kristen🪩🍜
@karmathecatlor.bsky.social
she/her ✨ millennial ✨welcome to my lunar valleys✨ gaylor ✨ everyone is welcome🌈 header by @cherry.lesbian.cat
Just felt like it. Also, got a haircut. Also, mayhem. ✌️
November 26, 2025 at 3:31 AM
Just felt like it. Also, got a haircut. Also, mayhem. ✌️
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loafing him was BEARD 🧔
LOAFING HIM WAS BREAD she’s so funny
August 14, 2025 at 2:31 AM
loafing him was BEARD 🧔
Interviewed someone for another position on my team. They said they have cats and only women in their household. They said it’s a witchy house — um yes, you’re hired. Please join our coven!
a cat wearing a witch hat and holding a cane is shown
Alt: an orange tabby cat wearing a black witch hat and holding a cane — they lift it up, look up, and a rainbow forms and rainbow confetti falls down
media.tenor.com
November 25, 2025 at 9:33 PM
Interviewed someone for another position on my team. They said they have cats and only women in their household. They said it’s a witchy house — um yes, you’re hired. Please join our coven!
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a better pic @hairpinraindrop.bsky.social
the statue of liberty w flashing possessed blue eyes and smoking a cigarette while he’s playing guitar shaped like a razor blade shooting sparks w a red white and blue set/outfits…no words
the statue of liberty w flashing possessed blue eyes and smoking a cigarette while he’s playing guitar shaped like a razor blade shooting sparks w a red white and blue set/outfits…no words
November 25, 2025 at 8:52 PM
a better pic @hairpinraindrop.bsky.social
the statue of liberty w flashing possessed blue eyes and smoking a cigarette while he’s playing guitar shaped like a razor blade shooting sparks w a red white and blue set/outfits…no words
the statue of liberty w flashing possessed blue eyes and smoking a cigarette while he’s playing guitar shaped like a razor blade shooting sparks w a red white and blue set/outfits…no words
So there’s a small jumping spider that lives between our window and window screen in my study. I named him Pablo. My coworker’s roommate has a jumping spider named Nugget. So we decided they are soulmates and while we were video chatting, they had their first virtual date! WE ARE SO COOL!!!
a spider is sitting on a wooden table and says i 'm really nice
Alt: a cartoon spider with big eyes is sitting on a wooden table and says i 'm really nice please don’t squish me
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November 25, 2025 at 7:23 PM
So there’s a small jumping spider that lives between our window and window screen in my study. I named him Pablo. My coworker’s roommate has a jumping spider named Nugget. So we decided they are soulmates and while we were video chatting, they had their first virtual date! WE ARE SO COOL!!!
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Okay but real order of business -
how do we get Taylor to find Angie’s gfm?!?!!!!!!!!!!!!
how do we get Taylor to find Angie’s gfm?!?!!!!!!!!!!!!
November 25, 2025 at 4:12 PM
Okay but real order of business -
how do we get Taylor to find Angie’s gfm?!?!!!!!!!!!!!!
how do we get Taylor to find Angie’s gfm?!?!!!!!!!!!!!!
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has anyone spoken about this
November 25, 2025 at 9:43 AM
has anyone spoken about this
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SOFIA ISELLA, who opened for the Eras Tour in London, is set to release her next single, ‘above the neck’ on December 3.
The scathing lyrics suggest a timely commentary: “Men are titillated by that delicate line between a sex song and a nursery rhyme.”
The scathing lyrics suggest a timely commentary: “Men are titillated by that delicate line between a sex song and a nursery rhyme.”
November 25, 2025 at 2:53 AM
SOFIA ISELLA, who opened for the Eras Tour in London, is set to release her next single, ‘above the neck’ on December 3.
The scathing lyrics suggest a timely commentary: “Men are titillated by that delicate line between a sex song and a nursery rhyme.”
The scathing lyrics suggest a timely commentary: “Men are titillated by that delicate line between a sex song and a nursery rhyme.”
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fifteen turns a fortnight 🥹
November 25, 2025 at 2:44 AM
fifteen turns a fortnight 🥹
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When she said spelling is fun she meant spell casting obviously.
November 25, 2025 at 1:01 AM
When she said spelling is fun she meant spell casting obviously.
Honestly, CANCELLED! Is that bitch ok? We’re the ones with matching scars.
a man in a colorful suit is standing in front of a trailer
Alt: a man in a colorful suit is standing in front of a trailer and sipping tea, then camera pans to a table of gays including Taylor swift bc she is one duh - everyone’s drinking tea
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November 24, 2025 at 11:43 PM
Honestly, CANCELLED! Is that bitch ok? We’re the ones with matching scars.
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Omfg "you ask for the tab" - help im still at the restaurant
SHE WAS WAITING AT THE RESTAURANT FOR SCOTT TO GIVE HER THE TAB - SO SHE COULD PAY FOR HER MASTERS
but he never did!!!!
SHE WAS WAITING AT THE RESTAURANT FOR SCOTT TO GIVE HER THE TAB - SO SHE COULD PAY FOR HER MASTERS
but he never did!!!!
November 14, 2025 at 3:21 AM
Omfg "you ask for the tab" - help im still at the restaurant
SHE WAS WAITING AT THE RESTAURANT FOR SCOTT TO GIVE HER THE TAB - SO SHE COULD PAY FOR HER MASTERS
but he never did!!!!
