Dash’s Human
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Mostly I take care of Dash. When he gives me time off I read.
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I’m Dash. Mum has started an account here. She said it was for her, but we all know who is going to be the real star. 😁
I can’t even take Pops for a walk without the puparazzi showing up. I’m glad it didn’t spook him when they took my picture.
December 3, 2025 at 12:55 PM
I can’t even take Pops for a walk without the puparazzi showing up. I’m glad it didn’t spook him when they took my picture.
Today I am thankful that my humans and I are together and healthy and happy.
I am also thankful for turkey.
Happy Thanksgiving!
I am also thankful for turkey.
Happy Thanksgiving!
November 27, 2025 at 8:16 PM
Today I am thankful that my humans and I are together and healthy and happy.
I am also thankful for turkey.
Happy Thanksgiving!
I am also thankful for turkey.
Happy Thanksgiving!
Mum says it’s too early for a Won’t Look Wednesday picture. I say it’s Wednesday somewhere, so here I am, refusing to look.
#Won’tLookWednesday
#Won’tLookWednesday
November 19, 2025 at 2:22 AM
Mum says it’s too early for a Won’t Look Wednesday picture. I say it’s Wednesday somewhere, so here I am, refusing to look.
#Won’tLookWednesday
#Won’tLookWednesday
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Northern lights down south in Alabama.
November 12, 2025 at 5:25 AM
Northern lights down south in Alabama.
I’ve been having a great time. I met two new friends, I took my humans out for patrol, and Mum seems really pleased about something called elections. I don’t know what that is but I hope it’s tasty.
November 5, 2025 at 1:57 PM
I’ve been having a great time. I met two new friends, I took my humans out for patrol, and Mum seems really pleased about something called elections. I don’t know what that is but I hope it’s tasty.
Breakfast was an hour late. A whole hour! I’m giving my humans the Won’t Look treatment, even though it is Sunday.
Dinner better be on time.
Dinner better be on time.
November 2, 2025 at 7:55 PM
Breakfast was an hour late. A whole hour! I’m giving my humans the Won’t Look treatment, even though it is Sunday.
Dinner better be on time.
Dinner better be on time.
Friday? Floofday! And since Mum says I have the best floof, that means it’s my day.
October 24, 2025 at 11:58 AM
Friday? Floofday! And since Mum says I have the best floof, that means it’s my day.
It’s Wednesday and I know the assignment. #Won’tLookWednesday
October 22, 2025 at 11:19 AM
It’s Wednesday and I know the assignment. #Won’tLookWednesday
What's it like living in Chicago today? This image gives us a strong sense of the fear that Chicagoans fear from Trump's secret police.
October 8, 2025 at 3:14 AM
I love the cool autumn temperatures. Great weather for patrol!
October 3, 2025 at 1:40 AM
I love the cool autumn temperatures. Great weather for patrol!
Write it on the blackboard a thousand times. The Yankees don't play good fundamental baseball. They don't play good fundamental baseball. The things they teach you as kids still count. Of the playoff teams the three really good fundamental teams are the Brewers, Phillies, and Blue Jays.
October 2, 2025 at 3:08 AM
It’s Fish Friday! Pretty sure I caught the biggest fish of all.
September 20, 2025 at 2:29 AM
It’s Fish Friday! Pretty sure I caught the biggest fish of all.
This is way too late, but yesterday would have been a really good day to practice the “If you can’t say something nice, don’t say anything at all” rule.
September 11, 2025 at 7:54 PM
This is way too late, but yesterday would have been a really good day to practice the “If you can’t say something nice, don’t say anything at all” rule.
I saw my vet yesterday. She gave me kisses and said I am a good boy. 😁
(I’m fine. Just needed a couple vaccinations.)
(I’m fine. Just needed a couple vaccinations.)
August 20, 2025 at 1:41 PM
I saw my vet yesterday. She gave me kisses and said I am a good boy. 😁
(I’m fine. Just needed a couple vaccinations.)
(I’m fine. Just needed a couple vaccinations.)
August 1, 2025 at 3:15 AM
Pausing patrol just long enough to strike a pose. Okay, enough pictures. Let’s get back to walking and checking pee-mail.
July 24, 2025 at 11:54 AM
Pausing patrol just long enough to strike a pose. Okay, enough pictures. Let’s get back to walking and checking pee-mail.
Out of my way! It’s Friday and I’m on my way to weekend fun.
July 18, 2025 at 8:17 PM
Out of my way! It’s Friday and I’m on my way to weekend fun.
Hi Mum. I know you’re trying to read, but I have finished cleaning the yogurt container. Can I have another yogurt? Please?
July 15, 2025 at 4:01 AM
Hi Mum. I know you’re trying to read, but I have finished cleaning the yogurt container. Can I have another yogurt? Please?
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FOUND PETS FROM THE KERRVILLE FLOODS
If one of these babies is yours or one of your family members, Please call Kerrville Pets Alive! at 830-200-0539
If one of these babies is yours or one of your family members, Please call Kerrville Pets Alive! at 830-200-0539
July 9, 2025 at 4:50 PM
FOUND PETS FROM THE KERRVILLE FLOODS
If one of these babies is yours or one of your family members, Please call Kerrville Pets Alive! at 830-200-0539
If one of these babies is yours or one of your family members, Please call Kerrville Pets Alive! at 830-200-0539
Patrolling the neighborhood with both of my humans may be favorite activity that doesn’t involve eating. Only treats could make it better. Did you bring any Mum?
July 11, 2025 at 3:05 AM
Patrolling the neighborhood with both of my humans may be favorite activity that doesn’t involve eating. Only treats could make it better. Did you bring any Mum?
I got out all my toys and scattered them around the house so my humans would always have a toy nearby when I decided it was play time. Now Mum and I are outside playing with outside toys. This day is going great!
July 6, 2025 at 6:43 PM
I got out all my toys and scattered them around the house so my humans would always have a toy nearby when I decided it was play time. Now Mum and I are outside playing with outside toys. This day is going great!
What a fun idea!
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*Ships to all 50 states & Canada.
#fundraiser
*Ships to all 50 states & Canada.
#fundraiser
July 2, 2025 at 12:10 AM
What a fun idea!
Mum is home! She was gone forever but she’s back.
“It was 5 days”
See? Forever and ever. I’m not lying on her so she can’t leave again.
“It was 5 days”
See? Forever and ever. I’m not lying on her so she can’t leave again.
June 27, 2025 at 9:45 PM
Mum is home! She was gone forever but she’s back.
“It was 5 days”
See? Forever and ever. I’m not lying on her so she can’t leave again.
“It was 5 days”
See? Forever and ever. I’m not lying on her so she can’t leave again.
I’m loving the cool weather we’re having here. I get to go on patrol while it’s still light out. 😁
June 12, 2025 at 12:53 AM
I’m loving the cool weather we’re having here. I get to go on patrol while it’s still light out. 😁