Karl Safchick
@karlsafchick.bsky.social
football and other things
I'm having a really rough go of it financially. I'm happy to chat privately if you'd like to know more. If I've ever helped you in fantasy, and you have some loose change you're willing to part with, I would be forever grateful.
I'm embarrassed to even post this, but it's gotten to that point.
I'm embarrassed to even post this, but it's gotten to that point.
November 10, 2025 at 9:08 PM
I'm having a really rough go of it financially. I'm happy to chat privately if you'd like to know more. If I've ever helped you in fantasy, and you have some loose change you're willing to part with, I would be forever grateful.
I'm embarrassed to even post this, but it's gotten to that point.
I'm embarrassed to even post this, but it's gotten to that point.
Remember, guys. It's only wrong to punch a person if they punch you first. If you're the aggressor, it's ok.
It isn't weird at all. When you walk up to someone and throw a punch at an opposing player's helmet in clear vision of the refs, you're going to get flagged every time. It hurts your defense when you're already down big.
That's just being selfish, stupid, and a bad team player.
That's just being selfish, stupid, and a bad team player.
Weird to blame Payne for retaliation. 90% of us would've done the same.
November 10, 2025 at 8:34 PM
Remember, guys. It's only wrong to punch a person if they punch you first. If you're the aggressor, it's ok.
Does this mean Whitt is fired or just taking over play calling?
Dan Quinn says he’s taking over as Commanders defensive coordinator.
Washington has lost its last four games by 21+ points, the longest such streak since the 2002 Cardinals.
Washington has lost its last four games by 21+ points, the longest such streak since the 2002 Cardinals.
November 10, 2025 at 8:17 PM
Does this mean Whitt is fired or just taking over play calling?
If anyone sees video / audio of Trump at Northwest Stadium, please tag me in it.
November 9, 2025 at 9:25 PM
If anyone sees video / audio of Trump at Northwest Stadium, please tag me in it.
I'm constantly saying "wow" watching Drake Maye play football. Dude is already a star.
November 9, 2025 at 8:14 PM
I'm constantly saying "wow" watching Drake Maye play football. Dude is already a star.
I've said this before, but this Baltimore offense looks better with Keaton Mitchell than it does with Derrick Henry.
November 9, 2025 at 7:05 PM
I've said this before, but this Baltimore offense looks better with Keaton Mitchell than it does with Derrick Henry.
"Oregon fan in a Slipknot fit" is so disrespectful to Slipknot fans. That is Corey Taylor's mask from his album and tour "Iowa." Not only did every badmate dress differently, they also dressed differently based on which album they were on. Just kidding. Love you whoever I quoted.
November 8, 2025 at 10:27 PM
"Oregon fan in a Slipknot fit" is so disrespectful to Slipknot fans. That is Corey Taylor's mask from his album and tour "Iowa." Not only did every badmate dress differently, they also dressed differently based on which album they were on. Just kidding. Love you whoever I quoted.
I may be guilty of being a comic book nerd, but the misappropriation of The Punisher logo has to stop.
The Punisher HATED cops.
The Punisher HATED cops.
November 8, 2025 at 10:01 PM
I may be guilty of being a comic book nerd, but the misappropriation of The Punisher logo has to stop.
The Punisher HATED cops.
The Punisher HATED cops.
Ewwwwww
Commanders Team President Mark Clouse: “We are honored to welcome President Trump to the game as we celebrate those who have served and continue to serve our country.
November 7, 2025 at 7:31 PM
Ewwwwww
Although I lean more dynasty-minded in fantasy, I find resources like @4for4football.bsky.social and @4for4-john.bsky.social 's rest of season ranks invaluable even for dynasty leagues. If you're a contender, you should lean into the contending.
November 7, 2025 at 5:24 PM
Although I lean more dynasty-minded in fantasy, I find resources like @4for4football.bsky.social and @4for4-john.bsky.social 's rest of season ranks invaluable even for dynasty leagues. If you're a contender, you should lean into the contending.
I like most of you. I really do. But those of you who think a guy who got a STUPID tattoo is unfit for office are unfit for tattoos.
November 5, 2025 at 11:44 PM
I like most of you. I really do. But those of you who think a guy who got a STUPID tattoo is unfit for office are unfit for tattoos.
As someone who can't afford things, being able to afford things doesn't seem like such a radical political stance.
November 5, 2025 at 5:09 PM
As someone who can't afford things, being able to afford things doesn't seem like such a radical political stance.