SHE WAS WAITING AT THE RESTAURANT FOR SCOTT TO GIVE HER THE TAB - SO SHE COULD PAY FOR HER MASTERS
but he never did!!!!
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HAVE YOU EVER TRIED THIS ONE? I HAD A REALLY GREAT TIME RUINING EVERYTHING I PROMISE NONE OF THIS IS A METAPHOR I THINK IM GONNA DIE IN THIS HOUSE TOUR THAT'S OUR SHOW WE LOVE YOU SO MUCH GOODNIGHT!
November 24, 2025 at 10:32 PM
HAVE YOU EVER TRIED THIS ONE? I HAD A REALLY GREAT TIME RUINING EVERYTHING I PROMISE NONE OF THIS IS A METAPHOR I THINK IM GONNA DIE IN THIS HOUSE TOUR THAT'S OUR SHOW WE LOVE YOU SO MUCH GOODNIGHT!
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The HOLIDAY vinyl collection being a literal lesbian flag because IN HER HEART is where Christmas happens
November 24, 2025 at 10:31 PM
The HOLIDAY vinyl collection being a literal lesbian flag because IN HER HEART is where Christmas happens
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wow, what a clusterfck
"Even so, the Times alleges, somewhere between 120,00 and 175,000 master recordings were destroyed in the June 2008 fire."
The article also states we probs won't ever know for sure bc UMG didn't organize any of it.
"Even so, the Times alleges, somewhere between 120,00 and 175,000 master recordings were destroyed in the June 2008 fire."
The article also states we probs won't ever know for sure bc UMG didn't organize any of it.
Okay, I tried to search this out of curiosity and I just stumbled upon...
www.npr.org/2019/06/19/7...
Masters and vaults and fires, oh my!
www.npr.org/2019/06/19/7...
Masters and vaults and fires, oh my!
Following A Fiery Controversy, Legal Issues Mount For Universal Music
After a New York Times investigation was published last week, "dozens" of artists and estates are contemplating filing suits. UMG's head has pledged "transparency" — 11 years after the fire.
www.npr.org
November 24, 2025 at 8:52 PM
wow, what a clusterfck
"Even so, the Times alleges, somewhere between 120,00 and 175,000 master recordings were destroyed in the June 2008 fire."
The article also states we probs won't ever know for sure bc UMG didn't organize any of it.
"Even so, the Times alleges, somewhere between 120,00 and 175,000 master recordings were destroyed in the June 2008 fire."
The article also states we probs won't ever know for sure bc UMG didn't organize any of it.
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Found that on the sub and 😂
November 24, 2025 at 8:32 PM
Found that on the sub and 😂
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You're telling me that 54 years ago today.... There was a historical airplane heist???
November 24, 2025 at 7:48 PM
You're telling me that 54 years ago today.... There was a historical airplane heist???
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this empire belongs to ME!
November 24, 2025 at 7:16 PM
this empire belongs to ME!
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WHO WAS JUST TALKING ABOUT JOAN OF ARC THE OTHER DAY????
So far we have Cara, Ed, and Gracie that all moved at the time of the drop
So far we have Cara, Ed, and Gracie that all moved at the time of the drop
November 24, 2025 at 5:16 PM
WHO WAS JUST TALKING ABOUT JOAN OF ARC THE OTHER DAY????
So far we have Cara, Ed, and Gracie that all moved at the time of the drop
So far we have Cara, Ed, and Gracie that all moved at the time of the drop
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Karma is the fire in your house. Karma is your checks bout to bounce. Karma is the guy on the chiefs coming straight home to Me!
November 24, 2025 at 4:30 PM
Karma is the fire in your house. Karma is your checks bout to bounce. Karma is the guy on the chiefs coming straight home to Me!
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Straight man at a watch store:
THATS IT, that’s the one. What a blinged out masculine watch for me to buy
Mind you this watch is over a million dollars. It’s not pocket change. You gotta love this watch to go out of ur way to buy it
THATS IT, that’s the one. What a blinged out masculine watch for me to buy
Mind you this watch is over a million dollars. It’s not pocket change. You gotta love this watch to go out of ur way to buy it
November 23, 2025 at 11:02 PM
Straight man at a watch store:
THATS IT, that’s the one. What a blinged out masculine watch for me to buy
Mind you this watch is over a million dollars. It’s not pocket change. You gotta love this watch to go out of ur way to buy it
THATS IT, that’s the one. What a blinged out masculine watch for me to buy
Mind you this watch is over a million dollars. It’s not pocket change. You gotta love this watch to go out of ur way to buy it
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there’s something poetic about sabrina being featured on the closing title track of TLOAS to now arresting miss piggy for the closing show of short & sweet tour. and i cannot help but think about how this connects to gaga (always) and her muppet special. so enjoy 🐷🪡
November 24, 2025 at 5:24 PM
there’s something poetic about sabrina being featured on the closing title track of TLOAS to now arresting miss piggy for the closing show of short & sweet tour. and i cannot help but think about how this connects to gaga (always) and her muppet special. so enjoy 🐷🪡
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She was indeed going to do it. Then they rusted her sparkling summer. Do you believe me now?!!
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THIS IS NOT A FUCKING DRILL!!!!
THIS IS NOT A FUCKING DRILL!!!!
November 24, 2025 at 4:11 PM
She was indeed going to do it. Then they rusted her sparkling summer. Do you believe me now?!!
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