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F 💅🏼 UK 🇬🇧 Queer 🌈 Neurodiverse 🌶 . Lover of words, laughter and dogs. Usually very friendly unless provoked otherwise . A bit feral . Sweary .

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Corduroy Cheddar @corduroycheddar.bsky.social · 11h

Slipping "for the record, I feel no need to suck your toes right now" into a conversation isn't as comforting as you might think

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Tammi, yeah, that one. 2.1 @tammi.bsky.social · 12h

I found a 19th century Cat Villain!

A huge chonk of a fluffy cat sitting on a table near an open fire. The cat is cream and grey and appears to be shaped like a barrel in a fur coat. They are scowling fiercely with their moustache and bewhiskered ears apparently flowing back into the cold wind. There's a definite vibe that this villainous cat twirls their moustache as they evict orphans into the aforementioned blizzard and think Scrooge was an easy-going lightweight. They are magnificent.

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Alex Blechman @alexblechman.bsky.social · 4d

Pilot: (on intercom) There are no air traffic controllers today so everybody look out the window and holler if you see another plane

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KB @kbfoodphotos.bsky.social · 10h

Genuinely, didn't sign up for this 🤷🏼‍♀️

A post that says:

so let me get this straight......i have to do tasks...every day.....dozens of them..and then I have to wash my skin off (did not ask for skin).....and then lie unconscious for a while.. and then do tasks again

KB @kbfoodphotos.bsky.social · 11h

medium.com/illumination...

You can read free on Medium.

I Worked at NASA for 11 Years. The Aliens Contacted Us in 2025 — and We Said Nothing.

“We were never supposed to tell. But I’m tired of hiding.”

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KB @kbfoodphotos.bsky.social · 11h

My dad, who loves to read and share science things, believes that aliens have always been here, and he has some pretty compelling points.

This article he sent me today was quite 😬

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The title for an article:

I Worked at NASA for 11 Years. The Aliens Contacted Us in 2025 - and We Said Nothing.

A fragment from the article that says:

By June 2nd, we had enough to conclude this:

The signal was deliberate.

It was being sent repeatedly, once every 88 minutes.

It contained structured symbolic communication.

It was aimed directly at Earth.

That same day, my boss - who I won't name came into the lab and told us to stop

everything.

"This has been elevated to Level 7 clearance. Effective immediately, all data is compartmentalized. No external communications. No logs. This is no longer under NASA jurisdiction."

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KB @kbfoodphotos.bsky.social · 11h

I read this on Insta and it made me chuckle:

"Yes! Love women in STEM!

Stealing
Things from
Elderly
Men"

😂😂😂

KB @kbfoodphotos.bsky.social · 11h

I am not sure anyone from my peers will see retirement unless they have married well, inherited cash or otherwise fallen into a lucky situation.

I can live in hope!

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KB @kbfoodphotos.bsky.social · 11h

🤷🏼‍♀️ the ones I've seen are chunky bastards that you most certainly wouldn't be lifting anywhere without good reason! That said, I don't have one so I am not an authority.

KB @kbfoodphotos.bsky.social · 11h

I actually love my job. But I love being comfy in my armchair, under a blanket, watching my little murder shows and tippy typing on my phone with my pals more.

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In Otter News @in-otter-news.bsky.social · 11h

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KB @kbfoodphotos.bsky.social · 11h

I've just seen an advert for a "portable air fryer" which advertises itself as being perfect to make cheesy chips at your office desk.

I cannot stress enough when I say: don't you fucking dare.

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KB @kbfoodphotos.bsky.social · 12h

Disgusted, of Devon.

Take the clown statue and get out! WE DON'T HAVE ANY KIDS!!! @brainmage.bsky.social · 12h

If you want more information on farming and farmers, please scan this ooh-arr code.

KB @kbfoodphotos.bsky.social · 12h

WHY FEAR???

KB @kbfoodphotos.bsky.social · 12h

First day back at work, after 10 days off 😭

Wangle-BOO-ry @wangleberry.bsky.social · 12h

Real powerful 'Sunday evening, school tomorrow' vibes over here

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Lauren Elkin @laurenelkin.bsky.social · 4d

Best essay title ever?

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KB @kbfoodphotos.bsky.social · 13h

Been trying to order some bathroom lights. Simple, no? NO. I have to learn about lighting zones and IP ratings (??) and also all of the options for bathroom lights are shit?

Like...no, I do not want some Live Laugh Love faux brass nonsense. Be gone from thine eye.

KB @kbfoodphotos.bsky.social · 13h

Sexualé

Baked cheery almond pudding with Madagascan vanilla custard. These are both sitting on a wooden table.

KB @kbfoodphotos.bsky.social · 14h

I enjoyed it but one episode a week was plenty as VERY FAST PACED and stressful.

KB @kbfoodphotos.bsky.social · 17h

Soup prep had to be halted for a little while while I entertained my parents. But is now underway again!

I'm the foreground, a large bowl of chopped vegetables. In the background is a bowl of shredded, poached chicken. These are both on a wooden chopping board next to a green leafy fern.

KB @kbfoodphotos.bsky.social · 17h

Imagine! Being attacked. In your own home!

On a Sunday, no less?!

Kate Lister @k8lister.bsky.social · 18h

Awwwww. The My fitness pal app I forgot about just messaged to ask me how my diet is going while I was eating a second Portuguese custard tart.

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Take the clown statue and get out! WE DON'T HAVE ANY KIDS!!! @brainmage.bsky.social · 17h

Dick-sucking factory closed

🏰meg⚔️ @Birthright Audiobook! @impavid.us · 3d

In honor of spooky month, share a 4 word horror story that only someone in your profession would understand

I'll go first: Six page commercial lease.

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KB @kbfoodphotos.bsky.social · 19h

Next step of soup is happening! Between which I have hung laundry, had a Big Shower and given myself a mini pedicure.

A wooden table. On top of it is a large bowl of shredded, cooked chicken meat. I'm the background in a bowl of fresh vegetables, waiting to be chopped up.

KB @kbfoodphotos.bsky.social · 19h

Deeelish.

KB @kbfoodphotos.bsky.social · 20h

All names from the mind of Bob Mortimer