Kelaoshi
@kelaoshi.bsky.social
Bozeman MT based trumpet player, wanabe Canadian and World of Warcraft addict. Rumors I tried to "liberate" Pabu the red panda from the Billings Zoo are greatly exaggerated!
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Sen. Booker wins big on this.
December 21, 2025 at 2:05 AM
Sen. Booker wins big on this.
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I'M TOASTIN MY BELLEH 🍞♨️
December 21, 2025 at 1:12 AM
I'M TOASTIN MY BELLEH 🍞♨️
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When you tell the Dog to sleep in his bed 💞💞💞💞 Love 💞💞💞💞 #FridayMotivation #FridayFeeling
December 19, 2025 at 1:38 PM
When you tell the Dog to sleep in his bed 💞💞💞💞 Love 💞💞💞💞 #FridayMotivation #FridayFeeling
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PSA: If you’re gifting someone a board game…
- Open it, punch the tokens, make sure all the components are there
- Sleeve the cards and laminate the player aids
- Read through the rules, do a solo play, print out the FAQ and errata
- Give them a Dunkin gift card and keep the game
- Open it, punch the tokens, make sure all the components are there
- Sleeve the cards and laminate the player aids
- Read through the rules, do a solo play, print out the FAQ and errata
- Give them a Dunkin gift card and keep the game
December 18, 2025 at 9:21 PM
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They’re launching a Scientology TV channel? Jfc
December 18, 2025 at 1:43 AM
They’re launching a Scientology TV channel? Jfc
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I had fun reading to some Burke Elementary students at the Chicago Public Library today. When the Obama Presidential Center opens next year, we’ll have a new branch of the library for the community to enjoy.
December 10, 2025 at 12:37 AM
I had fun reading to some Burke Elementary students at the Chicago Public Library today. When the Obama Presidential Center opens next year, we’ll have a new branch of the library for the community to enjoy.
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Did you know that the Canadian government issued Santa Claus and Mrs. Claus Canadian citizenship?
In fact, there is some evidence to say that Santa is indeed Canadain.
This is the story of Santa's Canadian connections!
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In fact, there is some evidence to say that Santa is indeed Canadain.
This is the story of Santa's Canadian connections!
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December 8, 2025 at 4:01 PM
Did you know that the Canadian government issued Santa Claus and Mrs. Claus Canadian citizenship?
In fact, there is some evidence to say that Santa is indeed Canadain.
This is the story of Santa's Canadian connections!
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In fact, there is some evidence to say that Santa is indeed Canadain.
This is the story of Santa's Canadian connections!
🧵 1/5
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He brings PANDAMONIUM! ⛈️🗻🔥
December 5, 2025 at 9:06 PM
He brings PANDAMONIUM! ⛈️🗻🔥
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I love my dog. Her name is Nema. I didn't give her this name; Her first owner did before giving her up to the Humaine Society. I'm not her owner. I am her dad, and she is not my pet, she is my savior. She smiles at me and I forget for a moment the life I once led. One look at her and love is reborn.
December 6, 2025 at 12:21 AM
I love my dog. Her name is Nema. I didn't give her this name; Her first owner did before giving her up to the Humaine Society. I'm not her owner. I am her dad, and she is not my pet, she is my savior. She smiles at me and I forget for a moment the life I once led. One look at her and love is reborn.
“Grocery prices are down, there’s no inflation”
Campbell’s Tomato Soup, the cheapest soup for them to make, is $2 a can.
Campbell’s Tomato Soup, the cheapest soup for them to make, is $2 a can.
December 4, 2025 at 9:29 PM
“Grocery prices are down, there’s no inflation”
Campbell’s Tomato Soup, the cheapest soup for them to make, is $2 a can.
Campbell’s Tomato Soup, the cheapest soup for them to make, is $2 a can.
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LMAO my husband took our oldest cat, Sable, to the vet because she's kind of in a bad mood sometimes and often quick to smack and lightly bite. So we wanted to make sure that was feeling okay & the vet's conclusion is that it's just her personality.
Diagnosis? being a queen with strict boundaries 💅🏼
Diagnosis? being a queen with strict boundaries 💅🏼
December 4, 2025 at 4:35 PM
LMAO my husband took our oldest cat, Sable, to the vet because she's kind of in a bad mood sometimes and often quick to smack and lightly bite. So we wanted to make sure that was feeling okay & the vet's conclusion is that it's just her personality.
