh at it but sadly it’s true.
February 3, 2026 at 11:41 AM
I want to laugh at it but sadly it’s true.
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Every day Mamdani comes out and is like "hey guys, I turned off the orphan-crushing machine. Literally just had to flip a switch. Took less than 5 minutes."
After decades of dem leadership pissing and moaning and fundraising about how complex an issue it is and how difficult the process is etc
After decades of dem leadership pissing and moaning and fundraising about how complex an issue it is and how difficult the process is etc
February 3, 2026 at 3:58 AM
Every day Mamdani comes out and is like "hey guys, I turned off the orphan-crushing machine. Literally just had to flip a switch. Took less than 5 minutes."
After decades of dem leadership pissing and moaning and fundraising about how complex an issue it is and how difficult the process is etc
After decades of dem leadership pissing and moaning and fundraising about how complex an issue it is and how difficult the process is etc
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February 2, 2026 at 2:15 PM
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Just watched a 90s Outer Limits episode about a fetus that hated its dad, then the fetus made the mum shoot the dad with a shotgun, then the plot twist ending had the dad become a fetus and be in someone else's womb.
They don't make TV like this anymore.
They don't make TV like this anymore.
February 2, 2026 at 9:22 AM
Just watched a 90s Outer Limits episode about a fetus that hated its dad, then the fetus made the mum shoot the dad with a shotgun, then the plot twist ending had the dad become a fetus and be in someone else's womb.
They don't make TV like this anymore.
They don't make TV like this anymore.
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Liam is home now and we are grateful to @joaquincastrotx.bsky.social for traveling to Minneapolis with him and his dad.
Welcome home Liam ❤️❤️
Welcome home Liam ❤️❤️
February 1, 2026 at 5:40 PM
Liam is home now and we are grateful to @joaquincastrotx.bsky.social for traveling to Minneapolis with him and his dad.
Welcome home Liam ❤️❤️
Welcome home Liam ❤️❤️
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Im bothered that when Im sick/ unwell some men baby me and act like Ive never been sick before. I have a sore throat or headache and they say "Have you seen the doctor? Dont forget to drink tea/ water, rest, take medicine."
Bro Ive been alive for 3 decades, Im not an idiot nor is this new to me.
Bro Ive been alive for 3 decades, Im not an idiot nor is this new to me.
michael scott is wearing a suit and tie and making a funny face .
Alt: michael scott from The Office hes deadpan.
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January 31, 2026 at 1:24 PM
Im bothered that when Im sick/ unwell some men baby me and act like Ive never been sick before. I have a sore throat or headache and they say "Have you seen the doctor? Dont forget to drink tea/ water, rest, take medicine."
Bro Ive been alive for 3 decades, Im not an idiot nor is this new to me.
Bro Ive been alive for 3 decades, Im not an idiot nor is this new to me.
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Okay I stfg nobody has ever gotten food from one of those delivery robots right?? Like they just roll around and shit right?? I’ve never seen food go into nor out of one of them
January 31, 2026 at 8:52 AM
Okay I stfg nobody has ever gotten food from one of those delivery robots right?? Like they just roll around and shit right?? I’ve never seen food go into nor out of one of them
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It is slightly unsettling to receive an email addressed to "Dr. Ozment" from my senator when:
1. I called and didnt give a title
2. No govt docs I have or register for use said title
3. My job doesnt use my title
Normally I wouldnt mind. But we live in a dystopia and I teach women's studies.
1. I called and didnt give a title
2. No govt docs I have or register for use said title
3. My job doesnt use my title
Normally I wouldnt mind. But we live in a dystopia and I teach women's studies.
January 31, 2026 at 3:15 PM
It is slightly unsettling to receive an email addressed to "Dr. Ozment" from my senator when:
1. I called and didnt give a title
2. No govt docs I have or register for use said title
3. My job doesnt use my title
Normally I wouldnt mind. But we live in a dystopia and I teach women's studies.
1. I called and didnt give a title
2. No govt docs I have or register for use said title
3. My job doesnt use my title
Normally I wouldnt mind. But we live in a dystopia and I teach women's studies.
