kateallday.bsky.social
@kateallday.bsky.social
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Left my heart in Kentucky and my vagina in Lesbos. All that's left is this magnificent structure fire of a brain. AuDHD. I might have banged your wife. Not sorry.
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Rise like the sun and shine on, my lovelies!

(ᴄʜᴏᴏsᴇ ᴠɪᴏʟᴇɴᴄᴇ, ʙɪᴛᴄʜᴇs)

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Honestly, after my glee at Dick Cheney's death, I've been hit by a wave of melancholy because WHAT THE FUCK DO YOU MEAN HE DIED PEACEFULLY AT 84 SURROUNDED BY HIS FAMILY AND ONLY EVER SAW THE DOCK OF THE HAGUE IN PICTURES

I swear, I have never wanted to believe in hell so much. 🤬
They don't seem to understand that either we get to curate our own feed, or we opt out of the entire platform.

So they are advocating for a platform of no boundaries and no humans who have boundaries.

The "forced dialogue" discourse on Tiktok now is really interesting and along these lines.
White trash assholes feed gunpowder to fighting dogs to "make them crazy", and I've smelled the air in a gun range, can't imagine breathing all that shit right up into your sinus passages by your brain could be doing anything good.

Between that, the lead, and the microconcussions... 😬😬😬
This doesn't make sense at all, because everyone I've ever met who has clocked hundreds of hours at the gun range had an extremely normal, functional brain and did not harbor any crazypants beliefs whatsoever. 😐
Nerdy/extremely cool piece on potential concussive injury from shooting at indoor ranges

This applies newer military findings about accumulated blast damage to the brain over time (as especially reported re special operators)

Much additional research needed /1

www.nytimes.com/interactive/...
How Gun Blasts From Indoor Shooting May Cause Brain Injuries (Gift Article)
The Times tested the blast waves of several popular civilian guns at an indoor range and found that repeated firing could add up to potentially harmful exposure.
www.nytimes.com
I'm not on this jury, obviously, but I think the one guy we can all agree did absolutely nothing wrong was the artist that made this delectable sandwich/bomb/torpedo.

What an absolute unit of a sandwich (/bomb/torpedo)

Sir, your impeccable wrapping skills are being discussed in a court of law. 🤩
That's not the GOP way.

Screw competence, just show em your dick.
Oh shit... Did somebody ask him a gynecology question? 🧐
"I know as much about it as you do" -- Mike Johnson
If a footlong sub is terrorism, does that mean Lunchables are small acts of resistance?

I would like a small but revolutionary charcuterie please.

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The government would argue that it's risking a food terrorism. 🤷‍♀️
I'm really starting to think he might be the baddie. 😒
> Or at least some sandwiches? 🥺 If you're gonna talk about sandwiches all day, it's really the least you could do...
Well, we can all sleep a little better at night knowing the streets of San Diego are safe from... The ice pop guy. 😐

*puts paper bag to face*

*screams forever*
Beloved San Diego vendor Deported After 30 Years: “I’m Leaving Happy”

The longtime community favorite spent his final weekend giving away ice pops. Duarte and his wife raised four children in the U.S., including two who attended Stanford University, before losing an eight-year immigration battle.
Beloved San Diego Paletero Deported After 30 Years: “I’m Leaving Happy”
After 30 years selling paletas in South San Diego, beloved vendor Francisco Duarte was deported — leaving behind a legacy of love and resilience.
www.sandiegoville.com
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I want to know if Cheney survived all those years on the heart he got in 2013, or if somehow he skipped the line for seconds. And thirds.

12 years is a long time to live on a donor heart.
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A very specific and heartfelt good morning to Natalie Maines
I did not mean to conjure this day yesterday or to be an Andy Rooney but I need you to know that the kids know nothing of the post-9/11 Iraq War Era.
In my second of two opinion writing seminars for MPP students today, I was asked about getting canceled in the future over writing today. I immediately responded with my deeply held belief that only The Chicks ever have been canceled. 3 of the 65 people laughed; everyone else was very confused.
I sleep so much better knowing that socialism is already up doing numbers, wrecking capitalism, making billionaires cry.

What's that? Socialism already personally murdered Dick Cheney today?

Excellent. Back to bed then.

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6:45 AM NYC time.

you’re still in bed, zohran has already filmed five videos, helped a grandma carry her groceries across a street, went to a daybreaker rave and a pilates class, and ate a high protein breakfast
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i hope this is how you find out about dick cheney
I mean... We haven't heard back from the Stake, Silver and Salt girlies, so... 😬

Fingers crossed tho. 🙏🤞🙏
God damn... You could have just fucked him from the back... 😵
Bro, you have no idea how badly I want to do that, but he has SUCH good security. Like... Maybe the best security on the planet. 😒

Fingers crossed for a construction accident tho. I know gold plated I-beams gotta be heavy as fuck. 🥹🙏🙂‍↕️
Socialism wins, Dick Cheney dies, I'm gonna go back to bed and sleep till noon because clearly this is a national holiday. 🤩🥹🤗
Yes, hello? Is this Birb DethKlok?

Don't tell Liz Cheney, but I have some amazing news!