Kayli🏳️‍⚧️
kalekemo.bsky.social
Kayli🏳️‍⚧️
@kalekemo.bsky.social
35 year old plural trans woman lookin for friends and laughs (she/her)
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Had to explain who Hatsune Miku is to my family over Christmas
December 26, 2025 at 1:33 PM
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*connects to satellite*
December 26, 2025 at 2:18 PM
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RFK: “Where did all this autism come from? It never existed when I was a kid!”

“A Christmas Story”, a 1983 movie based on a 1971 memoir about a childhood in the 1930s: “This is my brother Ralphie. He has a ton of sensory issues and behaviors we don’t understand. Every family has a child like him.”
December 26, 2025 at 2:43 AM
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he had his supper and his treat and now he's put himself to bed
December 26, 2025 at 1:46 AM
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do you think he likes his new tree
December 26, 2025 at 12:27 AM
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If you are saying universal healthcare *cant* realistically happen with our current political system and economy you should be advocating for revolution to overthrow that system instead of being ok with no universal healthcare
December 25, 2025 at 4:47 AM
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I am proud to present RTGAME ANIMATED: THE DRIFT KING.

ArD has worked exceptionally hard on this and I'm so thankful for their work. MERRY CHRISTMAS EVERYONE! www.youtube.com/watch?v=d0hC...
December 25, 2025 at 9:52 PM
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no one:

the OBGYN at my house after a drink or two: sometimes I lie, sometimes those babies are really not the cutest I’ve ever seen
December 25, 2025 at 10:30 PM
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quick update from the catsitter
December 25, 2025 at 2:32 AM
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Merry Christmas! I repost this DM every year and my entire family quotes it. Christ the lord.
December 25, 2025 at 3:11 PM
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Tesla doesn't recongise Trade Unions.

Apple doesn't recognise unions.

Amazon is anti-union.

McDonald's is anti-union.

Starbucks is anti-union.

Google is anti-union.

Walmart is anti-union.

The big corporations are not on your side.
December 25, 2025 at 3:16 AM
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nothing worse then working out infront of your cat
they look at you like you are a jester doing funny moves for a uncaring lord
December 24, 2025 at 3:19 PM
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Kevin has insisted that we watch the Star Wars Christmas Special and I do not know how this ever go made.
December 24, 2025 at 7:53 PM
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December 24, 2025 at 11:20 PM
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there should be ADA-like laws for tails. we should require tail-friendly chairs in every restaurant
December 24, 2025 at 3:48 PM
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That's gonna be one hell of a stock market crash. Designed by @drewwise.bsky.social and back again as part of Yetee Greatest Hits! Now available on Comfort Colors #dailytees theyetee.com
December 24, 2025 at 7:00 PM
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All, I got invited to do an unhinged video game panel at AGDQ on Monday. No spoilers, but it's absolutely about a bad video game.
December 24, 2025 at 6:19 PM
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IT FINALLY HAPPENED I AM ON A PLANE WITH A BABY WHO SAYS “HI” TO EVERYONE AS HE GOES DOWN THE AISLE
December 24, 2025 at 8:31 PM
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somebody who ordered a book literally six whole months ago and never responded to our calls/emails about picking it up just came in and performatively apologetically asked if we still had it... and then got very angry when I told them we didn't lol
December 24, 2025 at 3:52 PM
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🍂 good morning chat i don't really know what happened with my hair
December 24, 2025 at 5:33 PM
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Maya Fey tests her new interrogation technique on you.

(She beats you with s tire iron in the court parking lot)
December 24, 2025 at 3:59 PM
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Dental receptionist: how are you today?

Me: well, considering I'm here for an emergency dental appointment...
December 24, 2025 at 5:14 PM
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So is A.I. before it dies a horrible death, trying to be a replacement for Google officially?

I keep getting ads for, I think it's Google actually, and it's like, don't wanna watch the entirety of this show to watch the new season?? Ask A.I. to generate you a list of good episodes!
December 24, 2025 at 12:46 AM
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i'm trying not to constantly post about it but all the shit about epstein is boiling my head cos it's not actually news. the media has completely failed in their role to make it clear the news here is the authorities were fully aware of both epstein and his network.
December 23, 2025 at 6:36 PM