Kal ⁉️
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In Morrow County, healthy adults were coming down with unexplained medical conditions, including diseases that usually afflicted the elderly.
In a survey of 30 homes, at least 25 miscarriages and a half dozen people living with one kidney were reported.
🔗 www.rollingstone.com/culture/cult...
In a survey of 30 homes, at least 25 miscarriages and a half dozen people living with one kidney were reported.
🔗 www.rollingstone.com/culture/cult...
November 25, 2025 at 1:39 AM
In Morrow County, healthy adults were coming down with unexplained medical conditions, including diseases that usually afflicted the elderly.
In a survey of 30 homes, at least 25 miscarriages and a half dozen people living with one kidney were reported.
🔗 www.rollingstone.com/culture/cult...
In a survey of 30 homes, at least 25 miscarriages and a half dozen people living with one kidney were reported.
🔗 www.rollingstone.com/culture/cult...
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We have gotten so used to Great Replacement becoming normalized that most people hardly noticed that a racist, antisemitic, xenophobic conspiracy theory popularized by mass shooters and 4chan trolls is now government policy.
The U.S. State Department is repeating a white nationalist conspiracy theory.
On Friday, it claimed that “mass migration poses an existential threat to Western civilization.”
That line comes straight from the Great Replacement myth: the lie that immigration is a plot to erase white populations.
On Friday, it claimed that “mass migration poses an existential threat to Western civilization.”
That line comes straight from the Great Replacement myth: the lie that immigration is a plot to erase white populations.
November 24, 2025 at 9:00 PM
We have gotten so used to Great Replacement becoming normalized that most people hardly noticed that a racist, antisemitic, xenophobic conspiracy theory popularized by mass shooters and 4chan trolls is now government policy.
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The carceral state includes Sabrina Carpenter
Sabrina Carpenter arrests Miss Piggy at the final show of her Short n’ Sweet tour in Los Angeles.
(📸: prfctsabrinas | Twitter/X)
(📸: prfctsabrinas | Twitter/X)
November 24, 2025 at 7:04 PM
The carceral state includes Sabrina Carpenter
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One of my favorite things is getting to tell friends who are new to NYC that the subway "stand clear of the closing doors please" voice is a trans woman named Bernie Wagenblast and she's amazing.
November 24, 2025 at 6:19 PM
One of my favorite things is getting to tell friends who are new to NYC that the subway "stand clear of the closing doors please" voice is a trans woman named Bernie Wagenblast and she's amazing.
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I will admit to many frailties and flaws. I am far from perfect and have made plenty of mistakes and there are plenty of things I am bad at.
You could not pay me enough to declare that I am incapable of composing my own insults.
You could not pay me enough to declare that I am incapable of composing my own insults.
Everything about this might be the saddest thing I’ve ever seen
November 24, 2025 at 8:05 PM
I will admit to many frailties and flaws. I am far from perfect and have made plenty of mistakes and there are plenty of things I am bad at.
You could not pay me enough to declare that I am incapable of composing my own insults.
You could not pay me enough to declare that I am incapable of composing my own insults.
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The number of men hopefully interacting with a chipper patriotic young American lady with an AI-generated profile photo and lots of love to give who turns out to be based in, like, Belarus .... extraordinary
November 24, 2025 at 8:12 PM
The number of men hopefully interacting with a chipper patriotic young American lady with an AI-generated profile photo and lots of love to give who turns out to be based in, like, Belarus .... extraordinary
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Muzzled
2/2 *now complete*
5K | E
Trapped in an underground cage with an Alpha, Rey goes into heat. Ben is determined not to bite her, even as her enticing scent overwhelms him
CW// Omegaverse, Kidnapping
archiveofourown.org/works/747090...
#reylo
#reylofic
2/2 *now complete*
5K | E
Trapped in an underground cage with an Alpha, Rey goes into heat. Ben is determined not to bite her, even as her enticing scent overwhelms him
CW// Omegaverse, Kidnapping
archiveofourown.org/works/747090...
