Kalronae
@kalronae.bsky.social
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buddy they wont even let ME convoke the spirits
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kalronae.bsky.social
fine I GUESS I'll take a nap. jesus
kalronae.bsky.social
the front of my brain feels sleepy and it's super frustrating because I have so much to do. neither coffee nor adderall make the sensation go away
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littletunny.bsky.social
The only kind of climate change I can approve of 😌
Two big red cats circle a terrified hog encased in ice. The cat's tails are flames and melt the ice partially, exposing some pig butt and giving it a singe. "Uh-oh Step-Pig, I'm Stuck...!" ok I made the joke for you so you don't have to. Hot ham smoke emits from the pig and spells "BECOME AN" and melted ice on the bottom spells "ICE-FREE ZONE"
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voicesbyzane.bsky.social
This is genuinely raw as fuck
dannykpolitics.bsky.social
WATCH: ‘Portland Frog’ pepper balled by ICE agents
kalronae.bsky.social
owl steppies are one of the best recent additions to WoW imo
kalronae.bsky.social
Illidan is in jail like "ooogh they sealed me away just for doing what I needed to in order to stop the Legion.... well, I did also try to remake the Well of Eternity, but that's besides the point, I DID NOTHING WRONG I WAS GOOD AND BADASS"
kalronae.bsky.social
Did Illidan write this himself or something? I hope to god this is an autobiography, that would be so goddamn funny
kalronae.bsky.social
My copy of Illidaniel's novel arrived today, just in time for Lemix. I'm prepared to not be prepared
kalronae.bsky.social
I joke to my family that I'm bulking before cutting, but I truly just love to sit and eat and sleep and play video games and draw and avoid sweating whenever possible
kalronae.bsky.social
As of yesterday I am *officially* overweight, so it is beyond time that I get back into a workout regimen
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dirte.net
dirté @dirte.net · May 9
got invited to the goblin group chat but none of them speak common so I'm just fire reacting random shit
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pseudonymjones.bsky.social
oh I have to go to “work”? counterpoint: it’s a little rainy and my entire genetic lineage says I should go back to bed
kalronae.bsky.social
stop calling the pikmin baby rosalina!! you are condemning her mother to space death
kalronae.bsky.social
stinkbugs are OBSESSED with my windows rn
kalronae.bsky.social
overlap of horses and humans: majestic animal with powerful glutes
kalronae.bsky.social
saw some nice butts on a tv show last night and thought to myself "wow, just like a beautiful horse"
kalronae.bsky.social
today I'm thinking about how much human butts are like horse butts
kalronae.bsky.social
youtube just showed me a commercial where a man laser engraves his own face into a medallion, puts it on a chain, and wears it around his neck, like a cursed amulet that houses his soul
kalronae.bsky.social
And ON TOP of that there's the possibility of covid exposure to consider. I'd be wearing a very conspicuous Flo Mask among undoubtedly conservative anti-maskers. I feel I'd invite a lot of disapproving stares
kalronae.bsky.social
I also feel bad telling him no because I know he's lonely... it's not my job to make him happy but I hate seeing my aging dad be sad and lonely. It would really cheer him up if I went. Ooouuughh
kalronae.bsky.social
My dad's been trying to persuade me to join him (he usually goes to church by himself) but I left Catholicism a very, very long time ago! It feels inappropriate for me to be there in their sacred community space if I think god don't real
kalronae.bsky.social
I'm extremely out of the loop re: Catholic opinions but I wonder if they'd get mad if they saw me in the pews just reading a book or sketching instead of paying attention to the mass
kalronae.bsky.social
tawny owls are so cute... those boba eyes... that soft round shape