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Keira
@keiradoes.bsky.social
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Just a lil guy 👉🏻👈🏻 Pink chaos goblin, mildly cursed cosplayer, cat haver 💕
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Trying to write an intro post is hard and I am just so eepy. I’m Keira/Asha Fae and I teach pole and dabble in pink and/or mildly cursed cosplays.
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Oooh poor baby, you can't write an essay without ai? You're a fucking moron?🥺🥺
You want chatGPT to fuck your wife, too? Yeah? 🥺🥺 Aww 😩
The props otherwise mediocre men in the pole industry get for being able to do high level strength based moves will never not cheese me off
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the autistic urge to immediately research the movie after you say “wait, that actor looks familiar”
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I don't think people realize that there is no bad economy you can threaten me with that I won't respond to with a battle-hardened shrug. Oh, things are about to get horribly more expensive due to factors outside of my control? My savings will not grow? Inability to retire? You must be new here
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I have a lot of autistic friends. none of them have ever done anything even close to a Sieg Heil.
My favourite shrek filter has been purged from Instagram. This is truely the darkest timeline
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honestly just ban all social media, then destroy the power substations. light all the cars on fire. return to the woods. die of pneumonia. live the good life.
I have a silly idea for a routine but considering how many people at my pole comp needed me to explain who Megamind was.. it‘s probably way too niche ;-;
Nothing has made me feel so chronically online as the fact that no one in my life knows about the Mark Zuckerberg tribute cover of “Get Low” with T Pain
If it’s not my own brain nerfing me then it’s the shitty algorithm smh
I know being shadow banned comes with the territory of being a pole dancer who posts on social media but god damn it’s annoying that it happens every time manage to get around my adhd and start consistently posting
Jorts have entered the chat
Gf said I have to share custody of my new shoes 🥲 She’s jealous of the drip
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imagine if ikea had been invented by the british. imagine. you'd be sitting down on your percy and opening up your laptop on your nigel desk while your partner relaxes on your three-seater hamish.
I unironically want this so bad
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[discovering V's hideout after he has blown up parliament] Aw man, he was cringe?
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The public reaction to the assassination of the CEO is far more interesting and significant than the politics of the assassin (if that's even who Luigi is. Cops frame up people all the time).
Last night was my first student showcase as a pole instructor that I’ve actually had students performing in and when I tell you I was being the most extra stage mum up the back of the audience 😂
Very excited for the packet of chippies I have waiting for me at home when I finish work
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We've been hinting at this puppet build for
@magic.wizards.com for a while, & now that #mtgfoundations is out and #MTGSummerOfMagic has kicked off it's time for Loot! Enjoy 90 seconds of us bringing MTG's sweet scrungly child to life in our cosy little workshop.
www.youtube.com/watch?v=0Nnl...
Bringing Loot to life, as a puppet!
YouTube video by Hench & Scrap - Props & Cosplay
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After 9 months, I finally got a haircut. I am reborn
The way someone tried to say the production planting 9mil tulips was bad for the environment bc “planting machinery uses petrol” 💀 so this just in…. Plants are bad actually