#reylo
#reylofic
November 24, 2025 at 6:50 PM
Muzzled
2/2 *now complete*
5K | E
Trapped in an underground cage with an Alpha, Rey goes into heat. Ben is determined not to bite her, even as her enticing scent overwhelms him
CW// Omegaverse, Kidnapping
archiveofourown.org/works/747090...
#reylo
#reylofic
2/2 *now complete*
5K | E
Trapped in an underground cage with an Alpha, Rey goes into heat. Ben is determined not to bite her, even as her enticing scent overwhelms him
CW// Omegaverse, Kidnapping
archiveofourown.org/works/747090...
#reylo
#reylofic
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think it's really important to tell you all who the top contributor to that tag is
November 24, 2025 at 7:10 PM
think it's really important to tell you all who the top contributor to that tag is
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was offline for over a week so it's nice to come back to this bookmark on i'm an animal!!! i promise i'm working on chp 12 as fast as i can it's cominggggg 🫶🏻 #reylofic
November 25, 2025 at 2:31 AM
was offline for over a week so it's nice to come back to this bookmark on i'm an animal!!! i promise i'm working on chp 12 as fast as i can it's cominggggg 🫶🏻 #reylofic
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Google at its peak was basically the best information retrieval system in human history and they and every competitor decided going from there to “you didn’t want answers you wanted half-assed auto-complete 80%-wrong hallucinations” in a few years was the right idea
November 25, 2025 at 1:57 AM
Google at its peak was basically the best information retrieval system in human history and they and every competitor decided going from there to “you didn’t want answers you wanted half-assed auto-complete 80%-wrong hallucinations” in a few years was the right idea
Monday boost for this :) I saw multiple ChatGPT billboards this weekend :(
new #reylofic!
Absolutely Right
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6.3k | E | 1/1
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If Rey had just listened to Ben, he wouldn’t have to do this.
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Ben makes an AI chatbot version of Rey. Real Rey finds out.
Absolutely Right
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6.3k | E | 1/1
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If Rey had just listened to Ben, he wouldn’t have to do this.
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Ben makes an AI chatbot version of Rey. Real Rey finds out.
November 24, 2025 at 8:22 PM
Monday boost for this :) I saw multiple ChatGPT billboards this weekend :(
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Finally. My big 2800 word essay about One Battle After Another and its black women characters is live. www.vulture.com/article/blac...
Black Actresses Are Carrying One Battle After Another
Teyana Taylor, Chase Infiniti, and Regina Hall propel the film’s most conflicted ideas, for better and worse.
www.vulture.com
November 24, 2025 at 6:09 PM
Finally. My big 2800 word essay about One Battle After Another and its black women characters is live. www.vulture.com/article/blac...
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aerons are one million percent worth having, it's an incredible chair and your back will thank you
also you should never pay retail or close to it (unless your work is buying it for you), there are always a million used ones floating around because of office churn
also you should never pay retail or close to it (unless your work is buying it for you), there are always a million used ones floating around because of office churn
it's some kind of journalistic malpractice to tell people an areon going for 30% off of $1600 is a meaningful "discount". you're supposed to get one from a shady facebook marketplace guy for $150 at most
Early Black Friday discounts—and a flash sale—help bring down the price of the iconic Herman Miller Aeron. www.wired.com/story/black-...
November 24, 2025 at 6:12 PM
aerons are one million percent worth having, it's an incredible chair and your back will thank you
also you should never pay retail or close to it (unless your work is buying it for you), there are always a million used ones floating around because of office churn
also you should never pay retail or close to it (unless your work is buying it for you), there are always a million used ones floating around because of office churn
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I keep thinking I'm going to finish this epilogue in one writing session and every time, Ben is still going.
