Kellum Dander
@kellumdander.bsky.social
Proctor-at-Large of the Carswell Fensterwald Memorial Library for Ornithological Sciences. Connoisseur of fine cheeses. Married to Mrs. Dander. Pseudonymous/satire.
they're gonna let this dickhead go full drooling dementia before they do anything aren't they
It should go without saying, but the president has no authority to do this, and anyone reporting the story needs to say as such.
November 29, 2025 at 2:41 AM
they're gonna let this dickhead go full drooling dementia before they do anything aren't they
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It should go without saying, but the president has no authority to do this, and anyone reporting the story needs to say as such.
November 28, 2025 at 9:16 PM
It should go without saying, but the president has no authority to do this, and anyone reporting the story needs to say as such.
the difference between law enforcement and murder is procedure
this is a post about pete hegseth
this is a post about pete hegseth
November 29, 2025 at 1:39 AM
the difference between law enforcement and murder is procedure
this is a post about pete hegseth
this is a post about pete hegseth
@profanity.accountant please show me what a naughty little boy I've been
November 29, 2025 at 1:36 AM
@profanity.accountant please show me what a naughty little boy I've been
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The fundamental thing to understand about this administration is the president is a grumpy retiree. He has no interest in working anymore. Which leads to him being pissed that he is getting asked a question, pissed he has to show up and work, the scheming viziers running the show, etc..
“You’re a stupid person” — Trump lashes out at a reporter who presses him on the fact that the suspected DC shooter was actually thoroughly vetted before he was let in the US from Afghanistan
November 28, 2025 at 5:13 AM
The fundamental thing to understand about this administration is the president is a grumpy retiree. He has no interest in working anymore. Which leads to him being pissed that he is getting asked a question, pissed he has to show up and work, the scheming viziers running the show, etc..
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The war will end when Russia stops fighting. Therefore, pressure has to be put on Russia, so that they stop believing that they will win. Why is that so hard to understand?
November 27, 2025 at 1:49 AM
The war will end when Russia stops fighting. Therefore, pressure has to be put on Russia, so that they stop believing that they will win. Why is that so hard to understand?
imagine explaining ICE to the pilgrims
November 27, 2025 at 11:45 PM
imagine explaining ICE to the pilgrims
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Remember like 6 years ago when it was going to be “insane” to buy anything except the “money printer” Tesla?
November 27, 2025 at 11:41 PM
Remember like 6 years ago when it was going to be “insane” to buy anything except the “money printer” Tesla?
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ragebait is the real fascism
Democrats are just as responsible for fascism as Republicans.
November 27, 2025 at 8:38 PM
ragebait is the real fascism
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If one Afghan nationalist shooter means all Afghan nationalists are evil, wait until I tell you about white male shooters.
November 27, 2025 at 11:04 AM
If one Afghan nationalist shooter means all Afghan nationalists are evil, wait until I tell you about white male shooters.
Just gonna keep reposting this daily
Still no good news in the obituaries, I see.
November 27, 2025 at 3:41 PM
Just gonna keep reposting this daily
Still no good news in the obituaries, I see.
November 26, 2025 at 1:19 PM
Still no good news in the obituaries, I see.
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I think Pecan Pie is one of those things that is divisive now because it’s just a blob of sugar with nuts on it but to someone 150 years ago who ate shoes it was probably like having 12 orgasms at once
November 25, 2025 at 10:54 PM
I think Pecan Pie is one of those things that is divisive now because it’s just a blob of sugar with nuts on it but to someone 150 years ago who ate shoes it was probably like having 12 orgasms at once
overstayed visas are about half of the entire population of so called "illegal immigrants"
just insane to treat these cases like this
just insane to treat these cases like this
ICE arrests, detains British woman with US husband and newborn when she shows up for her green card interview. She’s now in a detention center, separated from her 6-month-old. No criminal record. She had overstayed her visa.
www.lbc.co.uk/article/brit...
www.lbc.co.uk/article/brit...
British mum detained by ICE agents in California as six-month old baby and stunned husband watch on | LBC
Katie Paul, 33, was in the process of applying for a green card when she was ambushed by immigration agents
www.lbc.co.uk
November 25, 2025 at 9:55 PM
overstayed visas are about half of the entire population of so called "illegal immigrants"
just insane to treat these cases like this
just insane to treat these cases like this
by the time this is done ICE will be selling franchises
what could be more "American Nazi" than *privatized* brownshirts?
NEW: ICE has torn up its $180M cap on a proposed immigrant-tracking program and is now guaranteeing private surveillance firms at least $7.5M each, with potential payouts reaching $281M per vendor. The change signals a shift from “pilot” to full-scale outsourcing of street-level investigative work.
November 25, 2025 at 9:52 PM
by the time this is done ICE will be selling franchises
looks to me like Ziegler used AI to write the opinion
Question about the dissent by (the far-right) Justice Ziegler: Does this quote actually appear in Moore v. Harper? Did Moore say that state courts' role in congressional redistricting is "exceedingly limited"? I don't think it did! vhdshf2oms2wcnsvk7sdv3so.blob.core.windows.net/thearp-media...
November 25, 2025 at 9:51 PM
looks to me like Ziegler used AI to write the opinion
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one of the coolest things about ChatGPT is how you can actually just never use it. you can fill your whole entire life with simply not once using it. it's incredible.
November 25, 2025 at 4:15 PM
one of the coolest things about ChatGPT is how you can actually just never use it. you can fill your whole entire life with simply not once using it. it's incredible.
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Man, I know we're not ones to talk right now, but the Brits are not OK.
EXCLUSIVE: Jury trials to be scrapped in most cases to tackle court backlog - in @thetimes.com www.thetimes.com/uk/law/artic...
Jury trials to be scrapped in most cases to tackle court backlog
David Lammy, the justice secretary, is proposing that judges hear cases alone for crimes that could result in a sentence of up to five years
www.thetimes.com
November 25, 2025 at 8:02 PM
Man, I know we're not ones to talk right now, but the Brits are not OK.
the reason people blame democrats for the mess we're in is the same reason people blame the parents when the underage kids throw a drinking party
November 25, 2025 at 9:10 PM
the reason people blame democrats for the mess we're in is the same reason people blame the parents when the underage kids throw a drinking party
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A package hasn't "shipped" if you've only "created the label"
November 25, 2025 at 3:02 PM
A package hasn't "shipped" if you've only "created the label"
what could be more "American Nazi" than *privatized* brownshirts?
NEW: ICE has torn up its $180M cap on a proposed immigrant-tracking program and is now guaranteeing private surveillance firms at least $7.5M each, with potential payouts reaching $281M per vendor. The change signals a shift from “pilot” to full-scale outsourcing of street-level investigative work.
ICE Offers Up to $280 Million to Immigrant-Tracking ‘Bounty Hunter’ Firms
Immigration and Customs Enforcement lifted a $180 million cap on a proposed immigrant-tracking program while guaranteeing multimillion-dollar payouts for private surveillance firms.
www.wired.com
November 25, 2025 at 9:07 PM
what could be more "American Nazi" than *privatized* brownshirts?