Diagnosis? being a queen with strict boundaries 💅🏼
Diagnosis? being a queen with strict boundaries 💅🏼
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This is Mr. Paworotti. His favorite Christmas song is Howl-lelujah. If you'll excuse him, his solo is coming up. 13/10 (TT: therealpaworotti)
December 2, 2025 at 11:36 PM
This is Mr. Paworotti. His favorite Christmas song is Howl-lelujah. If you'll excuse him, his solo is coming up. 13/10 (TT: therealpaworotti)
This is the worst depression I’ve had to deal with. Maybe it’s seasonal, or just from living alone so long, but it’s bad this year.
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December 2, 2025 at 11:05 PM
This is the worst depression I’ve had to deal with. Maybe it’s seasonal, or just from living alone so long, but it’s bad this year.
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Me, asking for another helping of mashed potatoes
November 28, 2025 at 12:00 AM
Me, asking for another helping of mashed potatoes
Kill shot!!
November 26, 2025 at 4:29 AM
Kill shot!!
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A real president does this.
Thank you to every veteran who’s worn the uniform and carried the weight for the rest of us — just respect 🇺🇸
Thank you to every veteran who’s worn the uniform and carried the weight for the rest of us — just respect 🇺🇸
November 11, 2025 at 7:26 PM
A real president does this.
Thank you to every veteran who’s worn the uniform and carried the weight for the rest of us — just respect 🇺🇸
Thank you to every veteran who’s worn the uniform and carried the weight for the rest of us — just respect 🇺🇸
I hope Schumer’s family tell him to stay home for the holidays this year.
November 10, 2025 at 5:52 PM
I hope Schumer’s family tell him to stay home for the holidays this year.
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In his infinite arrogance the Fuhrer still believes he carries weight in New York, where he was convicted of 34 felonies and held liable for financial fraud and rape.
Where he bragged about having the tallest building after 9/11.
He might’ve forgotten. His brain is mush.
New Yorkers remember.
Where he bragged about having the tallest building after 9/11.
He might’ve forgotten. His brain is mush.
New Yorkers remember.
November 4, 2025 at 1:31 AM
In his infinite arrogance the Fuhrer still believes he carries weight in New York, where he was convicted of 34 felonies and held liable for financial fraud and rape.
Where he bragged about having the tallest building after 9/11.
He might’ve forgotten. His brain is mush.
New Yorkers remember.
Where he bragged about having the tallest building after 9/11.
He might’ve forgotten. His brain is mush.
New Yorkers remember.
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I'm proud of you.
October 28, 2025 at 7:48 AM
I'm proud of you.
Spectrum is upgrading the service in my area. 8-10hr window, started at midnight, which is great. It’s now almost noon, so I’m beginning to wonder if the techs from Blizzard are doing the upgrade!
October 27, 2025 at 5:52 PM
Spectrum is upgrading the service in my area. 8-10hr window, started at midnight, which is great. It’s now almost noon, so I’m beginning to wonder if the techs from Blizzard are doing the upgrade!
Got to hang out with one of my trumpet hero’s today!
October 25, 2025 at 6:54 PM
Got to hang out with one of my trumpet hero’s today!
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people who earnestly try to argue that blocking certain accounts deprives u of important opposing viewpoints are assuming these certain accounts are posting in good faith
which is a dangerous assumption tbh
which is a dangerous assumption tbh
October 18, 2025 at 1:06 AM
people who earnestly try to argue that blocking certain accounts deprives u of important opposing viewpoints are assuming these certain accounts are posting in good faith
which is a dangerous assumption tbh
which is a dangerous assumption tbh
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“Young adults aren’t having enough kids” bro I’m employed full-time with a damn PhD and I’m struggling to afford both groceries and rent.
I love kids but I can barely afford my pets.
Want us to have kids? Try UBI, rent control, universal healthcare, cheaper child care.
I love kids but I can barely afford my pets.
Want us to have kids? Try UBI, rent control, universal healthcare, cheaper child care.
October 16, 2025 at 9:31 PM
“Young adults aren’t having enough kids” bro I’m employed full-time with a damn PhD and I’m struggling to afford both groceries and rent.
I love kids but I can barely afford my pets.
Want us to have kids? Try UBI, rent control, universal healthcare, cheaper child care.
I love kids but I can barely afford my pets.
Want us to have kids? Try UBI, rent control, universal healthcare, cheaper child care.