This guy has STAMINA 🤣🤣🤣
#reylosss
#reylo
#omegaverse
Written for #thehuntforbensolo charity event
Coming soon, fucking hopefully
This guy has STAMINA 🤣🤣🤣
#reylosss
#reylo
#omegaverse
Written for #thehuntforbensolo charity event
Coming soon, fucking hopefully
November 23, 2025 at 4:02 PM
I keep thinking I'm going to finish this epilogue in one writing session and every time, Ben is still going.
This guy has STAMINA 🤣🤣🤣
#reylosss
#reylo
#omegaverse
Written for #thehuntforbensolo charity event
Coming soon, fucking hopefully
This guy has STAMINA 🤣🤣🤣
#reylosss
#reylo
#omegaverse
Written for #thehuntforbensolo charity event
Coming soon, fucking hopefully
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Hello!
I'm opening up ARC applications for my contemporary romance novel: A FINE LINE!
Something that really helps authors early on is reviews and word-of-mouth, so if you like to be the first to read something AND you love to leave reviews, follow the link here to apply!
I'm opening up ARC applications for my contemporary romance novel: A FINE LINE!
Something that really helps authors early on is reviews and word-of-mouth, so if you like to be the first to read something AND you love to leave reviews, follow the link here to apply!
November 24, 2025 at 1:30 PM
Hello!
I'm opening up ARC applications for my contemporary romance novel: A FINE LINE!
Something that really helps authors early on is reviews and word-of-mouth, so if you like to be the first to read something AND you love to leave reviews, follow the link here to apply!
I'm opening up ARC applications for my contemporary romance novel: A FINE LINE!
Something that really helps authors early on is reviews and word-of-mouth, so if you like to be the first to read something AND you love to leave reviews, follow the link here to apply!
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You know what’s ripe for a comeback is the Wolves of Willoughby Chase series by Joan Aiken. Smart & non-condescending YA, fantastical without being fantasy, dark and Dickensian as hell, extremely lefty and anticapitalist, a full dozen sequels, amazing Edward Gorey covers.
November 24, 2025 at 4:08 PM
You know what’s ripe for a comeback is the Wolves of Willoughby Chase series by Joan Aiken. Smart & non-condescending YA, fantastical without being fantasy, dark and Dickensian as hell, extremely lefty and anticapitalist, a full dozen sequels, amazing Edward Gorey covers.
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people still talk about poverty/necessity as a competitive advantage for athletes, meanwhile every pro league is increasingly filled with the wealthy children of the last generation’s millionaire stars (this guy obviously included)
November 24, 2025 at 4:37 PM
people still talk about poverty/necessity as a competitive advantage for athletes, meanwhile every pro league is increasingly filled with the wealthy children of the last generation’s millionaire stars (this guy obviously included)
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Don’t know why but this very sad clip reminds me of that scene from “40 Year Old Virgin” where homie says a breast feels like a bag of sand.
Everything about this might be the saddest thing I’ve ever seen
November 24, 2025 at 5:57 PM
Don’t know why but this very sad clip reminds me of that scene from “40 Year Old Virgin” where homie says a breast feels like a bag of sand.
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just the tip, finally official. legal. sanctioned by the church. this is turning my monday straight the fuck around
New canonical tags!
November 24, 2025 at 5:54 PM
just the tip, finally official. legal. sanctioned by the church. this is turning my monday straight the fuck around
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Noticing we are in a golden age of loser!Ben fics that have got my brain whirring. I’m obsessed/inspired and I say…loser!Ben collection when??
Three recent ones:
@dhampirse.bsky.social’s “Kind of a Loser” where rich loser ben gets picked up by bartender Rey: archiveofourown.org/works/74216806
Three recent ones:
@dhampirse.bsky.social’s “Kind of a Loser” where rich loser ben gets picked up by bartender Rey: archiveofourown.org/works/74216806
Kind of a Loser - DhampirsDrinkEspresso - Star Wars Sequel Trilogy [Archive of Our Own]
An Archive of Our Own, a project of the Organization for Transformative Works
archiveofourown.org
November 24, 2025 at 12:53 AM
Noticing we are in a golden age of loser!Ben fics that have got my brain whirring. I’m obsessed/inspired and I say…loser!Ben collection when??