Reposted by Karl Safchick
Cornerback defensive grades through Week 9, per PFF:
* Emmanuel Forbes - 60.6
* Trey Amos - 58.3
* Marshon Lattimore - 52.1
* Mike Sainristil - 50.9
Coverage Grades:
* Trey Amos - 62.3
* Emmanuel Forbes - 60.7
* Marshon Lattimore - 51.2
* Mike Sainristil - 49.5
* Emmanuel Forbes - 60.6
* Trey Amos - 58.3
* Marshon Lattimore - 52.1
* Mike Sainristil - 50.9
Coverage Grades:
* Trey Amos - 62.3
* Emmanuel Forbes - 60.7
* Marshon Lattimore - 51.2
* Mike Sainristil - 49.5
November 4, 2025 at 11:51 PM
Cornerback defensive grades through Week 9, per PFF:
* Emmanuel Forbes - 60.6
* Trey Amos - 58.3
* Marshon Lattimore - 52.1
* Mike Sainristil - 50.9
Coverage Grades:
* Trey Amos - 62.3
* Emmanuel Forbes - 60.7
* Marshon Lattimore - 51.2
* Mike Sainristil - 49.5
* Emmanuel Forbes - 60.6
* Trey Amos - 58.3
* Marshon Lattimore - 52.1
* Mike Sainristil - 50.9
Coverage Grades:
* Trey Amos - 62.3
* Emmanuel Forbes - 60.7
* Marshon Lattimore - 51.2
* Mike Sainristil - 49.5
If you're on a rebuilding team and an opponent who is contending just lost Jayden Daniels or Tucker Kraft, offer to take those players of their hands. Help them in the short term. Help yourself in the long term.
November 3, 2025 at 7:01 PM
If you're on a rebuilding team and an opponent who is contending just lost Jayden Daniels or Tucker Kraft, offer to take those players of their hands. Help them in the short term. Help yourself in the long term.
If the Rams beat the 49ers this Sunday, Matt Stafford will have a career .500 record (115-115-1) for the first time since he started his career 0-0.
November 3, 2025 at 4:55 PM
If the Rams beat the 49ers this Sunday, Matt Stafford will have a career .500 record (115-115-1) for the first time since he started his career 0-0.
I lost the number one spot in my #SFB15 division. I gained a big advantage on my number one spot in my bluesky dynasty league. Bittersweet fantasy day. Let's see how Washington can let me down
November 3, 2025 at 1:01 AM
I lost the number one spot in my #SFB15 division. I gained a big advantage on my number one spot in my bluesky dynasty league. Bittersweet fantasy day. Let's see how Washington can let me down
Were you or any of your loved ones subjected to week 9 Jags / Raiders? You may be entitled to compensation. Contact the Law Office of
November 2, 2025 at 10:23 PM
Were you or any of your loved ones subjected to week 9 Jags / Raiders? You may be entitled to compensation. Contact the Law Office of
Does anyone know why the SEA/WAS game line has swung 8.5 points?
November 1, 2025 at 4:20 PM
Does anyone know why the SEA/WAS game line has swung 8.5 points?
I think that Oz guy who does the magic is gonna end up president, and it's gonna be the last chapter.
November 1, 2025 at 1:31 AM
I think that Oz guy who does the magic is gonna end up president, and it's gonna be the last chapter.
My only Halloween take is that there is no age limit on who can ask for candy. In fact, thank you to the neighborhood grandma who gave out jello shots.
November 1, 2025 at 12:10 AM
My only Halloween take is that there is no age limit on who can ask for candy. In fact, thank you to the neighborhood grandma who gave out jello shots.
Now that we're weaponizing the DOJ against our political opponents, can we launch an investigation into people who eat candy corn?
October 31, 2025 at 4:37 PM
Now that we're weaponizing the DOJ against our political opponents, can we launch an investigation into people who eat candy corn?
Could NFL cities known for good food have a possible home field advantage?
John Bates (TE, WAS) was just on local radio talking about how much BBQ the team ate the day before. He said they were in a food coma until midday Monday.
John Bates (TE, WAS) was just on local radio talking about how much BBQ the team ate the day before. He said they were in a food coma until midday Monday.
October 29, 2025 at 4:06 PM
Could NFL cities known for good food have a possible home field advantage?
John Bates (TE, WAS) was just on local radio talking about how much BBQ the team ate the day before. He said they were in a food coma until midday Monday.
John Bates (TE, WAS) was just on local radio talking about how much BBQ the team ate the day before. He said they were in a food coma until midday Monday.
La Mega co-hosts during sexy-time-talk: "Whoa, whoa, whoa, I am not actually your father."
In a bit of a tense moment, one of the La Mega co-hosts presses Mamdani on why he "lied" about his "aunt" having been scared to ride the subway after 9/11 while wearing a hijab.
Mamdani says it was "not a lie" because he refers to his father's cousin as his "aunt."
Mamdani says it was "not a lie" because he refers to his father's cousin as his "aunt."
October 28, 2025 at 5:25 PM
La Mega co-hosts during sexy-time-talk: "Whoa, whoa, whoa, I am not actually your father."
I've already clinched the playoffs in #SFB15. I re-gained the top spot in my division, and I'm 1.21 ppg from the top 500. I also get my 1st (Lamar) and 2nd round picks (Sun God) back from injury and bye this week.
October 28, 2025 at 5:07 PM
I've already clinched the playoffs in #SFB15. I re-gained the top spot in my division, and I'm 1.21 ppg from the top 500. I also get my 1st (Lamar) and 2nd round picks (Sun God) back from injury and bye this week.
This was in response to the Ravens and Texans being favored this week.
I try not to give betting advice because I'm just a schmuck that likes football, but when I do bet, I like to roll with Vegas with lines that don't make sense to me.
October 26, 2025 at 8:23 PM
This was in response to the Ravens and Texans being favored this week.