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*listening to a lesbian romance book*
me, two minutes into the story: oh I see what’s gonna happen. This is going to be a two dykes and a baby situation
my wife: you cannot possibly know that after two minutes
[six hours later]
me: huh, looks like it was a two dykes and a baby situation!
me, two minutes into the story: oh I see what’s gonna happen. This is going to be a two dykes and a baby situation
my wife: you cannot possibly know that after two minutes
[six hours later]
me: huh, looks like it was a two dykes and a baby situation!
February 1, 2026 at 12:50 AM
*listening to a lesbian romance book*
me, two minutes into the story: oh I see what’s gonna happen. This is going to be a two dykes and a baby situation
my wife: you cannot possibly know that after two minutes
[six hours later]
me: huh, looks like it was a two dykes and a baby situation!
me, two minutes into the story: oh I see what’s gonna happen. This is going to be a two dykes and a baby situation
my wife: you cannot possibly know that after two minutes
[six hours later]
me: huh, looks like it was a two dykes and a baby situation!
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owning a panini press would improve my happiness and overall quality of life significantly
January 30, 2026 at 3:15 AM
owning a panini press would improve my happiness and overall quality of life significantly
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Catherine O’Hara was the funniest person alive
January 30, 2026 at 7:21 PM
Catherine O’Hara was the funniest person alive
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To chilly to dress like this outside so might as well stay in 💖
January 28, 2026 at 12:15 PM
To chilly to dress like this outside so might as well stay in 💖
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Friendly reminder that any signal group chat that has people in it you don't know is potentially infiltrated and anything you say in there could be scraped and shared with anyone, including law enforcement.
Encryption does not stop people from leaking chats. See Atlantic signalgate.
Encryption does not stop people from leaking chats. See Atlantic signalgate.
January 27, 2026 at 10:01 PM
Friendly reminder that any signal group chat that has people in it you don't know is potentially infiltrated and anything you say in there could be scraped and shared with anyone, including law enforcement.
Encryption does not stop people from leaking chats. See Atlantic signalgate.
Encryption does not stop people from leaking chats. See Atlantic signalgate.
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This Postman Situation is CONCERNING
January 27, 2026 at 4:50 PM
This Postman Situation is CONCERNING
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Got all the compliments
January 27, 2026 at 9:38 PM
Got all the compliments
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part of owning a cat is walking into a room and discovering a brand new terrible smell
January 27, 2026 at 8:38 PM
part of owning a cat is walking into a room and discovering a brand new terrible smell
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Can’t believe it’s been two years since this post, and it is still one of the funniest things to happen in gaming
Pre-cancelling a game in the same post you announce it will release will always be peak comedy
Pre-cancelling a game in the same post you announce it will release will always be peak comedy
January 27, 2026 at 2:14 AM
Can’t believe it’s been two years since this post, and it is still one of the funniest things to happen in gaming
Pre-cancelling a game in the same post you announce it will release will always be peak comedy
Pre-cancelling a game in the same post you announce it will release will always be peak comedy
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JD Vance Places Candle Outside Hooters Where ICE Agents Were Heckled
January 27, 2026 at 5:30 PM
JD Vance Places Candle Outside Hooters Where ICE Agents Were Heckled
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Coming to the horrifying and annoying realization that years of the MCU didn't actually destroy my hyperfixation and affection for marvel comics
It's horrifying and annoying because I know for a fact that if I pick like anything up rn I'm gonna be really frustrated with it lmao
It's horrifying and annoying because I know for a fact that if I pick like anything up rn I'm gonna be really frustrated with it lmao
January 27, 2026 at 12:22 PM
Coming to the horrifying and annoying realization that years of the MCU didn't actually destroy my hyperfixation and affection for marvel comics
It's horrifying and annoying because I know for a fact that if I pick like anything up rn I'm gonna be really frustrated with it lmao
It's horrifying and annoying because I know for a fact that if I pick like anything up rn I'm gonna be really frustrated with it lmao
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Have y’all heard about the leviathan in the sea that God sent the blizzard to wake up because Threads is obsessed and now I am too
January 26, 2026 at 11:44 PM
Have y’all heard about the leviathan in the sea that God sent the blizzard to wake up because Threads is obsessed and now I am too
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Still waiting for the day we get a remaster/remake of legend of zelda Oracle of seasons + ages
a video game scene with a wagon and people
ALT: a video game scene with a wagon and people
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January 25, 2026 at 3:51 PM
Still waiting for the day we get a remaster/remake of legend of zelda Oracle of seasons + ages