Three recent ones:
@dhampirse.bsky.social’s “Kind of a Loser” where rich loser ben gets picked up by bartender Rey: archiveofourown.org/works/74216806
Three recent ones:
@dhampirse.bsky.social’s “Kind of a Loser” where rich loser ben gets picked up by bartender Rey: archiveofourown.org/works/74216806
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In case anyone needs inspiration for an all-female KoR AU
November 22, 2025 at 2:24 PM
In case anyone needs inspiration for an all-female KoR AU
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#Reylo
Jerking her around by her bare shoulders, hands almost too firm, he frowns at the sight of her.
“Hideous.”
Rey rolls her eyes but yet stands still—she’s used to this by now. L’Enfant Terrible of Haut Couture Ben Solo may be a genius; he’s also an ass.
“Strip her.”
And so they begin again.
Jerking her around by her bare shoulders, hands almost too firm, he frowns at the sight of her.
“Hideous.”
Rey rolls her eyes but yet stands still—she’s used to this by now. L’Enfant Terrible of Haut Couture Ben Solo may be a genius; he’s also an ass.
“Strip her.”
And so they begin again.
November 22, 2025 at 4:30 PM
#Reylo
Jerking her around by her bare shoulders, hands almost too firm, he frowns at the sight of her.
“Hideous.”
Rey rolls her eyes but yet stands still—she’s used to this by now. L’Enfant Terrible of Haut Couture Ben Solo may be a genius; he’s also an ass.
“Strip her.”
And so they begin again.
Jerking her around by her bare shoulders, hands almost too firm, he frowns at the sight of her.
“Hideous.”
Rey rolls her eyes but yet stands still—she’s used to this by now. L’Enfant Terrible of Haut Couture Ben Solo may be a genius; he’s also an ass.
“Strip her.”
And so they begin again.
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This is very cool. Often food pantries need to spend their money making sure everyone has the basics to keep them fed and healthy, but not on the spices and flavors that make an enjoyable meal. www.burlapandbarrel.com/products/don...
Donate a Holiday Spice Set • Give the Gift of Flavor | Burlap & Barrel
Help make someone's holiday meal special. When you purchase a single jar, 3-pack, or 6-pack of our equitably sourced spices, we’ll donate that exact set to a New York food pantry supporting families i...
www.burlapandbarrel.com
November 22, 2025 at 3:52 PM
This is very cool. Often food pantries need to spend their money making sure everyone has the basics to keep them fed and healthy, but not on the spices and flavors that make an enjoyable meal. www.burlapandbarrel.com/products/don...
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New Fic
Teach Me
E | 12.2K | 1/1
// Catcher Ben / Bisexual Ben & Rey / AND THEY WERE ROOMMATES / grumpy Ben / snarky Rey—we got us a real storm cloud-partly cloudy situation / banter //
#reylo #reylofic #penfics
archiveofourown.org/works/74517276
Teach Me
E | 12.2K | 1/1
// Catcher Ben / Bisexual Ben & Rey / AND THEY WERE ROOMMATES / grumpy Ben / snarky Rey—we got us a real storm cloud-partly cloudy situation / banter //
#reylo #reylofic #penfics
archiveofourown.org/works/74517276
November 21, 2025 at 11:40 AM
New Fic
Teach Me
E | 12.2K | 1/1
// Catcher Ben / Bisexual Ben & Rey / AND THEY WERE ROOMMATES / grumpy Ben / snarky Rey—we got us a real storm cloud-partly cloudy situation / banter //
#reylo #reylofic #penfics
archiveofourown.org/works/74517276
Teach Me
E | 12.2K | 1/1
// Catcher Ben / Bisexual Ben & Rey / AND THEY WERE ROOMMATES / grumpy Ben / snarky Rey—we got us a real storm cloud-partly cloudy situation / banter //
#reylo #reylofic #penfics
archiveofourown.org/works/74517276